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99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:05 pm

As 99.9% of A.netters couldn't ordinarily secure sex or a date, I reckon that they must either lie or pay to get it.     So, have you ever told any so-called 'white lies,' or, indeed, any gigantic ones, to secure a date or sex? 'Oh, my, you're awfully tall,' the 5'10", blonde-haired bimbo exclaimed. 'Yes, I'm sitting on my wallet,' as he drools down his chin, onto his ripped and dirty shell suit, and sticks out his only front tooth in a form of grin. LOL. That was just a joke, an illustration - not something I've done.  Wink  Silly So, PLYMspotter, when shall we go out again? It's always good to see you at work.  Big grin

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Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:13 pm

Uh-huuh...are you part of that 99.9%? footinmouth  As for me, it usually just starts with a 'hello'. We take it from there; no lying or putting on airs to make ourselves look more attractive. I come as I am; what you see when you first meet me is what you get, so if you don't like it - well, you're probably missing out on some awesome sex  wink 
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RE: 99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:15 pm

Quoting NASBWI (Reply 1):
are you part of that 99.9%?

Nope. But you are, especially with that foot-in-mouth.  Silly
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RE: 99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:16 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
As 99.9% of A.netters couldn't ordinarily secure sex or a date

Do people still date?  Wink

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
I reckon that they must either lie or pay to get it.

Is it that bad?  Big grin

All the best ...............

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Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:19 pm

Quoting FOMEA (Reply 3):
Is it that bad?

It's worse, but it's not their fault.  Wink  Silly
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Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:24 pm

What do you want Pearson??? Someone to compare notes with, find out why you're not getting laid???  wink  silly 
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Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:28 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 5):
What do you want Pearson??? Someone to compare notes with, find out why you're not getting laid???

Darn, you found me out.  Silly  Wink Big grin  Wink
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Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:28 pm

never tried lies or money to get a date or sex, but then I never tried very hard to get either.
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RE: 99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:30 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 5):
Someone to compare notes with, find out why you're not getting laid???

Pearson has a regular booty call....



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RE: 99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:35 pm

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 8):
Pearson has a regular booty call....

LOL. Think not. Know not. Hell, I am an honourary Welshman. Read into that what you want. Hint: it involves Welsh oat cakes.  Wink
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Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:47 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
As 99.9% of A.netters couldn't ordinarily secure sex or a date, I reckon that they must either lie or pay to get it.

Where do you get your facts from?

From,
0.1%
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Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:52 pm

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 10):
Where do you get your facts from?

A best-selling publiction entitled 'Everything You Wanted To Know About Airliners.net But Were Afraid To Ask.' Available everywhere*.


































* Everywhere in Tajikistan, that is.
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Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:53 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
'Oh, my, you're awfully tall,' Pe@rson says.. 'Yes, I'm sitting on my 24 pack of Tennents,' says GKirk as he drools down his chin, onto his ripped and dirty shell suit, and sticks out his only front tooth in a form of grin.

Better...? Big grin
 
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Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:01 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
So, PLYMspotter, when shall we go out again? It's always good to see you at work.

I'm, free on Saturday, my place or yours lol yes 

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RE: 99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:09 pm

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 12):
Better...?

LOL. It was unkind and unfair of you to disclose what you and GKirk talk about when GKirk isn't around to defend himself.  Silly

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
B@rstard

No, I'm Pe@rson, not B@rstard. You should know that.  Wink
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Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:14 pm

At my age, it's not how you get it, it's IF you get it. I dont have to lie or cheat. I just have to be grateful!! Big grin

Anyway, who needs it? Got hands haven't you?  stirthepot 

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Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:15 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
Anyway, who needs it? Got hands haven't you?

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RE: 99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:23 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
Got hands haven't you?

Both have a RSI.  Wow!

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 16):
SIgned 99%
of A-Net

My point entirely.  Silly  Wink
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Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:35 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 17):
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
Got hands haven't you?

Both have a RSI.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 16):
SIgned 99%
of A-Net

My point entirely.

So, what you are REALLY trying to say is - 99.9% of all A.netters are wa****s? Yes? Big grin

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Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:47 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 18):
So, what you are REALLY trying to say is - 99.9% of all A.netters are wa****s? Yes?

LMAO. I did not say or imply that, your honour, although now you mention it...  Silly Big grin
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:41 am

Per@son, 9VSPO

Anyone see a connection?  Wow!

