MYT332
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How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:22 am

So, what are your thoughts about personal debt collecting?

I'm owed £350 by some clown that doesn't seem to want to pay up.
What do you do, what do you do? I'm thinking, baseball bat?

Oh and this is my first post of 2006, happy new year.
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:26 am

Call kneecap finance, I'm sure they would sort the person out  Silly
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:29 am

Paralyze him, not in the sense of making him not walk, but cripple his life. Slash tires, talk to some women so they spread rumors etc. Blackmale is good too..

More maturely? Well, I recommend a wooden baseball bat.
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Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:30 am

 
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:33 am

'Please can I have my money back? Please. Thank you for your time; I know you're very busy ignoring my calls and letters and being an unfair little man. If you don't give it back, my momma will shoot.'

[Edited 2006-01-07 00:33:59]
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:43 am

Hey, I am glad that you could renew your membership, I was already shocked when I saw in Kirk's forum that you can't afford another month.  Wink

As for your question... 350 Pound Sterling is a friggin big amount of money. You should make clear that you want your money back as soon as possible, when he doesn't give you the money after a few days you should beat him up, the aforementioned baseball bat is ideal for such situations since you can also break a window in case he takes refuge in his car (I know that from a personal experience).

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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:54 am

£350  Wow!

Jezus hell! thats a lot!
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MYT332
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:02 am

So inflicting pain is the name of the game, excellent! I'll make a date in my diary.

Patrick, yea my credit card worked for some reason. In regard to my current financial situation it's a case of anything from the bank or credit card people goes straight to my baby sister for opening which incidently destroys the letter. Oh dear, boo hoo, what a shame.

Quoting Sunshine79 (Reply 1):
Call kneecap finance

You got the number in case I'm not able to get down south to take care of things myself?
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:09 am

You gotta just turn up at his house suddenly and demand it back. Don't leave until you have either the 350 quid or several of his internal organs to sell on the blackmarket.
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srbmod
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:16 am

Pay me $150, and I'll tell you how.....
 
noelg
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:20 am

Small claims court all the way.

It's so easy - you fill in a form online and submit it with the court fee (£30-£50 depending on what you're claiming which you claim back with what you're owed). They can either then pay up straight away, dispute it at a court (which you'll win if you are definitely owed the money), or negotiate an amount out of court. If they're ordered to pay you WILL get the money, either from them directly or the courts will send the bailiffs round to recover your money.

It is so easy (we did it a few months back), you just fill in your form, sit back and wait!

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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:52 am

Hi its the clown here.......is this fridays stupid thread? Alex I got a funny feeling you talking bout me, if you are id like to know why you think i owe you £350 and threateningto assault me with a baseball bat, not a very good idea!
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:11 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):

I'm owed £350 by some clown that doesn't seem to want to pay up.

In the case of you, there is nothin you can do... I mean if you try the baseball bat tactics, you'll end up worse off and its not worth going through the small claims... i'd just admit that someone scammed your posh ass hole and live with it
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:05 pm

Use the bat.
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:26 pm

is it from who i think it is????

Hes a stubborn guy, its goin to be hard getting the cash from him, as i know u been trying for a few months now.

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 12):
posh

Alex, posh. How did u get those 2 words in the same sentence Smile
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MYT332
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:35 pm

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 12):
In the case of you, there is nothin you can do

I know that's what your parents said to you when you asked " mummy, daddy, what can I do about my face, personality and lack of friends?" but it's not applicable to me kaddy.

Quoting EZYAirbus (Reply 11):
Hi its the clown here.......is this fridays stupid thread?

In a way yes but there is a whole lot of truth to it eh.

NoelG, thanks for the advice. I'll take it up with the courts then.

[Edited 2006-01-07 12:45:40]
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jap
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:07 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 15):
I know that's what your parents said to you when you asked " mummy, daddy, what can I do about my face, personality and lack of friends?" but it's not applicable to me kaddy.

Please don't get kaddy confused with your own horrible childhood traumas, that's not very nice  Wink

As for the 250... going through court will probably cost more than that and probably won't be worth it. Better luck next time.
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MYT332
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:19 pm

Quoting Jap (Reply 16):
Please don't get kaddy confused with your own horrible childhood traumas

Oh no don't worry, I've conciously read all about Kaddy, I know what he is about. That's why I pity him.

Quoting Jap (Reply 16):
As for the 250... going through court will probably cost more than that and probably won't be worth it. Better luck next time.



