9VSPO
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Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:53 am

Ok time for another dirty thread!  Wink  Big grin

Have you ever incorporated food in your sexual activity? Nine and a half weeks...that sort of thing? Big grin
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:00 am

I have to laugh, you do really create some wierd threads.. and i dont mean that in a bad way either..

Cant say ive ever used food as a sexual activity, chocolate and stuff yes, but nothing like your thinking!

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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:02 am

ice cubes. BRILLIANT
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:03 am

Quoting TFSPhoto (Reply 1):
have to laugh, you do really create some wierd threads

What's wierd about a bit of whipped cream and the odd strawberry???  Big grin
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:04 am

Does eatible fruit flavoured "Emotion Lotion" count?


if so then, yes.

if not then, no
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:06 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 3):
What's wierd about a bit of whipped cream and the odd strawberry???

Yeh, I bet that's all you're using! yes 
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aa61hvy
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:06 am

Reminds me of George Costanza:

"Spicy Mustard"
Now for the tri-fecta. (Pulls out a mini-tv while eating a pastrami on rye)
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:08 am

Hmmm let me think...

a) Ice cubes and nipples - Yes  Smile
b) Whipped cream and cherries - Yep Big grin
c) Licking champagne off bodyparts - Nyuhu  devil 
d) Edible underwear courtesy of AnnSummers was also great fun  Silly
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:17 am

Ben and Jerry's tastes amazing when you're using your boyfriend as the bowl..  Wink
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:26 am

Strawberries
Whipped Cream
Ice Cubes


Thanks  Smile

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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:28 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 6):
Reminds me of George Costanza:

"Spicy Mustard"
Now for the tri-fecta. (Pulls out a mini-tv while eating a pastrami on rye)

Har ! One of my favorite Seinfeld's ever !  bigthumbsup 
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:28 am

We like to use Tim Hortons glazed donuts and their deee-licious chili.

Signed,
Yoo Yoo and Canuckpaxguy
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:32 am

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 11):
We like to use Tim Hortons glazed donuts and their deee-licious chili.

What exactly are Tim Hortons? I was in Buffalo last week and saw a bunch of them all over the place.
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:33 am

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 11):
Yoo Yoo and Canuckpaxguy

 eek 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:34 am

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 11):
We like to use Tim Hortons glazed donuts and their deee-licious chili.

Signed,
Yoo Yoo and Canuckpaxguy

 rotfl 

Ya, the secret is how we glaze the donuts!!  Wink
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:54 am

Has anyone ever tried that chocolate stuff? Doesn't it ruin the bedsheets? Big grin
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:57 am

Dammit!!

Screw the food and bed sheets.... baby oil on a waterbed mattress....end of story !!

:D
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:27 am

Quoting Daleaholic (Reply 5):
Yeh, I bet that's all you're using!

Pah , check your age mate. Although I would be contradicting myself by saying that  Wink

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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:32 am

Back at university I was with a girlfriend in my room and some friends opened the door and threw an egg at my head.

Not sure if this counts
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:39 am

Does sexual chocolate count?
Body shots?
Whipped Cream Big grin Big grin
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:50 am

Whipped Cream = not a good idea. Body heat breaks it down and curdles it, and the stuff tastes frickin' nasty mixed with sweat and, um, other fluids.
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:18 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 15):
Has anyone ever tried that chocolate stuff? Doesn't it ruin the bedsheets?

Buy a cheap shower curtain at Walmart and lay it over the bed before you start. Makes clean up very easy.

By the way dude, you spend way too much time thinking and talking about sex. I guess the old adage is true, those who can do, those who can't talk about it.
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:54 am

Have never involved food and sex. But since someone has mentioned doughnuts it has given an idea where to use them on certain part of the body.  devil   devil  *cough* ring toss  rotfl  laughing 
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:04 am

My girlfriend bought some whipped body lotion. It's lotion that tastes like chocolate but rubs into the skin so its not sticky etc. It tastes awesome  Wink I recommend it highly. Sephora.com

It won't let me post the picture, so here is a link.
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P60313&categoryId=B70
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:14 am

I got blown in the kitchen once while cooking my girl dinner. Does that count?
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:15 am

Quoting CactusA319 (Reply 24):
I got blown in the kitchen once while cooking my girl dinner. Does that count?

Couldn't you have just told her where the toothpicks were?
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:23 am

I find honey a good one , it takes ages to lick it off. and in the end it is all worth it, ask any guy who has tried it on the appropriate parts {big grin}
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:25 am

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 11):
We like to use Tim Hortons glazed donuts and their deee-licious chili.

Mock not Tim Horton's Mark!
He who mocketh the Timmy's products shall be punished upon re-entry to its homeland. You will be sorry for taking Timmy's name in vain! Be very careful when you land at an airport with a code starting with "Y" my friend.

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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:25 am

Hubbard squash= bad idea
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:28 am

Food IS my sex life!
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:30 am

Quoting Mexicana757 (Reply 22):
Have never involved food and sex. But since someone has mentioned doughnuts it has given an idea where to use them on certain part of the body. *cough* ring toss

 rotfl 

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 20):
Whipped Cream = not a good idea. Body heat breaks it down and curdles it, and the stuff tastes frickin' nasty mixed with sweat and, um, other fluids.

