lesmainwaring
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Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:14 am

If you could be a porn star (or if you are already) what would your name be?

Harry Reems?
Harry Butts?
Seymour Cox?
Erik Everhard?
Al B. Cumming?
Buck Naked?

Who would you be?
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DeltaGuy
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:15 am

Hugh G. Rection
or
Buck Wild

DeltaGuy
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dc10s4ever
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:57 am

Harry Paratesties

filler
filler
filler
 
ScarletHarlot
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:05 am

Scarlet Harlot

Oh wait.....  Wink
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Cadet57
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:07 am

John Proctor, if you dont understand it ask me or go see the cruicble.
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cfcuq
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:11 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 3):
Scarlet Harlot

And you've been a porn star since ........... ?
 
Cadet57
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:13 am

I beleive that was him in the Bare Witch Project....
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lesmainwaring
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:18 am

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 6):
Bare Witch Project....

Wasn't that the sequel to "Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!", or was it "Sperms of Endearment" ?
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Logan22L
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:23 am

Yul B. Walkenphunnie
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Cadet57
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:24 am

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 7):
Sperms of Endearment

beleive that was the one, thou then again, That great asian actor, Hung Wang was the lead so i beleive Scarlot was the fluffer there..... wow cant beleive i just typed that.... i need help.
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lesmainwaring
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:26 am

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 9):
i need help.

isn't that what fluffers are for?
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lesmainwaring
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:27 am

BTW, hey Logan ... you know, you might be walking funny after that golf cart incident you wrote about earlier today ... then again ...
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Cadet57
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:28 am

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 10):
isn't that what fluffers are for?

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 


maybe this weekend, its gonna be a long new years.....
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:29 am

Nigel cummington

Don't ask why, it just sounds good
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Cadet57
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:31 am

Alota Hed

Capt. Shagatsea
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lesmainwaring
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:36 am

how about ...

Anita Mann
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kennethsk
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:52 am

How about "Hugh Cox"??
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Logan22L
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:55 am

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 11):
BTW, hey Logan ... you know, you might be walking funny after that golf cart incident you wrote about earlier today ... then again ...

Fortunately, that was back in 1991 or 1992.

Back to porn names, it seems the chicks get the best of the lot. Candy Cantaloupes was always a favorite of mine.

My ex-wife and I rented a flick several years ago and it "starred" Rick Stick, which we thought was hilarious because a good friend of ours was nicknamed Rick the Stick. Anyway, Rick Stick couldn't get it up even if you'd stuck a popsicle stick in that thing.
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lesmainwaring
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:57 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 17):
Candy Cantaloupes

When I was in the finance business, I knew a stockbroker assistant whose name was ... no kidding ... Paula Pussey (yes, with the 'e' but pronounced like the cat)

I never forgot her. I never will...
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boeingfanyyz
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:51 am

Ivan Cox!!!
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DaddiesSecret
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:16 am

Mr Winkie! ..........................................
 
planespotting
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:27 am

you're supposed to take your middle name and the street you lived on when you were a kid. this would give me a few options:

Jon Pine
Jon Neinhaus
Jon Fairway
Jon New Hampshire

and my current street

Jon Dodge


haha. which one is the best one? I'm thinking "Jon Pine"
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lesmainwaring
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:40 am

Quoting Planespotting (Reply 21):
you're supposed to take your middle name and the street you lived on when you were a kid. this would give me a few options:

interesting ...

i'd be ...

patrick bartenfield
patrick mistyvalley
patrick marydale

or, the current...

patrick atlantic (this actually sounds like an irish airline) ...

i'll think I'll take Moe Cox
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:46 am

Pierce Arrow  Wink
International Homo of Mystery
 
eclipseflight7
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:27 pm

I've heard your supposed to take the name of your pet and the street you grew up on. In that case I'd be:

Mitzi Modesto

Too bad I have a chicks name.
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Twistedwhisper
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:18 pm

Here a good name for a gay porn star:
Willy Wanker

Anybody want it, I'm straight...

I would be Constantin Needof-Booty or Ivan Tuna (I want you now... maybe a bit far fetched?)
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:27 pm

Sperm Man  biggrin 
regds
MEL
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:55 pm

Chad Stryker (Now there's something I could picture on a DVD cover) Big grin
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:29 pm

I'd have to be Haywood Jablome.

Of all places, Calvin and Hobbes had the best av-related porn title: Vampire Stewardess Vixens Unchained.  yes 
 
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:42 pm

Ivor Phukzalot.
 
IAH777
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:52 pm

Oooo! I just thought of another one: Hyman Buster. Sweeeeeet...  yes 
 
lesmainwaring
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:10 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 30):
Hyman Buster

good one, or, conversely,

Buster Hyman -or-

Buster Twatt
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fubar37
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:30 pm

Going with the rules above.

Middle name and street I live on:

Owen Nash (sounds like an action hero)


Pet Name and street I grew up on:

Hugo Loganberry
or
Boss Loganberry

Fuabr
 
lesmainwaring
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:33 pm

Quoting Fubar37 (Reply 32):
Hugo Loganberry

sounds like a fashion designer ...

now, at macy's, the exclusive hugo loganberry collection of sportswear for men ...
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fubar37
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:40 pm

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 33):
sounds like a fashion designer ...

now, at macy's, the exclusive hugo loganberry collection of sportswear for men ...

 bouncy  - never thought of that. Funny
 
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RE: Porn Star

Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:58 pm

Peeping Joe..........
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RE: Porn Star

Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:58 am

Peter O'Tool

not to be confused with Peter O'Toole
 
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RE: Porn Star

Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:01 am

Quoting EclipseFlight7 (Reply 24):
I've heard your supposed to take the name of your pet and the street you grew up on. In that case I'd be:

That would make me Pete 33 - guess it would work if you re-arranged it to 33" Peter
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RE: Porn Star

Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:12 am

Just call me Fonda... Fonda Cox.  cool 
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