Quoting Noelg (Reply 10):
court fee (£30-£50 depending on what you're claiming which you claim back with what you're owed

Better luck reading English next time Jap. Oh and it's £350.
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:24 pm

Wilson and myself are available for the price of a pint at GLA ........

I financed my way through Uni by working for an 'unofficial' debt collection agency, I have experience in such 'hush-hush' situations ....  Smile
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jap
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:47 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 17):
Oh no don't worry, I've conciously read all about Kaddy, I know what he is about. That's why I pity him.

He certainly must be very special when you go through the trouble of reading ALL about him... how about you just get over your little grudge and get back to reality?

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 17):
Better luck reading English next time Jap.

Thank you

[Edited 2006-01-07 13:49:47]
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kaddyuk
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:59 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 17):
I know what he is about

About what?

About 70kgs... About 5' 9"... C'mon alex what am i "about"?

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 17):
Better luck reading English next time Jap.

I'd say the same thing to you Alex... English isnt her first language, dont get up on your posh high horse and start pulling THAT card... I'd love to hear you try and speak or type danish as fluently as jap speaks english.

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 15):

I know that's what your parents said to you when you asked " mummy, daddy, what can I do about my face, personality and lack of friends?" but it's not applicable to me kaddy.

Ouch...
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srbmod
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:42 pm

Get Johhny the Paper Boy from Better Off Dead



I want my two dollars!

The kids relentless, he ought to become a bail bondsman when he grows up....
 
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:09 pm

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 2):
Blackmale is good too..

hahaha
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:13 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 7):
So inflicting pain is the name of the game, excellent! I'll make a date in my diary.

I believe Alex is aiming this accusation at me as i have recieved a text
message from him of which was not entirely pleasant.

I do not owe you any money Alex and i cannot think where you have got this
absurd idea into your head, it would be nice for you to tell everyone here
on a public forum where in fact this money/amount has been dreamt up from as i have no idea.

I would love to hear from you via this forum only where you have proof that
i owe you an amount quoted as £350.00

I do not enjoy being harassed by your text message and i certainly do not
enjoy being publically threatened with being assaulted.

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jap
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:33 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 20):
About what?

About 70kgs... About 5' 9"... C'mon alex what am i "about"?

And more importantly- where did he "conciously read all about" you? Does the CIA have a file or something? I think he's stalking you Kevin, I'd be careful  Silly

Quoting EZYAirbus (Reply 23):

certainly sounds like a nice dude...  Yeah sure sorry you have to go through that, glenn.
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:37 am

Lending money to someone you know is almost always a risky venture because the fact that the acquaintance is asking you usually means that he or she can't borrow money from conventional sources like a credit card cash advance.
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:53 am

Force him to sit through Home Alone 3 five times in a row
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EZYAirbus
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:55 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 29):
Force him to sit through Home Alone 3 five times in a row

Do you always chat complete bollocks?
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:59 am

Quoting EZYAirbus (Reply 30):
Do you always chat complete bollocks?

No, but I'd imagine watching Home Alone 3 would be torture  Wink
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:43 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 19):
how about you just get over your little grudge and get back to reality?

I had pics and video on my old mobile of them "kissing and making up" at the Fabulous FRA meet last year, and they were actually talking and being friendly to each other the night we all went out after the meal.

 Smile
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:49 am

If I was owed £350, I'd collect a few friends and pay the individual a visit.
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jap
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:03 am

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 32):
I had pics and video on my old mobile of them "kissing and making up" at the Fabulous FRA meet last year, and they were actually talking and being friendly to each other the night we all went out after the meal.

Doubt they ever did that for real... they don't seem very friendly now, do they?  Wink
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Leezyjet
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:05 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 34):
Doubt they ever did that for real... they don't seem very friendly now, do they?

Well not quite a kiss, but they both shook hands and were being sociable to each other and both agreed to bury the hatchet and move on and forget.

Oh well each to their own !!

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jap
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:22 am

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 35):
Well not quite a kiss, but they both shook hands and were being sociable to each other and both agreed to bury the hatchet and move on and forget.

Oh well each to their own !!

doesn't matter really- kevin isn't bothered, I'm not bothered, and no one should be- it's a bit stupid to still worry about this, but like you said... each to their own...

Past is past... and i'm happy to let it stay that way.
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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:15 pm

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 2):
More maturely? Well, I recommend a wooden baseball bat


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RE: How To Get Money Back?

Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:35 pm

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 2):
Blackmale is good too..

What do black males have to do with this?  Silly

Oh and Alex, when you get that money, make sure what you owe me finds its way to Canadia eh?  box   hissyfit 
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