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Ever Been Caught Short?

Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:37 am

Ever been in the middle of nowhere and felt the call of nature or somewhere where you really needed to go desperately but were unable to? What did you do?  Wink  Big grin
 
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:45 am

It happened at MAN once. Just by the second runway. I just used your pocket  Wow!
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:47 am

Couple times out at DRO, just got behind my car so air traffic wouldn't see it and let nature do her thing.
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:48 am

Ok this is gross but one night I had been to a concert and I got the bus home. It was a double decker and I was upstairs at the back and the upper deck was empty so................  yes 
 
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:15 pm

So you are the one responsible for the smell of pee on all buses around MAN??
 
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:52 pm

Manage to find a Location Always  biggrin 
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:23 pm

Many times, mainly due to poor timing after too many at happy hour. I find a less populated spot and do my thing. #1, that is...
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:34 pm

Quoting BigOrange (Reply 4):
So you are the one responsible for the smell of pee on all buses around MAN??

Just one...and it was about 20 years ago.
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:39 pm

You haven't lived until you've pinched a loaf in public. Or so I've heard.  Smile
 
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:18 pm

In the netherlands on the way to Ameland (island on the Netherlands coast)
Couldn't find a toilet anywhere and we were seriously late for the ferry. Took a sideroad from the main road and just started to pee.
Seriously i thought it was a quiet road in the middle of nowhere but when i started peeing on the side of that narrow road around 20 cars came by in that time including the police (twice). I have never heard so many horns in my life.
Add to that that in front of me two farmers were doing the field  ashamed  .
i couldn't care less in that situation cause when you desperate you just let it go. But after that it was really emberassing but i have a funny story to tell.

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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:23 pm

There are a number of times I had to pee by the side of the road, and in several countries. Just make sure you position you, the car, the car door so cannot show off your pee-pee and make sure you are not peeing against the wind  biggrin 
 
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:36 am

At the AKL spotters car park, needed a pee and there is nowhere to hide there, so I refilled the bottle that had caused the need in the first place, required some gymnastic contortions so as not to be seen!!
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:41 am

Driving home from University....I was stuck in traffic, it was absolutely miserable.....

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 10):
make sure you are not peeing against the wind

LOL...good advice  biggrin 
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:36 am

While in college I was riding back to Tucson from Nogales after a night of drinking south of the border. About halfway back we pulled off at an off-ramp and I think all the guys in the car relieved themselves.

And there is something very peaceful about taking a whiz along the side of a road in the middle of the night under the desert sky.  relieved 
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:36 am

I once was at Teterboro and got caught short.

I went behind some bushes alongside a railway line, hidden from the road. Right in midflow I see a train coming, but was unable to stop peeing in time  Embarrassment
 
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RE: Ever Been Caught Short?

Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:33 am

Earlier this year some friends and I were road triping to Sydney to see a mate who was stationed at one of the army bases. On the way up we stopped for some Hungry Jacks (Burger King) and it didn't exactly go down to well. By the time we reached the edge of Sydney I was needing to take a dump and it was getting worse by the minute. Thankfully where we needed to go was on the edge so we didn't need to travel too far. By the time we reached the base I was about ready to shit myself. I could barely hold it. I kept saying "I can't take it anymore" and I asked the guard who was checking our ID at the gate where the toilet was. Before he had a chance to say "Over there" I was off running for the toilet. My friends were in hysterics. I got my pants down and before my ass had a chance to touch the seat I was off!. One of the most satisfying moments I had, had in a while.

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