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The Total Crap Thead!

Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:47 pm

This thread is ment as a total junk thread where you can come out with agressions and if something pisses you off or something just made you happy  Smile
So I will start... Why the hell is the weather in Denmark always so damn crappy during Christmas? It's so friggin damn annoying that year after year we get rain on Christmas eve.  grumpy 
 
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Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:56 pm

Why can't ar**o*e driver get their headlights fixed. At least 1 in 10 cars is driving around with only one main beam light working. The other night I had some clown come up behind me with full beam on. At the first opportunity I jumped out and went and had words with the driver. When they switched the full beam off it turned out they had just one sidelight that worked. They followed me (less full beam) for another 12 miles with everyone coming in the opposite direction flashing them!  Angry
 
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Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:57 pm

this thread pisses me off........
 
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Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:59 pm

Why the fnck won't my ears un pop? Anoying the siht out of me.
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Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:10 am

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:15 am

Some days I really just hate the insert photo function.
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:16 am

I'd like to send a big F U to the people responsible for me being stuck in snowy NY.
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Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:10 pm

I'm pissed that national express couldn't get me to STN on time...

a delay resulted in me, not making it to check-in- I arrived at 17:40, just 10 minutes after check-in closed for my flight to CPH. The next flight was at 7:15 the next morning; I couldn't afford the transport to and the price for a hotel, my boyfriend lived 3 hours away (3 hours in each direction = only two hours to get sleep and spend time with him), he couldn't get up to STN to keep me company, I couldn't get a hold of anyone near STN who could have me staying for a night...

so it all resulted in a VERY long and sleepless night in STN... NONE of their chairs have movable armrests, so I had to sleep on a table and a chair (I was told not to sleep on the floor)... not very pleasant :-P

National Express refused to give me food vouchers, money for a hotel or ANYTHING else because the delay was less than 2 hrs... so I lived off chocolate, calls back and forth to my boyfriend and a cup of coffee Big grin

NatEx and STN will always give me nightmares from now on I think  Sad
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Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:55 pm

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:28 pm

the "do you want to win an ipod" adverts on a.net piss me off, they crash my browser every time they appear.......send processor usage up to 100% and eventually the browser just frustrates me so i close it.

please remove them a.net...
 
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Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:20 pm

I hate with all my soul the pop ups, well more "slide ons" that appear on the NZ Herald online edition, If I was ever likely to want whatever the advert, with its nauseatingly smug mpeg, was selling, well, I don't f***ing want it now, bastards!
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Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:18 pm

People that complain piss me off

GO CANUCKS!!
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:17 pm

Quoting Seb146 (Reply 13):
People that complain piss me off

Is that a complaint?

Having already waited a week for my new laptop to arrive, being told I now have to wait another week pisses me off. REALLY pisses me off.

Having said that, I finally have some time off work, which means I get to stay in one place for longer than 2 days and drink myself senseless for the next 3 weeks. That makes me happy Smile


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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:22 pm

I'd like to be able to sign cheques at work.
 
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Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:29 pm

Quoting September11 (Reply 4):

OMG?! Is that Gkirk?

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:35 pm

Why the FCUK is printer ink so hellishly expensive? Those arseholes sell you the printer at a blowout price and then when you need to replace the cartridge they charge the pants off of you.

[Edited 2005-12-14 12:54:31]
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Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:23 pm

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:25 pm

Where is that stupid Flying Poo Platinum card ? Rhaaaaaaaaaaaa !

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:31 pm

Why the FCUK can't Xmas be done with so A) I can go to MIA, SXM & SJU and B) I can start making moves to leave my house and move to a nice apartment with my partner.

Also, why the FCUK are my clients so FCUKING stupid and ask soo many dumb FCUKING questions!

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:48 pm

I hate supid people. They're everywhere........when you drive, when you're in the store, etc. And when they're not stupid, I hate f*cking idiots pushing their ideologies on people when they haven't look at anyone elses.

