Logan22L
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OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:33 pm

First time seeing him on Leno just now, and I nearly pissed myself laughing. Good Stuff.
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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:55 pm

No problem Logan! I'll be the first one to admit I watch network TV and don't have XFM.....just DON'T say you like "Joe Dirt". THAT'S "No Culture".
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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:04 pm

Cable Guy is pretty good, but I like Bill Engvall better. He seems to represent the middle class side of redneck a little better. If Leno is the first time you've seen Larry, you NEED to rent Blue Collar Comedy Tour. It is some of the funniest shit you'll ever see. I promise you.. you'll love it!  Big grin

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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:06 pm

Quoting Kevinl1011 (Reply 1):
I watch network TV and don't have XFM

I ain't got shit. No cable, no nothing. I'm not gonna pay those capitalists rip-off prices so they can go to their homes in the hills and screw their trophy wives. I don't even know what XFM means.

Oh, and BTW, Tina Fey was just on Conan, and she's awesome.
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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:41 pm

Ron White is my fav Blue Collar Comedian, followed closely thereafter by Bill Engval. Great stuff.
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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:46 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 3):
Oh, and BTW, Tina Fey was just on Conan, and she's awesome.

How did you know I got the HOTS for Tina Fey?
OOOhh Man!........Intellegent, a writer, witty AND Beautiful! I try to convince myself that she's a bad lay or lesbo so I don't obsess too much.
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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:47 pm

I saw Larry The Cable Guy at the Tempe Improv a while back. I laughed so hard it hurt. Absolutely hysterical.

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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:50 pm

Quoting Kevinl1011 (Reply 5):
I try to convince myself that she's a bad lay or lesbo so I don't obsess too much.

My guess is that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and still read the news.
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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:56 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 7):
My guess is that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and still read the news.

Awwww!.....Logan?

That's my fantasy girl you're talking about. Not a fitting image.

Wait....OK...I see my self at a U-Haul center......I'm a chrome 2 3/4" trailer hitch.....there she is.....evaluating my tounge weight......Oh, Oh.....OOOOOOOOOOhhh.
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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:04 pm

Quoting Kevinl1011 (Reply 8):
That's my fantasy girl you're talking about.

All images are fitting. BTW, she's packed on a few lbs after the kid dropped. Those hooters are actually poking at the camera. Hips a bit wide, but Superfly can handle that. She still looks very hot.
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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:29 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 9):
Those hooters are actually poking at the camera.

I'll bet she's Lactating
Oh Crap! The Coz in me is showing.

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 9):
Hips a bit wide, but Superfly can handle that

Now that's speculatory. Exactly what about the "Fly" makes you think he digs a big butt?

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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:01 pm

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 4):
Ron White is my fav Blue Collar Comedian, followed closely thereafter by Bill Engval. Great stuff.

For me, it's the Tater followed by Larry The Cable Guy.

If you want to read some funny shit directed towards Larry The Cable, here's David Cross with An Open Letter To Larry The Cable Guy
 
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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:45 pm

Is it me or is the saying Git R Done a little bit overused these days. Hats, bugshields, T-shirts, etc. A bit annoying.
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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:16 am

Quoting Kevinl1011 (Reply 10):
Exactly what about the "Fly" makes you think he digs a big butt?

When I met him, he said "I like girls with big butts."
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RE: OK I Have No Culture - Larry The Cable Guy Rocks

Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:41 am

Larry the Cable Guy is a class act. He's hilarious.

Along with the other three comics on the Blue Comedy Collar Tour (I & II) keeps me laughing for a long time.

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