gkirk
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A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:14 am

All you old gits check in for public humiliation please
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
Logan22L
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:15 am

Go boil your head, Kirkie.
"The deeper you go, the higher you fly. The higher you fly, the deeper you go."
 
kiwiandrew

RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:16 am

please define 'old' ( or at least your interpretation of it )
 
pilot kaz
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:18 am

And the point of this thread is.......?
-
 
kiwiandrew

RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:20 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 3):
And the point of this thread is.......?

to boost Gkirks stats after an involuntary 'holiday' from Anet
 
aireuropeuk733
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:21 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 3):
And the point of this thread is.......?

Kirkie's medication has worn off and he can't find the bottle for some more....

AE733
It's nice to fly with friends
 
AeroWesty
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:48 am

Doesn't Kirkie have some pubs to crawl, instead of making us feel old? (I bet that git stole Toga.)
International Homo of Mystery
 
skidmarks
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:51 am

Checkin' in Boss! Big grin

Andy  old 
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
yooyoo
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:53 am

Can somebody delete this thread and while your at it, delete Kirkie as well.
I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
 
Matt D
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:53 am

Need I say more?

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aireuropeuk733
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:55 am

Here miss!!

AE733
It's nice to fly with friends
 
RobertNL070
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:55 am

"A.net Coffin Dodgers..."

Cheeky bugger!

A while back the list looked like this:

AeroWesty
ANCflyer
Banco
Cornish
Falcon84
Ihadapheo
JGPH1A
Klaus
KROC
Matt D
MD11Engineer
ME AVN FAN
Pe@rson
QFF
RobertNL070
Skidmarks

Regards, Robert  bouncy 
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ORFflyer
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:56 am

One more month, and I have to change the age range in my profile.....  old 
 
AeroWesty
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:59 am

Quoting ORFflyer (Reply 12):
One more month

Remember, you're not getting older, you're just qualifying for better benefits!
International Homo of Mystery
 
richardnhsv
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Clu

Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:00 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 1):
Go boil your head, Kirkie.



Kirkie... here's your Christmas Gift...

"If you've ever had a filet this good, welcome back." - Ruth Fertel
 
yooyoo
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:02 am

To Kirkie...

"My liver is younger than your liver"
I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
 
KROC
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:04 am

I can't until a few years from now, some of the younger A.net regulars will be calling GKirk the grumpy old git. Its coming Kirkie...
 
kiwiandrew

RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:06 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 16):
I can't until a few years from now, some of the younger A.net regulars will be calling GKirk the grumpy old git. Its coming Kirkie...

grumpy Y
old N
git Y

well , he's two thirds of the way there by my reckoning
 
AeroWesty
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:06 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 16):
some of the younger A.net regulars will be calling GKirk the grumpy old git

Can't you tell he's working on his getting banned skills so he won't have to listen to their trite?  Wink
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Matt D
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:19 am

My liver is younger than your liver

Transplants don't count.
 
ORFflyer
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:22 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 13):
Remember, you're not getting older, you're just qualifying for better benefits!

Including more vacation time each year.  bigthumbsup 
 
cosec59
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:35 am

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
All you old gits check in for public humiliation please

When you shave more than once a fortnight nipper you can start having a go at the more mature. That is mature both physically and most definately mentally.
Rules are for the obedience of fools but for the guidance of wise men
 
gkirk
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:15 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 16):
I can't until a few years from now, some of the younger A.net regulars will be calling GKirk the grumpy old git. Its coming Kirkie...

I'll do the smart thing and delete myself then.  Wink
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
KROC
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:18 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 22):
I'll do the smart thing and delete myself then.

Why don't you give it a test run now. Just to be sure.  Wink
 
LHMark
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:21 am

As the Scots can attest, you're never too old to ride a motorcycle with your best girl.

"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
 
cfcuq
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:22 am

Better old than a sheep shagger. Big grin
 
Banco
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:15 am

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 11):
A while back the list looked like this:

AeroWesty
ANCflyer
Banco
Cornish
Falcon84
Ihadapheo
JGPH1A
Klaus
KROC
Matt D
MD11Engineer
ME AVN FAN
Pe@rson
QFF
RobertNL070
Skidmarks

I believe some of that list have sadly passed on in the intervening weeks.  Wink
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
 
concord977
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:30 am

Still present. Still ticking. Still grumpy.












 Smile
No info
 
skidmarks
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:46 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 26):
I believe some of that list have sadly passed on in the intervening weeks.

You mean.................you're writing from beyond the grave? Well! I'll be bumtwizzled!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our very own ghostie! Big grin  tombstone 

Andy  old 
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
garnetpalmetto
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:00 am

Who cares about a grumpy old git too daft to include himself in his list of "grumpy old gits?"
South Carolina - too small to be its own country, too big to be a mental asylum.
 
