LHMark
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Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:37 am

What I'd like to see A.netters get for Christmas:

S12PPL: A new striped shirt, so he can really blend in at football games and at Foot Locker

OYRJA: A new pair of manly shoes, and a theft of his clogs

Yyz717: A few gallons of glass cleaner to improve his view of the lake

Falcon84: A padded toilet seat

KROC: Paul LoDuca behind the plate, and a new Grand Prix fender

Pilot Kaz: An American Standard Fender Strat

Yoo Yoo: An instruction manual for his radio thing

Aa61hvy: A velvet Jimi Hendrix poster and a black light

SRYguy: Laid

Mika: A new set of lungs after huffing on that water pipe all day

MD-90: The Rosa Parks Story

BNE: A trip to non-commercial America

Sabena332: The David Hasselhof box set, and two seats on the first base line at a Yankee game

ANCflyer: A few new varieties of beer
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
 
usnseallt82
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:42 am

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
What I'd like to see A.netters get for Christmas:

hahaha  bigthumbsup 
Crye me a river
 
tristarenvy
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:45 am

For Superfly:
A gas card w/no limit for the Lincoln.

For PHLBOS:
A 1970 Mercury Maurauder w/0 miles on it.

For all the UT fans:
A Rose Bowl victory!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't stand for SOMETHING, you'll fall for ANYTHING.
 
usnseallt82
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:55 am

Quoting TriStarEnvy (Reply 2):
For all the UT fans:
A Rose Bowl victory!!!!!!!!!!!!

 checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark 
Crye me a river
 
pilot kaz
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:58 am

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):

Pilot Kaz: An American Standard Fender Strat

Silver in first class post please  Silly
-
 
yooyoo
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:13 am

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
Yoo Yoo: An instruction manual for his radio thing

 biggrin 


It's called a scanner...and i'll take two manuals, you never know eh?
I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
 
Daleaholic
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:20 am

For Garri767:
A new printer!
Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
 
KROC
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:22 am

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
SRYguy: Laid

 
Doona
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:39 am

What do I get?  shy 

Cheers
Mats
Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
 
KROC
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:54 am

Quoting Doona (Reply 8):
What do I get?

This

 
aa61hvy
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:57 am

Mark no steroid rip?
----


Signed,
JCS17
Go big or go home
 
Doona
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:10 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 9):
This

Nice. A rock. Is it perhaps a K rock?  eek 

And the Worst-pun-in-the-world Award goes to me!!!

Cheers
Mats
Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
 
LHMark
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:44 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 10):
Mark no steroid rip?

Come on, we gotta consider your other interests as well.
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
 
dl021
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:54 am

LHMark A gift certificate to the Vermont Teddy Bear Company.
Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
 
ScarletHarlot
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:56 am

Superfly A bevy of Zaftig ladies  Smile
But that was when I ruled the world
 
dl021
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:13 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 14):
Superfly A bevy of Zaftig ladies

April...I'm pretty sure he's ok with regular FBGs (think Queen for the acronym solution there) if we can't find any whatever-it-was-you-said...

 Wink
Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
 
9VSPO
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:19 am

Some lubricant and a dildo.

Signed,
99.9% of Anet.
 
srbmod
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:25 am

Logan22L:


DL021:


KROC:


MattD:


DLKAPA:
 
ilikeyyc
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:13 am

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
OYRJA: A new pair of manly shoes, and a theft of his clogs

Its more likely he will get coal in his clogs rather than new shoes.

theCoz: a chemistry set

KROC: new strikeout and knock out pictures
Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
 
pilot kaz
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:36 am

OK heres a list!

A340600: A phone with Signal on it!!

GKirk: Blow Up Doll

Vaporlock: Surgar!

Sabena332: Electric Beer opener

Superfly: Viagra

ANCflyer: make you look Younger pills

KaddyUK: Take That gig Tickets

OYRJA: Simpson's Clogs

Jap: All day london Travel Card!

LHMARK: Food vouchers

TheCoz & Kiwinanday: "How to create Funny and amusing A.net posts, The ultimate Guide Book!"

Matt27: A Mirror to see how stunning he looks!  Wink

FlyAUA: a Play mate
-
 
srbmod
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:48 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 19):
GKirk: Blow Up Doll

 
theCoz
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:02 pm

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 19):
TheCoz & Kiwinanday: "How to create Funny and amusing A.net posts, The ultimate Guide Book!"

I heard that books comes 50% off with the purchase of "How to break a Fender, The Basics Guide-Book to learning to play guitar"

 duck 
 
ANCFlyer
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:22 pm

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 20):

Brilliant . . .
FOR THOSE THAT FOUGHT FOR IT, FREEDOM HAS A FLAVOR THE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW OR UNDERSTAND
 
Doona
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:41 pm

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 20):

Aww, jeez, I bought by friend one of those for his birthday...  Sad Last I heard it was broken. "It was already broken when I took it out of the box," he claims. Yeah, right! I shudder to think what he did to the poor thing.

Cheers
mats
Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
 
Matt27
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:57 pm

Quoting Doona (Reply 23):
Aww, jeez, I bought by friend one of those for his birthday

A friend?.....SURE  scratchchin 

 Big grin
Man ska inte dricka rödvin i en vit hall.
 
Doona
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:01 pm

Quoting Matt27 (Reply 24):
A friend?.....SURE

It's true! I may be part Scottish, but I'm not bloody Gkirk!  hissyfit 

Cheers
Mats
Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
 
kiwiandrew

RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:07 pm

Quoting Doona (Reply 25):
I may be part Scottish,

which part ?  Wink
 
Matt27
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:08 pm

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 26):
which part?  Wink

 rotf   rotf   rotf 
Man ska inte dricka rödvin i en vit hall.
 
