Aleksandar
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:12 am

After Gkirk revealed some shocking of Pilot Kaz it seems that his life is under threat. Today, Pilot Kaz officially said that our Kirkie has only two days to live (one and a half, in fact  crying  ). Apparently, she already booked a flight for Scotland and prepares herself to kill him in the most brutal way of her choice. So, I have two questions for all A.net members:

1. Should Pilot Kaz forgive poor Kirkie?
2. OK, unfortunately some of A.netters are blood thirsty, so I'm giving you the chance to suggest Pilot Kaz what to do in Scotland this weekend  stirthepot 

I'll go first. They should  kiss  and forgive.
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:13 am

Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter):
2. OK, unfortunately some of A.netters are blood thirsty, so I'm giving you the chance to suggest Pilot Kaz what to do in Scotland this weekend

A good old fashioned public stoning is in order.

Or draw and quarter him. Either or. Whichever seems more fun  Smile

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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:14 am

Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter):
Apparently, she already booked a flight for Scotland and prepares herself to kill him in the most brutal way of her choice.

With a Boeing model?!
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
 
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:15 am

 tombstone 

Just kidding...
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:18 am

ClassicLover speaks the truth - for it is truth that will save! Repent, all ye who preach that GKirk should enjoy deliverance!



Ahem.
 
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:19 am

I'm prepared for any punishment coming my way
PS. Shouldn't this be in Polls and Preferences? Big grin

[Edited 2005-11-24 16:19:59]
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:22 am

A severe lashing perhaps... no, wait, he just might enjoy that too much...
death by exile... send him here...
http://www.soayfarms.com/

 biggrin   duck 
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:23 am

Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter):
Apparently, she already booked a flight for Scotland and prepares herself to kill him in the most brutal way of her choice.

what's the point in going to Scotland , isn't Gkirk in the Comoros ? ( Hmmm , November in Scotland or November in the Comoros ... I know which I would choose )

Anyway, I dont think she should be too brutal , he might enjoy it too much
 
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:24 am

Pilot Kaz: when does your flight land? Ill pick ya up and show you where GKirk lives......

DIE KIRKIE DIE........muhahahahaha
 
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:25 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Shouldn't this be in Polls and Preferences?

I was tempted to ask this myself, but decided it'd be far too unoriginal, unfunny and moronic to be worthy of anyone's attention  Wink
 
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:26 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
I'm prepared for any punishment coming my way

I'm sure you are - but I don't think whips and chains is what Kaz had in mind!

Oh and for 99% of A.netters, do post the pictures afterwards!

Noel.

[Edited 2005-11-24 16:33:13]
 
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:30 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Shouldn't this be in Polls and Preferences?

 no 
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:33 am

Cut his heart out and eat it.
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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:35 am

Cut his balls off and stuff them in his mouth.
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:58 am

Quoting BigOrange (Reply 13):
Cut his balls off and stuff them in his mouth.

subtle , yet effective
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:59 am

Quoting Richardnhsv (Reply 6):
death by exile... send him here...
http://www.soayfarms.com/

You think that'd really kill him? Ok, maybe death by joy...  duck   Smile

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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Lif

Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:02 am

It's where he is known and loved...
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:10 am

I told the boy he needed to go underground....now the natives are chasing him through the village with torches.....

run forrest run!

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 14):
Quoting BigOrange (Reply 13):
Cut his balls off and stuff them in his mouth.

subtle , yet effective

My thoughts exactly...
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:10 am

I told you I'm always being picked on!  Wink
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:15 am

Off with his head!

Signed,

The Sheep Population of Scotland and Northern England
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:19 am

Quoting Noelg (Reply 10):
Oh and for 99% of A.netters, do post the pictures afterwards!

That is really mean.

Quoting BigOrange (Reply 13):
Cut his balls off and stuff them in his mouth.



Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 14):
subtle , yet effective



Quoting DL021 (Reply 17):
My thoughts exactly...

Highly uneffective. Who died of two Tic Tacs?
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:23 am

Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 20):


Quoting DL021 (Reply 17):
My thoughts exactly...

Highly uneffective. Who died of two Tic Tacs?

damn, brother...I don't believe I'da told that......

's funny as hell tho..... rotfl 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:24 am

Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter):
1. Should Pilot Kaz forgive poor Kirkie?

-
as I am against the death penalty, I would urge her to forgive and them
to  kiss  each other  yes 
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:30 am

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 22):
as I am against the death penalty, I would urge her to forgive and them
to each other

...and post pics thereafter as noted above, or

.....shove a 777 up his ass and ask him who is mama is !!

Don't forget to pack your "models" Kaz  Wink
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:00 am

I can see it now..

"Gkirk passed away on this, the 25th of November. The reasons for his passing are yet unclear, although rumors of a certain British girl taking her revenge seem to be favored by the locals. Gkirk has requested that he be creamated, and his ashes spread on the local farm. Funeral services will be held at the Bo Peep Pasture, and many sheep and people are expected to attend."


Rest In Piece(s) Kirkie!

