theCoz
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That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:44 pm

The trunk of my car smells like a dead hooker. Anyone know how to get rid of it?
 
ANCFlyer
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:46 pm

Remove the body . . . . .



Just a guess . . .  wink 
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3DoorsDown
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:47 pm

How many dead hookers have you smelled exactly?  biggrin 
 
MDorBust
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:48 pm

Do it like the pros.

Strip out the lineing and wash the bare metal with a diluted solution of bleach and water. Individually spot clean any smelly spots in the lineing material as necessary before replaceing.
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lesmainwaring
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:49 pm

trade in your car for a new ride
I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest
 
dl021
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:50 pm

Stop loaning your car to Norm MacDonald for starters.....

....and start stealing your material from Bill Hicks like the pros do.....
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theCoz
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:55 pm

ANCFlyer, your suggestion may work best, but that's a lot of work.

Quoting 3DoorsDown (Reply 2):
How many dead hookers have you smelled exactly?

I lost count after the first 20 or so. Sorry about that.

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 3):
Strip out the lineing and wash the bare metal with a diluted solution of bleach and water. Individually spot clean any smelly spots in the lineing material as necessary before replaceing.

That would require taking all three hookers out -- way too much work.

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 4):
trade in your car for a new ride

You think they'll notice?
 
stuckinMAF
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:55 pm

Heh heh, you guys are joking about it, but look at this:

"Odessan Richard Lee Baxter was sentenced to 15 years in prison Wednesday for his role in the September death of a 45-year-old Odessa woman found in the trunk of a car near the Ector County Coliseum."

Source: http://www.oaoa.com/news/nw122205b.htm

Go out and rent "Pulp Fiction". Lots of good pointers for you there.
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4holer
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:30 pm

Remove your mom and bury her already!

Oh it's a joke, someone was gonna say it eventually!!  Smile
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aerobalance
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:36 pm

Just get the guy out of your trunk - too easy, eh?
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We're Nuts
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:38 pm

Vacu-seal them.

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BN747
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:40 pm

Vinegar, detergent and Arm & Hammer Baking soda... it neutralizes the skull smell... it should do the trick.

And use Saran wrap for future hooker escapades...

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JeffSFO
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:57 pm

You're a regular Joel Rifkin:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/predators/rifkin/7.html

Otherwise, always remember to double-bag the body.  Wink
 
dc10s4ever
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:10 pm

What exactly does a dead hooker smell like?
 
lesmainwaring
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:19 pm

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Reply 13):
What exactly does a dead hooker smell like?

like napalm in the morning
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MYT332
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:44 pm

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 14):
like napalm in the morning

I thought that smelt like Victory? Actually that is probably right then considering the HMS Victory is old, used and once full of Seamen.
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kiwiandrew

RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:56 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 15):
Actually that is probably right then considering the HMS Victory is old, used and once full of Seamen.

 rotfl  sometimes the old ones are the best ..... jokes , I mean ..... then again , old hookers probably know a thing or two as well .
 
whitehatter
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:11 am

Quoting TheCoz (Thread starter):
The trunk of my car smells like a dead hooker. Anyone know how to get rid of it?

ever spilt milk in it? If so, treat the stains with baking soda wash.

(crap...that sounds like a thousand dirty teenage minds will read it a different way now...)
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BR715-A1-30
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:38 am

Uh... If all else fails, Give Mr. Winston Wolf a call... It takes 30 minutes for him to reach your house, he'll be there in 10. Do what he tells you when he tells you so Jimmy's wife doesn't come home to a dead hooker storage.
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:05 am

Anybody else catch the MythBusters show where they tried solving this problem. Took an old Corvette and let a dead pig rot in it for a few months.

After they did the best they could, they sold it for parts. The looks on people's faces when they opened the door and caught the smell were great. Can't even imagine if they hadn't tried to clean it up.
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ltbewr
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:26 am

Ever consider a case of 'insurance lighting'? WARNING: VERY ILLEGAL.
When people had cars they wanted to get rid of as behind in payments but had good insurance on them, they would drive them to some bad area of a city and set them on fire, and claim it was stolen.
More seriously, do a google search for how to deodorize car interiors. There are professional grade chemicals available from some industrial supply houses or hardware stores that may do the trick.
 
theCoz
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:30 am

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 20):
When people had cars they wanted to get rid of as behind in payments but had good insurance on them, they would drive them to some bad area of a city and set them on fire, and claim it was stolen.

Now there's a quality idea  hyper 
 
BR715-A1-30
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:55 am

Don't get any idears, TheCoz
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DaddiesSecret
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:27 am

Get a pregant woman to piss in it - nothing smells worse that pregnant woman piss.
 
KevinL1011
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RE: That Dead Hooker Smell

Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:30 pm

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 20):
Ever consider a case of 'insurance lighting'?

I believe it's called "Italian lightning".

My cousin was a K-9 unit in Mentor, OH. and his partner tangled with a skunk one night. Someone told him to wash his K-9 partner with "Massengill".
It worked for him.

BTW Coz....what's this about NYC hookers being "too expensive"? It appears that you are getting your money back.

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