Doona
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:14 pm

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 26):
which part ?

Let's just say it's supposed to be covered by a kilt  Smile

Cheers
Mats
Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
 
kiwiandrew

RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:17 pm

Quoting Doona (Reply 28):
Let's just say it's supposed to be covered by a kilt

WARNING: VERY OLD JOKE COMING UP:


How do you tell what clan a Scotsman is from ?




You reach up under his kilt and have a feel - if it's a 1/4 pounder then he's a McDonald
 
MYT332
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:22 pm

Pilot_Kaz: Fire Extinguisher
EzyAirbus: Fire Extinguisher
Singapore_Air: Fire Extinguisher
One Life, Live it.
 
KROC
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:33 pm

Quoting DL021 (Reply 13):
LHMark A gift certificate to the Vermont Teddy Bear Company.

Nice!
 
dl021
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:08 pm

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 19):
ANCflyer: make you look Younger pills

ouch...

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Reply 18):
KROC: new strikeout and knock out pictures

Nah....the classics are the best....
Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
 
texan
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:25 am

FlyAUA The Man Pillow



LHMark A case of Shiner Bock, brewed with an attitude

KROC The Mets competing with the rest of the NL past May

Falcon84 A professional football team for Cleveland

Greg The Buffaloes scoring more than 3 points against Texas next time they play

Texan

[Edited 2005-12-16 21:27:21]
"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
 
ME AVN FAN
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:41 am

Quoting Doona (Reply 25):
part Scottish, but I'm not bloody Gkirk! hissyfit

we should NOT insult Gkirk as long as he is banned. We can indulge in this as soon as he is back ! Suppose he is almost exploding when reading all the comments to which he at present is NOT allowed to reply --- he possibly will "dominate" a-net upon his return with dozens of new threads and "heavy" replies

 yes   biggrin 
 
srbmod
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:11 am

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 34):
we should NOT insult Gkirk as long as he is banned.

That's the best time, as he can't fire back. They say not to kick a man when he's down. Dammit, that's the best time!
 
ME AVN FAN
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:38 am

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 35):
They say not to kick a man when he's down

I am in favour of fairness -- even in case of Gkirk
 
BR715-A1-30
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:50 am

Quoting Doona (Reply 11):
Nice. A rock. Is it perhaps a K rock?

Gah!!! That looks like a lump of coal there Doona.. I would know, I get that in my stocking every year  devil 
Puhdiddle
 
N1120A
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 7:04 am

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
Sabena332: The David Hasselhof box set, and two seats on the first base line at a Yankee game

Don't forget his lifetime supply of Mountain Dew Code Red

Quoting DL021 (Reply 15):
if we can't find any whatever-it-was-you-said...

A lady with junk in the trunk and large ta tas

myt332: A T-Shirt that says "No, I am not 12"
DL021: Lots and Lots of Money
ANCFlyer: A membership in the Beer of the Month Club
FlyAUA: A membership in the Queer of the Month Club
Canuckpaxguy: 8 Liters of Tim Hortons Coffee
Mangeons les French fries, mais surtout pratiquons avec fierte le French kiss
 
767Lover
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 7:08 am

B744F and Logan22L: "The Art of the Deal" book on tape (just so they can hear The Donald's voice narrating it)
 
Logan22L
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 7:14 am

Quoting 767Lover (Reply 39):
B744F and Logan22L

OK, lumping me in with B744F!??! gnasher  Now you've crossed the line!  Wink
"The deeper you go, the higher you fly. The higher you fly, the deeper you go."
 
ilikeyyc
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:27 am

TedTAce

Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
 
NWADC9
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:20 am

Kiwinanday: "How to Post for Dummies" and an "I'm not 10!" t-shirt
Citizens of Crapchester: Snow. Lots and lots of snow.
Those whiney Scots: Their freakin' flag just to shut them up!
B744F: A sock in the mouth
GKirk: Lambchops
I convert Jet A and 100LL into noise.
 
TPASXM787
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:12 pm

ok....a few....

YooYoo:



ANCFlyer:


LHMARK:


KROC:
This is the Last Stop.
 
AA777
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:15 pm

For Matt27,

A toolkit.

-AA777
 
flyAUA
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:16 pm

Quoting Texan (Reply 33):
FlyAUA The Man Pillow

Awwww that's so considerate of you Big grin
Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
 
Logan22L
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:29 pm

JCS17:






"The deeper you go, the higher you fly. The higher you fly, the deeper you go."
 
767Lover
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:33 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 40):
OK, lumping me in with B744F!??! gnasher Now you've crossed the line! Wink

Corporations very, very bad.
 
ANCFlyer
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:38 pm

Quoting DL021 (Reply 32):
Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 19):
ANCflyer: make you look Younger pills

ouch...

COulda been worse . . . at least she knows who I am, so what if I'm old enough to be her Father . . . . . .

Quoting N1120A (Reply 38):
ANCFlyer: A membership in the Beer of the Month Club

 checkmark  You're on!

Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 43):
ANCFlyer:

My Hero  bigthumbsup 
FOR THOSE THAT FOUGHT FOR IT, FREEDOM HAS A FLAVOR THE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW OR UNDERSTAND
 
flyAUA
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RE: Santa's A.net Christmas List

Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:40 pm

Quoting AA777 (Reply 44):
For Matt27,

A toolkit.

To do what?  eek 
Not drinking, also isn't a solution!

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