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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:07 am

Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter):

1. Should Pilot Kaz forgive poor Kirkie?

Nah!!!  devil 

Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter):
2. OK, unfortunately some of A.netters are blood thirsty, so I'm giving you the chance to suggest Pilot Kaz what to do in Scotland this weekend

I'm thinking of something slow and painful... will get back to you on this one!  Wink

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 8):
Pilot Kaz: when does your flight land? Ill pick ya up and show you where GKirk lives......

DIE KIRKIE DIE........muhahahahaha

LOL  rotfl 

Very subtle now, arent we?
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:52 am

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 25):
subtle

subtle ? well, it sounds almost canibalistic !
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the compromise would be to force him to
> live in Germany
> study in Germany
> learn driving in Germany
> no longer drink any beer or whisky, only vintage Port
> only listen to either classical, or Arab or Indian music
> to work part-time in a home of retired people
> to learn French, Italian, Arabic and Russian
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:07 am

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 26):

That sounds interesting  devil  but....

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 26):
no longer drink any beer or whisky, only vintage Port

 no  Only herbal tea and dairy products for the next decade.

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 26):
to work part-time in a home of retired people

to work there full-time
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:30 am

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 19):
The Sheep Population of Scotland and Northern England

What about the sheep of Ireland? Or the rest of the world? They also demand retribution! Let's tie him up, send him of to ICAST, the International Crimes Against Sheep Tribunal, run by the world's wisest sheep, somewhere in NZ, I would guess. There he shall be prosecuted for his crimes against Sheepanity!

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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:13 am

Quoting Doona (Reply 28):
the International Crimes Against Sheep Tribunal

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:22 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 23):
.....shove a 777 up his ass and ask him who is mama is !!

 rotfl 

Go ahead Kaz. Kick his ass!


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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:42 pm

God, I've wandered into some low quality soap series here...

"Push the red button now to make the GKirk vs Kaz threads go away"

Rats, there is no red button!

 banghead 

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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:29 pm

No one should be hurt. Nature is our friend. Save Kirkie, Shoot a fat chick!

Signed
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:33 pm

I think she should marry him and make him suffer like the rest of us! Big grin

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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:04 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 33):
I think she should marry him and make him suffer like the rest of us! Big grin

 Wow!  Wow!
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Lif

Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:44 pm

Yes!

How dare anyone touch kirkie...... lol
....after all those animals and fat people.....



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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:46 pm

I only got one word to this matter:

NO!!!!!!
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:27 am

I just have amended and improved that
PIKIP (Program for the Improvement of Kirkie's Individual Personality) :
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the compromise would be to force him to
> live in Germany
> study in Germany
> learn driving in Germany
> no longer drink any beer or whisky, only vintage Port
> he has to eat lamb at least once per day
> whatever meat he consumes has to
be "extremely well done" "extremement bien cuit"
> only listen to either classical, or Arab or Indian music
> to work part-time in a home of retired people
> to learn French, Italian, Arabic and Russian
-----------------------------------------------------
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:18 am

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 37):
he has to eat lamb at least once per day

Eat lamb? Would you eat your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend? That's just cruel!

Cheers
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:48 am

I'm missing someting big here... what did Kirk actualy do to Kaz?

*ponders*

Tom  boggled 
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:00 am

Quoting TupolevTu154 (Reply 39):
I'm missing someting big here... what did Kirk actualy do to Kaz?

See:
Pilot Kaz Caught In Shocking Pose With Boeing (by Gkirk Nov 24 2005 in Non Aviation)


 biggrin 
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:01 am

Quoting TupolevTu154 (Reply 39):
what did Kirk actualy do to Kaz?

no idea about that either, but thought that a program for his improvement might be appropriate anyway !
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:03 am

Anyway, isn't Kirkie's two days about up?

Or has Kaz got stuck up in the wilds of Scotland with the arctic weather up there?
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:04 am

Quoting NoelG (Reply 40):
what did Kirk actualy do

that "model" possibly was of chocolate or marzipan ?
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:09 am

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 43):
that "model" possibly was of chocolate or marzipan ?

Trust me lots of us were there when she bought it - that ain't no marzipan  biggrin 

I had no idea before these "leaked" photos how a 777 could have more than one use........  biggrin 
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:28 am

Quoting NoelG (Reply 44):
lots of us were there when she bought it - that ain't no marzipan

I am shocked !
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:51 am

Quoting NoelG (Reply 44):
I had no idea before these "leaked" photos how a 777 could have more than one use........

Gosh, you ARE naive Noel Big grin

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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:17 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 46):
Gosh, you ARE naive Noel

Being married to an Ann Summers Party Organiser I really shouldn't be!  biggrin 
 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:28 am

The International Crimes Against Sheep Tribunal has proof, Kirkie!

 
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RE: A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life

Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:13 pm

GKirk! if you still have time to flee. Now is your time go and hide in Moffat or go to the Bunker in Fife or flee to DUB where our crew are here to protect you until you are safe. We will escort you to your accomodation. But you have to pay for the accomodation yourself. The escort service from the airport to your accomodation is free of charge.
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