That, and I hate country music.
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Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:12 am

I regret that I joined airliners.net!  devil 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:53 am

I want a Sony AIBO but it's too expensive, and it annoys me to see it on the web site instead of in my apartment. YES I am crazy!  hissyfit 
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Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:39 am

Quoting Jkw777 (Reply 18):
I can start making moves to leave my house and move to a nice apartment with my partner.

Oh, thanks for getting me going, Justin!  grumpy 

WHY can't I find a job in London and WHY is my doctor taking so long to find a friggin date for a healthcheck?! AAAARGGH!!!!!

I just wanna move to London, damnit!  hissyfit 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:47 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 22):

I just wanna move to London, damnit!

That means going on the tube all by yourself  Wink
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Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:44 am

Quoting Jkw777 (Reply 18):
Also, why the FCUK are my clients so FCUKING stupid and ask soo many dumb FCUKING questions!

So you can have a job and appear intelligent  Wink
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:53 am

Sometimes it is just too easy...

Quoting OYRJA (Thread starter):
Why the hell is the weather in Denmark always so damn crappy during Christmas?



Quoting Willo (Reply 1):
Why can't ar**o*e driver get their headlights fixed. At least 1 in 10 cars is driving around with only one main beam light working.



Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 2):
this thread pisses me off........



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
Why the fnck won't my ears un pop? Anoying the siht out of me.



Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 5):
Some days I really just hate the insert photo function.



Quoting Go3Team (Reply 6):
I'd like to send a big F U to the people responsible for me being stuck in snowy NY.



Quoting Jap (Reply 7):
I'm pissed that national express couldn't get me to STN on time...



Quoting Stlgph (Reply 8):
Billy Joel mentions everyone in that song....except me!



Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 9):
the "do you want to win an ipod" adverts on a.net piss me off, they crash my browser every time they appear.......send processor usage up to 100% and eventually the browser just frustrates me so i close it.

please remove them a.net...



Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 10):
I hate with all my soul the pop ups, well more "slide ons" that appear on the NZ Herald online edition, If I was ever likely to want whatever the advert, with its nauseatingly smug mpeg, was selling, well, I don't f***ing want it now, bastards!



Quoting Seb146 (Reply 11):
People that complain piss me off



Quoting PMN (Reply 12):
Having already waited a week for my new laptop to arrive, being told I now have to wait another week pisses me off. REALLY pisses me off.



Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 15):
Why the FCUK is printer ink so hellishly expensive? Those arseholes sell you the printer at a blowout price and then when you need to replace the cartridge they charge the pants off of you.



Quoting UTA_flyinghigh (Reply 17):
Where is that stupid Flying Poo Platinum card ? Rhaaaaaaaaaaaa !



Quoting Jkw777 (Reply 18):
Why the FCUK can't Xmas be done with so A) I can go to MIA, SXM & SJU and B) I can start making moves to leave my house and move to a nice apartment with my partner.

Also, why the FCUK are my clients so FCUKING stupid and ask soo many dumb FCUKING questions!



Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 19):
I hate supid people. They're everywhere........when you drive, when you're in the store, etc.

Don't forget when you look in the mirror!


Quoting ManuCH (Reply 21):
I want a Sony AIBO but it's too expensive, and it annoys me to see it on the web site instead of in my apartment.



Quoting Jap (Reply 22):
WHY can't I find a job in London and WHY is my doctor taking so long to find a friggin date for a healthcheck?! AAAARGGH!!!!!

 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:58 am

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 24):
So you can have a job and appear intelligent

I guess it makes sense to a degree, but some of them are literally retarded!

Quoting WellHung (Reply 25):
Sometimes it is just too easy...

To get obscenely lost in the Hollywood Hills..... And never come back...

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Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:59 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 23):
That means going on the tube all by yourself Wink

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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:00 am

Quoting WellHung (Reply 25):
Don't forget when you look in the mirror!

Gee...............................................that was original.  crazy 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:04 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 28):
Gee...............................................that was original. crazy

Figured I had to dumb it down... we all know that people who join the military are just too dumb to get into college.

[Edited 2005-12-14 21:04:31]
 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:07 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 27):
At least you won't run away from me then

you should run faster  Wink
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:07 am

Quoting WellHung (Reply 29):
we all know that people who join the military are just too dumb to get into college.

Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Your mother must be so proud.

Until then,  butthead 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:22 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 31):
Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

You seem confused - why am I not surprised?  rotfl 

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 31):
Your mother must be so proud.

Not sure what my mother has to do with this conversation. You probably don't, either.  rotfl 

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 31):
Until then,  butthead 

You may be in the Navy, but I'm not. Keep your sailor fantasies to yourself.  rotfl 
 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:26 am

Quoting WellHung (Reply 32):
You seem confused - why am I not surprised?

I'm confused as to why your little brain continues to function. Must be the mothership's energy.

Quoting WellHung (Reply 32):
Not sure what my mother has to do with this conversation.

Unfortunately, she spawned you so she has everything to do with it. Like I said, she must be so proud.

Quoting WellHung (Reply 32):
You may be in the Navy, but I'm not.

Too bad................you'd catch a free swim home if you ever made on board to begin with.
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Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:44 am

Usnseallt82 is a chemistry set.



Here he is with his friends.



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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:57 am

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 34):
Here he is with his friends

The Air Force coined it perfectly....."Loss of situational awareness."

Thank God these idiots are only midshipmen right now.  no 
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Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:11 am

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2258970

I guess Donovan McNabb is no longer black because he doesn't like to run! The NAACP, ACLU, and PETA need to go screw themselves...
 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:25 am

I've never seen a more appropriately titled thread!

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 2):
this thread pisses me off........

Now THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are!

Quoting WellHung (Reply 25):

I hate people that quote too much!
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:06 pm

I wasn't really upset about anyone or anything when I first opened the thread. But now I must admit I'm kinda fed up with this fella...



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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:48 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 38):
But now I must admit I'm kinda fed up with this fella...

That's appropriate though.........most of us are fed up with the fella who uses him.  yes 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:34 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 39):
most of us are fed up with the fella who uses him.

 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:45 am

Quoting WellHung (Reply 29):
we all know that people who join the military are just too dumb to get into college.

Yet they're the ones who'll die so you don't become some little bitch with no rights. Get a life.
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Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:56 am

Quoting WellHung (Reply 40):

Ahh, little William. Such a perfect example of the need to thin out the gene pool.  dopey 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:02 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 30):
you should run faster Wink

 grumpy  it's not my fault you run into a totally stuffed full train and the door closes right in front of me... and that I don't understand your sign language  Silly
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:04 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 42):
Ahh, little William. Such a perfect example of the need to thin out the gene pool. dopey

I guess from your perspective, you're right. If there were more people like me, you'd have an even greater inferiority complex. And rightly so, considering you can't figure out the difference between Wellington and William. But hey, the world needs ditch diggers.  highfive 
 
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:05 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 43):
it's not my fault you run into a totally stuffed full train and the door closes right in front of me... and that I don't understand your sign language

I was pointing towards the next station not to the ground  Silly. If your going to move to london you must learn how to run onto stuffed tube trains in 3 seconds  Wink
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RE: The Total Crap Thead!

Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:11 am

Quoting WellHung (Reply 44):
And rightly so, considering you can't figure out the difference between Wellington and William.

Wait...........let me put my complex aside before I write..........................errrrrr........................................ohhhhh................................ok, done.

Wellington? And I'm supposed to take a boy with a marching gorilla in his profile seriously?

Funny how you like to insult the intelligence of others, when you need a small animated animal to describe yours.  dopey 
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Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:26 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 46):
Wellington? And I'm supposed to take a boy with a marching gorilla in his profile seriously?

It's quite presumptuous and arrogant for you to think I care about what you do or do not take seriously. Although you may feign otherwise, the fact that you respond means you do, in fact, take it seriously.

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 46):
Funny how you like to insult the intelligence of others, when you need a small animated animal to describe yours. dopey

How about I use an unanimated movie character to describe the above statement... In the words of Ron Burgundy, "That doesn't make sense".
 
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Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:35 am

Quoting WellHung (Reply 47):
It's quite presumptuous and arrogant for you to think I care about what you do or do not take seriously.

Crye me a river
 
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