Garri767
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The Return Of : The Joke Thread!

Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:43 pm

mine is funny/stupid


Your breath smells soo bad, people look forward to your farts .


i know i know, stupid, any others out there?
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pilot kaz
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RE: The Return Of : The Joke Thread!

Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:47 pm

Heres a good joke...
The Return Of : The Joke Thread! (by Garri767 Jan 8 2006 in Non Aviation)
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RE: The Return Of : The Joke Thread!

Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:02 pm

A man takes his dog to the vet. He says "Doctor, I think my dog is dead." The vet puts the dog on the table and leaves the room. He comes back in holding a cat. The cat sniffs the dog's ears and nose, before walking all over him. "Yes your dog's dead I'm afraid," says the vet. "that will be �525 please." The man is outraged. "�525! What for?"

"Well," explains the vet, "it's �25 for the visit and �500 for the cat scan."
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RE: The Return Of : The Joke Thread!

Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:19 pm

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One turns to the other and says, "Doesn't this taste kind of funny to you?".

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RE: The Return Of : The Joke Thread!

Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:01 pm

What's brown and sounds like a bell???

'DUNG'

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backfire
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RE: The Return Of : The Joke Thread!

Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:14 pm

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Biggish.

Biggish who?

Get a proper job!  duck 
 
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RE: The Return Of : The Joke Thread!

Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:18 pm

quasimodo gets home and sees his wife has got a new wok.
"great" he says, "chinese food tonight"
"no" she replies. " i'm ironing your shirts"
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Ibhayi
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RE: The Return Of : The Joke Thread!

Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:17 pm

Whats worse than 10 babies in 1 bucked, 1 baby in ten buckets.

Why didnt Ann Frank write a sequal, she was lazy.
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jush
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RE: The Return Of : The Joke Thread!

Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:47 pm

Quoting Ibhayi (Reply 7):
Why didnt Ann Frank write a sequal, she was lazy.

 redflag 
Sorry but that's is beyond taste
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RE: The Return Of : The Joke Thread!

Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:56 am

what do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery man have in common?

they can both smell it,but they can't eat it.

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