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Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:46 am

Not really, but he was a dopehead

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Jesus w as almost certainly a cannabis user and an early proponent of the medicinal properties of the drug, according to a study of scriptural texts published this month. The study suggests that Jesus and his disciples used the drug to carry out miraculous healings.

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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:48 am

I thought he was Indian as he lived with his folks until he was 30 and went into the family business.... Wink


BTW A Indian bloke told me this!
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:54 am

wow thats quite amazing

that means millions of people worship some druggie and somewhat a drug dealer

(no offense intended in this and if it is sorry as everyone nos religion is a weird subject to talk bout these days due to all the crap the government puts out to us about what we can and cant do)
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:03 am

Now we know why Ralph Reed is so short.
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:06 am

Quoting Jamesbuk (Reply 2):
is a weird subject to talk bout these days due to all the crap the government puts out to us about what we can and cant do

Now what the hell are you talking about?  Confused

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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:37 am

"Jesus w as almost certainly a cannabis user..."


This guy must be Jesus...

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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:41 am

from a foreign point of view, jesus was most likely a dutch guy (as we are all stoned 24/7 according to popular belief  Wink ). From a dutch pov jesus was most likely a foreigner visiting the netherlands  Wink.
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:36 am

No, no. Jesus was IRISH!

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He lived at home until he was 33
4. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was convinced he was God
 
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:48 am

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 7):
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He lived at home until he was 33
4. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was convinced he was God

He never had kids, nor brothers or sisters.
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:33 am

Aha! So that's what allowed him to walk on water...  Wink
 
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:51 am

i always knew i had a lot in commen with jesus :P
 
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:26 am

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 7):
No, no. Jesus was IRISH!

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He lived at home until he was 33
4. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was convinced he was God

5. His father was a carpenter.

Quoting BR076 (Thread starter):
Jesus w as almost certainly a cannabis user and an early proponent of the medicinal properties of the drug, according to a study of scriptural texts published this month. The study suggests that Jesus and his disciples used the drug to carry out miraculous healings.

Now I want to see Pat Robertson call for the legalization of cannabis. That would be fun.

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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:29 am

LMAO! This is a truly great thread.  Big grin Keep it up.
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:33 am

Quoting Mir (Reply 11):
Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 7):
No, no. Jesus was IRISH!

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He lived at home until he was 33
4. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was convinced he was God

5. His father was a carpenter.

6. The last thing he did was go drinking with his buddies.
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:58 am

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 13):
Quoting Mir (Reply 11):
Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 7):
No, no. Jesus was IRISH!

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He lived at home until he was 33
4. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was convinced he was God

5. His father was a carpenter.

Naaa, that makes him Jewish. Atleast, Robin Williams says so...
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:04 pm

Wasn't he born in Bethleham.
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:40 pm

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 15):
Wasn't he born in Bethleham.

He was.
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:18 pm


regds
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:26 am

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 14):
Naaa, that makes him Jewish. Atleast, Robin Williams says so...

If we accept #4 to be true, then there is no way he could have been Jewish, since we know he never graduated from medical or law school, and that's the only way a Jewish mother would think her son is God.  Smile

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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:51 am

Quoting Confuscius (Reply 5):
This guy must be Jesus...

No, that guy must be Dutch!

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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:56 am

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 4):
Now what the hell are you talking about?

you know what i really dont know for the last couple of days ive been in a real weird mood which has made me write really weird things
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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:31 am

Quoting BR076 (Thread starter):
Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Right.....Jesus and also Bart's grandmother (hint: see "Blazing Saddles").

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RE: Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:06 am

Quoting Jamesbuk (Reply 20):

you know what i really dont know for the last couple of days ive been in a real weird mood which has made me write really weird things

Haha, happens to the best of us.

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