QANTASforever
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:19 am

Piss of Kirkie. Bah Humbug.

 Wink
Fighting for the glory of the Australian Republic.
 
ltbewr
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:41 am

Define what the 'qualifications' are for this club? Is is age (over 21, over 40, over 50 like me at 51  old  ) or just old fart attitude no matter the age? Remember, age and experience beats youth and inexperience. As least some of oldies here have had sex....some of you kids still haven't.
 
skidmarks
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:30 am

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 31):
Define what the 'qualifications' are for this club? Is is age (over 21, over 40, over 50 like me at 51 ) or just old fart attitude no matter the age? Remember, age and experience beats youth and inexperience. As least some of oldies here have had sex....some of you kids still haven't.

WTF is sex? And where do we get it? At 52 going on 152 I haven't a clue!

And dont you believe these dirty little Fokker's haven't had sex, most of them masturbate at least twice a night, some of them with their left hand!!

And, I have to say, you are a natural for the club Big grin

Andy  old 
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
SlamClick
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:37 am

Hey, you add me to that list this instant you insolent whelp. I've by God earned it!

I'm older than most of Phyllis Diller.
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
 
dtwclipper
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:38 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 33):
I'm older than most of Phyllis Diller.

What is this, Phyllis Diller day on A.Net?
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JGPH1A
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:00 am

Dear Sir,

As per our earlier correspondence on this subject, I must reiterate most strongly my unswerving testimony that I am young and beautiful and thin and gorgeous.

The above description fails to include either the word "old" nor the word "grumpy". I insist that my name be stricken from your libellous and offensive list at once, or you shall be hearing from my solicitors in the course of the morning !

I remain, Sir, yours etc...

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells



Harumph.  grumpy 
Young and beautiful and thin and gorgeous AND BANNED ! Cya at airspaceonline.com, losers
 
AeroWesty
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:01 am

Because he did it the old-fashioned way, welcome to the club SlamClick!

AeroWesty
ANCflyer
Banco
Cornish
Falcon84
Ihadapheo
JGPH1A
Klaus
KROC
Matt D
MD11Engineer
ME AVN FAN
Pe@rson
QFF
RobertNL070
Skidmarks
SlamClick

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 34):
What is this, Phyllis Diller day on A.Net?

She's coming for you next, dear.
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skidmarks
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:04 am

JGPH1A you old sod!!!!!!!!! WTF have you been?

Young? Slim? Gorgeous? Bollocks!!!!!!! Now, Tunbridge Wells I can imagine Big grin

Is this a return to normality or a one off?

And, BTW, SlamClick, you WANT to be added? Obviously sick and senile, another natural! Big grin

Andy  old 
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
gordonsmall
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:22 am

I'll second the motion to add Slamclick to the list - defineately a Sad Old Git.

However, a finer bloke I've never had the pleasure to argue with .... keep it up. Defineately a top class guy.  Smile
Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
 
AeroWesty
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:32 am

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 38):
Defineately a top class guy.

They certainly have odd public humiliation rites in Northern England.
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gordonsmall
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:41 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 39):
They certainly have odd public humiliation rites in Northern England.

I'll not pretend to know what the hell you are gibbering about, but then, I'm not from Northern England.  Smile
Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
 
AeroWesty
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:44 am

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 40):
I'll not pretend to know what the hell you are gibbering about

That's okay, actually, since the only Scottish I know is "Fancy a doin', fannybaws?" which I suspect shouldn't be used as a pickup line in a gay bar there.
International Homo of Mystery
 
gordonsmall
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:52 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 41):
That's okay, actually, since the only Scottish I know is "Fancy a doin', fannybaws?" which I suspect shouldn't be used as a pickup line in a gay bar there.

I'm not gay, so I wouldn't know .....  Smile But given that I use that phrase quite often, I suspect not ....  Silly
Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
 
SlamClick
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:04 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 37):
And, BTW, SlamClick, you WANT to be added?

Your surprise would seem to indicate that there is some merit, some benefit to being young or something wrong with being old. Let me tell you son, if there is anything wrong with being my age, death will cure it soon enough. What hope have you?
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
 
gordonsmall
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:11 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 43):
Your surprise would seem to indicate that there is some merit, some benefit to being young or something wrong with being old

Well, all I'll say is that there is defineately some benefit to having a logbook like yours!

Now, if only I had a decent number of 'filled' pages in my logbook ..... I wouldn't be still messing around with computers for a living ....  Smile
Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
 
whitehatter
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RE: A.net Coffin Dodgers Aka Grumpy Old People Club

Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:45 am

I'm not only a grumpy old git but going senile too.

I've got a burn on my right hand and can't remember doing it! Isn't that the first sign of Alzheimers or whatever, when you forget injuring yourself?
Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way there...

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