jafa39
Posts: 4320
Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:14 pm

If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:27 am

If you knew the world was ending next week, where would you go to sit out the final moments of everything?

I would stay at home sitting on my deck, drinking beer and looking out to sea (no change there then!).
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....
 
ConcordeBoy
Posts: 16852
Joined: Thu Feb 01, 2001 8:04 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:32 am

"sit"?

....first, tell me this, am I the only one who knows? If so, I'd gather together those I care about most, and try to do the one or two things we've always dreamed about.


Course, if EVERYONE knows the world's coming to an end... society would destabilize too quickly for me/us to do any of that-- so I'd probably have as much fun in the city I love (MSY) with the friends/family I love, before it was over.
Faire du ciel le plus bel endroit de la terre c'est impossible sans Concorde!
 
pilot kaz
Posts: 4591
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2001 9:07 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:46 am

I would Enjoy it to the Limit!

- Go get al the guys I have liked
- FIND Muse and steal their front Man
- Get very pissed
- Get in £30mil in Debt
- Eat Chocolate
- Make more of an ass out of myself
- Then I dunno...
-
 
ConcordeBoy
Posts: 16852
Joined: Thu Feb 01, 2001 8:04 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:50 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 2):
- Go get al the guys I have liked
- FIND Muse and steal their front Man
- Get very pissed
- Get in £30mil in Debt
- Eat Chocolate
- Make more of an ass out of myself

....so in other words, just a typical day then Kazzie?  Wink
Faire du ciel le plus bel endroit de la terre c'est impossible sans Concorde!
 
kiwiinoz
Posts: 1999
Joined: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:07 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:02 am

Log onto a-net as there would definitely be a nude self pics thread happening
Buy a a few slabs of beer, get everyone close to me together
See it out in style with music, drinking and feasting!
 
pilot kaz
Posts: 4591
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2001 9:07 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:27 am

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 3):
....so in other words, just a typical day then Kazzie?

Pretty Much! just edit out the "get the guy" bit  Wink
-
 
Espion007
Posts: 1653
Joined: Mon Dec 15, 2003 9:29 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:32 am

I would rob a freakin' bank. Sorry, but I love heist movies Big grin

If I get away, woohoo im flying to monte carlo and blowing it.

if i get caught, woohoo only 1 week in jail and I got to rob a bank Big grin
Snakes on a Plane!
 
2H4
Posts: 7960
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:11 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:39 am














2H4


Intentionally Left Blank
 
jafa39
Posts: 4320
Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:14 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:58 am

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 1):
am I the only one who knows?

Everyone would know.
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....
 
QFA380
Posts: 2013
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:38 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:17 am

What happened if you thought you knew the world would end, so you went out and did all this crazy stuff. But then it didn't. You'd be alot of sh!t.

I have no idea what I'd do.
 
Logan22L
Posts: 4464
Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:59 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:25 am

I'd take a greasy dump in Ann Coulter's mouth and duct-tape it shut. I would, of course, leave her nostrils open so she could suffer for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

Then I would have Al Franken read the Bible to her - 39 times.
"The deeper you go, the higher you fly. The higher you fly, the deeper you go."
 
liedetectors
Posts: 323
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:44 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:15 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 10):
I'd take a greasy dump in Ann Coulter's mouth and duct-tape it shut. I would, of course, leave her nostrils open so she could suffer for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

Then I would have Al Franken read the Bible to her - 39 times.

Ah of course! The ultimate liberal fantacy! HAHA!

Being that no one has said it yet, I would hook up with as many hotties as possible!
If it was said by us, then it must be true.
 
Logan22L
Posts: 4464
Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:59 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:30 pm

Quoting Liedetectors (Reply 11):
I would hook up with as many hotties as possible!

Goes without saying, Mate. I've always wanted to see Liz Hurley AND Halle Berry biting pillows.
"The deeper you go, the higher you fly. The higher you fly, the deeper you go."
 
jafa39
Posts: 4320
Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:14 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:43 pm

Quoting QFA380 (Reply 9):
What happened if you thought you knew the world would end, so you went out and did all this crazy stuff. But then it didn't. You'd be alot of sh!t.

I think paranoid is the word!!  Wink but at least you could claim "mitigating circumstances"!!!
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....
 
jafa39
Posts: 4320
Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:14 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:44 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 10):
I'd take a greasy dump in Ann Coulter's mouth and duct-tape it shut. I would, of course, leave her nostrils open so she could suffer for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

Well a week at most mate!  Wink
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....
 
User avatar
aerorobnz
Posts: 7457
Joined: Sat Feb 10, 2001 3:43 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:45 pm

I would take some paid leave and go trekking in Africa to see the Gorillas and the big game of the Serengeti.
Flown to 120 Airports in 44 Countries on 73 Operators. Visited 55 Countries and counting. Wanderlust is like Syphilis, once you have the itch it's too late for treatment.
 
QANTASforever
Posts: 5794
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2001 6:03 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:45 pm

Through your contacts within the Royal family - is there something you know that we don't know, Jafa?

