Mikey711MN
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The Onion: New TSA Guidelines

Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:06 am

I plan on living forever. So far, so good...
 
redngold
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RE: The Onion: New TSA Guidelines

Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:41 am

I have a doctor's note... wait... that's for MEDS, not MACHETES.
Up, up and away!
 
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RE: The Onion: New TSA Guidelines

Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:39 am

Classic....

Love the Onion.
 
desertjets
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RE: The Onion: New TSA Guidelines

Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:46 am

Vermont and New York cheddars can be brought on board, but not Wisconsin cheddar -- by far the sharpest cheese in the cheddar family.


 bigthumbsup  I like that one.
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