And Dan,

You Naughty boy  Wink
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:54 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 20):
Per@son, 9VSPO

Anyone see a connection?

And Dan,

You Naughty boy

lol, of course

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Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:02 am

No fluffy hand cuffs?
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:04 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 20):
Per@son, 9VSPO

Anyone see a connection?

Hey, leave me out of this debate. Pe@rson is a true master debater on his own! Big grin
 
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:05 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 23):
Hey, leave me out of this debate. Pe@rson is a true master debater on his own!

Stating the obvious there!

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Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:07 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 22):
No fluffy hand cuffs?

you mean a pair of these Wink



Found them on the plane in LPA, thought they might be yours duck 

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Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:16 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 25):

Found them on the plane in LPA, thought they might be yours

How could they be? I was asleep most of the way  Wink
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:19 am

I usually have to lie to get out of them  sly 

Mattias can confirm  Wink
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:22 am

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 27):
I usually have to lie to get out of them

Aint that lie to get INTO them my darling  Wink
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:29 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 28):
Aint that lie to get INTO them my darling

 eek 

Kaz! Go wash your mouth out with soap. I don't go INTO people... Tsk tsk tsk  Wink
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:31 am

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 29):

Kaz! Go wash your mouth out with soap. I don't go INTO people... Tsk tsk tsk

 Wow! I need confimation from a friend Matt  Wink
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RE: 99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:32 am

Everybody has to lie to get girls in bed. Dating is one of the most superficial activities that people do.
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:30 am

I tell people I'm a barrister to get a date.

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Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:31 am

Quoting Teahan (Reply 32):
I tell people I'm a barrister to get a date.

Signed by,
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Or yet,

I tell people I don't have a job and am a college drop out to get a date.

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Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:33 am

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 33):
I tell people I don't have a job and am a college drop out to get a date.

But that wouldn't be lying.
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:35 am

Quoting Alberchico (Reply 31):
Dating is one of the most superficial activities that people do.

Not at my age. Both parties now the score
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:36 am

Quoting Teahan (Reply 34):
But that wouldn't be lying.

The gullible and uneducated might believe him.
 
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:59 am

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 36):
The gullible and uneducated might believe him.

nah, James sticks to Women in Devon not Cornwall Wink
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:02 am

I heard he's into MILFs.
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RE: 99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:18 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 23):
Pe@rson is a true master debater on his own!

LOL.  Wink

Quoting Teahan (Reply 32):
I tell people I'm a barrister to get a date.

Signed by,
Pe@rson

LOL. Not quite. If a female said that to me, I'd be put off: they'd be working considerably and have very little time for a decent relationship and social life.

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 33):
tell people I don't have a job and am a college drop out to get a date.

LOL. I'll have to remember that one. Big grin
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:20 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
Anyway, who needs it? Got hands haven't you?

True wisdom here.. Hands don't talk.
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:06 am

Of course. A fake name and phone number is an essential for not getting into relationships but still getting the goods.
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:29 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 16):
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
Anyway, who needs it? Got hands haven't you?

SIgned 99%
of A-Net

I'd like to find out which person out of every 100 doesnt have hands Smile
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:34 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 39):
LOL. Not quite. If a female said that to me, I'd be put off: they'd be working considerably and have very little time for a decent relationship and social life.

Since when is a shag a relationship?
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RE: 99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:38 pm

So to you Kiwis out there, what is the most common lie you tell the sheep? That you're vegetarian? Wait they might want you to eat them.  Wink


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RE: 99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:47 pm

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 43):
Since when is a shag a relationship?

Good point. I'll have to use it.
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Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:18 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

... and then, there's the remaining 0.1% (like me..) who can just ask- oh, how wonderful the world is

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Sun Jan 08, 2006 2:13 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
As 99.9% of A.netters couldn't ordinarily secure sex

Hey no problem in my house securing sex!!!  couple 

Quoting Jap (Reply 46):
and then, there's the remaining 0.1% (like me..)

Jap....I'm with you...hell, I don't even have to ask - sometimes just the look you give your partner says it all!!! haha bitelip 

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Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:35 am

Quoting Teahan (Reply 38):
I heard he's into MILFs.

Who isn't?
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RE: 99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date

Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:54 am

A MILF? Is that some sort of perverted sex thing? Should I know about this?

Bugger it, I'll just have another bottle of wine!! Who needs sex anyway! Big grin

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