That's why you only do it with clean, non-sweaty, non-stinky people  Wink
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:53 am

Quoting QuestAir (Reply 12):
What exactly are Tim Hortons? I was in Buffalo last week and saw a bunch of them all over the place.

 Wow! Wow! Wow!

FYI, Tim Horton's is a VERY popular chain of Canadian donut and coffee shops.
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:00 am

Quoting QuestAir (Reply 12):
What exactly are Tim Hortons? I was in Buffalo last week and saw a bunch of them all over the place.

So it is true what they say about people from Boston.  Wink

Next thing you'll say is that the Bruins have a shot at the cup this year !!  rotfl 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:39 am

Quoting KLMA330 (Reply 8):
Ben and Jerry's tastes amazing when you're using your boyfriend as the bowl

no offense, but how would you know this? your profile says your male.....



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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:56 am

Quoting Garri767 (Reply 33):
no offense, but how would you know this? your profile says your male.....

uh, he's gay babe.......so he was using HIS boyfriend as a bowl...get it?  Wink

As for the food and sex thing, tried everything and anything.....yea, I had a freaky bf....LOL
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:50 pm

I used yogurt when I had sex with my BF!

Don't ask me how we used it!!!

Hahahhaha,

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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:12 pm

Steak, Chips and tomato sauce. Mmmmmm!!! Big grin
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:35 pm

Ice
Strawberries
Ice cream
Chocolate

All recommended, and all very good!

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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:01 pm

Quoting ClassicLover (Reply 37):
Ice
Strawberries
Ice cream
Chocolate

All recommended, and all very good!

Which one was your favourite and why?  Wink
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:21 pm

yes , but nothing particularly unusual , just the usual things that I suspect everyone tries once in a while

chocolate body paint
honey
strawberries and cream
ice cream
ice cubes
tabasco sauce ( in moderation)
a whole raw egg ( any of you seen "Tampopo"?)
olive oil
celery/leeks
mozarella
tomato juice

kitchen utensils can be quite interesting too !

Quoting KLMA330 (Reply 8):
Ben and Jerry's tastes amazing when you're using your boyfriend as the bowl..

what the hell are "Ben and Jerry's" ?
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:39 pm

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 39):
kitchen utensils can be quite interesting too

I was going to bring that up in another post but i didn't in fear of being called a sicko. I've done more with utensils than food  Wink

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 39):
what the hell are "Ben and Jerry's" ?

Ice Cream very popular in the States
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:44 pm

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 39):
tabasco sauce ( in moderation)

 crazy  Are you nuts!?

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 39):
honey

On which part of the body? Big grin

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 40):
I was going to bring that up in another post but i didn't in fear of being called a sicko. I've done more with utensils than food

 eek 

Sicko  Wink

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 39):
what the hell are "Ben and Jerry's" ?

Mhhhhhhhhmmmm.... Cookie Dough...  yummy 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:46 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 40):
I've done more with utensils than food

so have I , you would be amazed what you can do with a pastry brush , a cheese grater or a garlic press .... then again , maybe YooYoo wouldn't be amazed at all
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:52 pm

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 42):
a cheese grater or a garlic press

 eek 

Don't forget the all important Wisk, in various sizes of course  Wink

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 41):
Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 39):
tabasco sauce ( in moderation)

Are you nuts!?

As long as it's not on your nuts!!  eek 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:28 pm

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 38):
Which one was your favourite and why?

lol... the strawberries and ice cream. The ex and I had a romantic night in... Dinner was cooked for me, we watched a movie, had some wine, I banged into a glass door because it was clear with no markings, then we fed each other the dessert. One thing quickly led to another... a good night!  Smile

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kiwiandrew

RE: Sex And Food!

Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:07 am

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 41):
Are you nuts!?

quite possibly  crazy 

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 41):
On which part of the body?

any and all parts !


BTW - does toothpaste count as food ? there are some VERY interesting things you can do with toothpaste and an electric toothbrush  eyepopping  ( I can't believe how many years that I wasted using that damned thing just for cleaning my teeth )
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:43 am

Quoting ClassicLover (Reply 44):
lol... the strawberries and ice cream. The ex and I had a romantic night in... Dinner was cooked for me, we watched a movie, had some wine, I banged into a glass door because it was clear with no markings, then we fed each other the dessert. One thing quickly led to another... a good night!

Oh well, your ex is a very foolish person for letting you go...  blush 

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 45):
BTW - does toothpaste count as food ? there are some VERY interesting things you can do with toothpaste and an electric toothbrush ( I can't believe how many years that I wasted using that damned thing just for cleaning my teeth )

Nooooooooo... you don't mean nipples do you?! *schocked*  eek 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:48 am

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 46):
Nooooooooo... you don't mean nipples do you?! *schocked*

I can neither confirm nor deny , I think you will get a lot more fun out of this thread if I just leave some things to your imagination.
 
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RE: Sex And Food!

Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:59 am

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 47):
I think you will get a lot more fun out of this thread if I just leave some things to your imagination.

Oh, you tease!!!  Silly

Ok then I will just let my imagination play wild *imagines buzzing toothbrush foaming up an erect nipple Big grin*
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RE: Sex And Food!

Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:28 am

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 48):
Ok then I will just let my imagination play wild *imagines buzzing toothbrush foaming up an erect nipple

*laughing*

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 46):
Oh well, your ex is a very foolish person for letting you go...

My ex didn't really have any choice in the matter  gnasher 
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