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A Little Joke...

Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:11 pm

...WARNING: If you think GW Bush is the greatest thing since light beer you may be slightly offended!

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150," and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, bio mimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Ah, um, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote for
Bush again?
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RE: A Little Joke...

Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:16 pm

thanks for an oldie , but a goodie .... of course , it's ok for you to post a joke like that 'cos you are American ... I can only imagine the reaction if I had posted it - with a Belgian flag on my profile and being a 'nuclear-free' New Zealander  Wink
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RE: A Little Joke...

Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:24 pm

Quoting OzarkD9S (Thread starter):
...WARNING: If you think GW Bush is the greatest thing since light beer you may be slightly offended!

With an IQ of 50, they probably wouldnt have understood the joke in the first place!


Ok, give me an hours headstart please, Im heading for the state border  Smile
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RE: A Little Joke...

Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:19 pm

Quoting OzarkD9S (Thread starter):
WARNING: If you think GW Bush is the greatest thing since light beer you may be slightly offended!

I don't, but he was a FAR better choice than the other candidates.

Notwithstanding, it's still a funny joke....  Big grin
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RE: A Little Joke...

Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:41 pm

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. We offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

OK, here's your test: (Those with an abnormal tendency will scroll to the bottom to get the answer before taking the test.)

1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon."

"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
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