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Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:09 am

Tom cruise has bought a 20 million dollar gulfstream pirvate jet for katie holmes as a wedding gift!
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_1550538,001100020002.htm

Is that what you need to prove your love to a woman ?
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:10 am

He has way too much money  Wink



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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:11 am

Tom Cruise is freaky. He finally fired his sister who has been his "publicist" during all this craziness - looks like his old one did a darn good job all those years if these are his true colors!

I used to think he was hot, but the past 6 months he seems like someone on the verge of snapping!
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:13 am

Quoting RootsAir (Thread starter):
Is that what you need to prove your love to a woman ?

i would assume it takes a whole lot to prove your love since due to your homosexuality, you are unable to sexually satisfy your "wife"
 
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:13 am

How do you cut a jet in half when they divorce in 6 months?  kiss   no 
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:17 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 4):
How do you cut a jet in half when they divorce in 6 months?

Well, that's pretty easy... You take a chainsaw and then you....
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:19 am

Personally I think that she negotiated herself one hell of a deal.

She confirms that Tom's a hetero so he can continue to play action heros and get the big appeal leading roles, and gives him a child using artificial insemination, and he gives her an airplane and one hell of a prenuptially contracted divorce settlement that ensures she will be living well forever.

I think it's capitalism at its finest. My own assumptions to complement the public record!  stirthepot 

[Edited 2005-11-22 17:20:49]
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:20 am

Tom Cruise is a wanker. He did one good movie for himself and then got more arrogant than ever before. Why can't the landing gear get stuck on his jet rather than endangering innocent productive CEO's?  Big grin
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:24 am

Isn't there talk of a pre-nup????

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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:24 am

Did anyone catch the recent "South Park" episode where they poked fun at Scientology and his alleged homosexuality? Classic! The best part was that the end credits had everyone associated with the show listed as "John Smith" as a poke at Cruise's history of being litigious when lampooned.
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:31 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 7):
He did one good movie for himself and then got more arrogant than ever before

And what movie was that?  Wink

Quoting AirKas1 (Reply 5):
Well, that's pretty easy... You take a chainsaw and then you....

Where's that smart ass smiley?...there it is ....pointing right at you !!  butthead 

Quoting DL021 (Reply 6):
Personally I think that she negotiated herself one hell of a deal.

She confirms that Tom's a hetero so he can continue to play action heros and get the big appeal leading roles, and gives him a child using artificial insemination, and he gives her an airplane and one hell of a prenuptially contracted divorce settlement that ensures she will be living well forever

Damn, i think you've got it !!  thumbsup 
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:31 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 9):
Did anyone catch the recent "South Park" episode where they poked fun at Scientology and his alleged homosexuality?

Hahaha, hell yes! It was perfect! CNN actually did an article about how they thought this episode might have been over the line. If I find a link, I will post it.

Classic episode though!  bigthumbsup 
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:34 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 10):
And what movie was that?

Ohh.....I'm sure you can figure it out.  bigthumbsup 
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:34 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 12):


Ohh.....I'm sure you can figure it out.

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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:46 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 9):
Did anyone catch the recent "South Park" episode where they poked fun at Scientology and his alleged homosexuality? Classic! The best part was that the end credits had everyone associated with the show listed as "John Smith" as a poke at Cruise's history of being litigious when lampooned.

The episode from start to finish was hilarious! It could only have been better if Nicole had offered to do her own voiceover for her character.
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:04 am

Quoting RootsAir (Thread starter):
Is that what you need to prove your love to a woman ?

Perhaps it's what you need to prove you're not gay.

Anyway, who gives a fuck what this weirdo does? More jobs for the aviation industry I guess.
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:51 am

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 15):
Anyway, who gives a fuck what this weirdo does?

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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:28 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 9):
Did anyone catch the recent "South Park" episode where they poked fun at Scientology and his alleged homosexuality? Classic!

Yep, now ranks high on my list of favorite SP episodes...so funny!

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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:41 am

Quoting RootsAir (Thread starter):
Is that what you need to prove your love to a woman ?

If my woman wanted to get me a Gulfstream I would marry her in a second..


Though I would settle for a Falcon 900 or Citation X
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:47 am

Hell 90 % of the guys in here straight AND Gay would marry him for a Gulfstream....

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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:30 am

Quoting VSLover (Reply 3):
i would assume it takes a whole lot to prove your love since due to your homosexuality, you are unable to sexually satisfy your "wife"


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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:32 am

Quoting RootsAir (Thread starter):
Is that what you need to prove your love to a woman ?

I think it is more about him proving he loves women.

Anyway, isn't this more of a gift for him seeing that he is a pilot?
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:29 am

Quoting N1120A (Reply 21):
Anyway, isn't this more of a gift for him seeing that he is a pilot?

Possibly, but doubtful. If you had Katie Holmes in the back of your jet, would you be thinking about flying???  Big grin

I know that the straight guys wouldn't be.
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:55 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 22):
If you had Katie Holmes in the back of your jet, would you be thinking about flying???

Probably... I have a feeling she is a bad lay. Plus, I think she is starting to look underfed.

If I get enough hours driving the Gulfstream I can go work for an airline and tag flight attendants.. Assuming there are still some hot ones out there.


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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:20 am

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 23):
Probably... I have a feeling she is a bad lay. Plus, I think she is starting to look underfed

True. She's probably snorting something on the side anyway, so it might be a weird one.

In that respect, I would put it on autopilot and bring her to the cockpit. (pun intended)  Big grin

Then, I'd let her sleep and fly it myself.
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:00 pm

Quoting EI747SYDNEY (Reply 8):
Isn't there talk of a pre-nup????

In Hollywood, there is always a pre-nup.
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:02 pm

I just hope he didn't get that jet from the same people that sold Nike theirs.
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:52 pm

Quoting Espion007 (Reply 20):



Quoting Espion007 (Reply 20):


"Mr. Cruise, you need to come out of the closet"

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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:56 pm

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 22):
Possibly, but doubtful. If you had Katie Holmes in the back of your jet, would you be thinking about flying???

I know that the straight guys wouldn't be.

Well, this IS Tom Cruise we are talking about. BTW, Katie is not all that attractive.
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:03 pm

Quoting N1120A (Reply 28):
Well, this IS Tom Cruise we are talking about. BTW, Katie is not all that attractive.

You know there is an old story of a Texas oil millionare that wanted to get rid of his wife, but didn't want to deal with the hassels and costs of a divorce.

So he bought her a WWII surplus F4U Corsair, since the wife had been taking flying lessons. If you know anything about this airplane you know that it had a reputation early on as a widowmaker because of the torque comming off that engine surprising new pilots.

Well that is exactly what happened to the wife. She happy to get the airplane, and took it up and rolled it into the ground killing her. And he got rid of the wife and her life insurance.

Katie, if I where you I would let the profesionals handle that Gulfstream....Tom may be wanting to get rid of you.
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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:08 pm

Quoting RootsAir (Thread starter):
Tom cruise has bought a 20 million dollar gulfstream pirvate jet for katie holmes as a wedding gift!

A banana bike with training wheels would have been a lot more appropriate.

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RE: Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!

Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:09 pm

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 9):
The best part was that the end credits had everyone associated with the show listed as "John Smith" as a poke at Cruise's history of being litigious when lampooned.

duhhh, I dont get it... Can you explain Big grin

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