Probably begin a people's revolution through Canberra to quickly and violently achieve my political objectives. Big grin

QFF
Fighting for the glory of the Australian Republic.
 
ScarletHarlot
Posts: 4251
Joined: Tue Jul 22, 2003 12:15 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:52 pm

Quoting AerorobNZ (Reply 15):
I would take some paid leave

I don't think it would really be a concern whether it was paid or unpaid leave, the world would probably end before your next paycheque.  Smile

I'd probably gather my friends together at the curling club and play and drink and generally be out of control. Why the hell not?
But that was when I ruled the world
 
jafa39
Posts: 4320
Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:14 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:54 pm

Quoting QANTASFOREVER (Reply 16):
Probably begin a people's revolution through Canberra to quickly and violently achieve my political objectives.

You might want to add "temporarily"  Smile
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....
 
Logan22L
Posts: 4464
Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:59 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:06 pm

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 17):
I'd probably gather my friends together at the curling club and play and drink and generally be out of control. Why the hell not?

I'll bring the latex...  Wink
"The deeper you go, the higher you fly. The higher you fly, the deeper you go."
 
QANTASforever
Posts: 5794
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2001 6:03 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:08 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 18):
You might want to add "temporarily"

You're talking like a counter-revolutionary. Thems fightin' words. This means war.

QFF
Fighting for the glory of the Australian Republic.
 
theCoz
Posts: 3933
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:06 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:14 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 10):
I'd take a greasy dump in Ann Coulter's mouth and duct-tape it shut. I would, of course, leave her nostrils open so she could suffer for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

Then I would have Al Franken read the Bible to her - 39 times.

Dude, that's the funniest thing I've read on here in ages.
 bigthumbsup 
 
KevinL1011
Posts: 2858
Joined: Fri Mar 04, 2005 3:48 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:54 pm

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 21):
Quoting Logan22L (Reply 10):
I'd take a greasy dump in Ann Coulter's mouth and duct-tape it shut. I would, of course, leave her nostrils open so she could suffer for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

Then I would have Al Franken read the Bible to her - 39 times.

Dude, that's the funniest thing I've read on here in ages.

Actually, Steve, I would say it was very "Coz" on Logans part. May I quote the Coz from an October 28th post....

"Trust me dude, just go take a crap in the trunk of her car. When she accuses you of doing such a horrible thing, just smile and grab her boob".

Here's another from an earlier post...

"Then just walk around the house naked. Act like this is completely normal. Maybe get ahold of her car keys and go take a dump in the boot of her car too."

Now... Logan does add the oral element, and the duct tape... Definitely "Beyond Coz". You've got some serious competition Coz!
474218, Carl, You will be missed.
 
User avatar
HAWK21M
Posts: 29867
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2001 10:05 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:58 pm

Nothing Changes.
 Smile
regds
MEL
I may not win often, but I damn well never lose!!! ;)
 
User avatar
aerorobnz
Posts: 7457
Joined: Sat Feb 10, 2001 3:43 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:02 pm

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 17):
don't think it would really be a concern whether it was paid or unpaid leave, the world would probably end before your next paycheque

I'd get it paid before I left so I could afford to pay for accommodation and a few AK-47s to go into the Rwandan Jungle with....
Flown to 120 Airports in 44 Countries on 73 Operators. Visited 55 Countries and counting. Wanderlust is like Syphilis, once you have the itch it's too late for treatment.
 
jafa39
Posts: 4320
Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:14 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:50 pm

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 20):
Thems fightin' words. This means war.

Ha ha, in temporary I meant that there wouldn't be an Australia or bugger or else if the world was ending in 7 days, but hey, you could lobby god for a republic in heaven!!  Smile....or that other chap....
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....
 
Andreas
Posts: 5880
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2001 7:56 pm

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:09 pm

Logan you're a very sick person...VERY VERY SICK!! Big grin Big grin Big grin

I'd go bang every lady I could get my hands on and literally shag my brains out (won't need it anymore anyway)...and hopefully die from exhaustion or from a heart attack during orgasm just seconds before the world ends...what else??
I know it's only VfB but I like it!
 
QANTASforever
Posts: 5794
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2001 6:03 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:58 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 25):
Ha ha, in temporary I meant that there wouldn't be an Australia or bugger or else if the world was ending in 7 days, but hey, you could lobby god for a republic in heaven!! ....or that other chap....

Forget that! The King of the Jews?! The Prince of Darkness??!

It would be like pushing water up a hill no matter who I would be talking to.

QFF
Fighting for the glory of the Australian Republic.
 
theCoz
Posts: 3933
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:06 am

RE: If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week

Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:23 pm

Quoting Kevinl1011 (Reply 22):
Now... Logan does add the oral element, and the duct tape... Definitely "Beyond Coz". You've got some serious competition Coz!

 laughing 

Ha Ha Ha! Yes, you're right about that.

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: 817Dreamliiner, EIASO, FAST Enterprise [Crawler] and 10 guests