A man takes his dog to the vet. He says "Doctor, I think my dog is dead." The vet puts the dog on the table and leaves the room. He comes back in holding a cat. The cat sniffs the dog's ears and nose, before walking all over him. "Yes your dog's dead I'm afraid," says the vet. "that will be ï¿½525 please." The man is outraged. "ï¿½525! What for?"
"Well," explains the vet, "it's ï¿½25 for the visit and ï¿½500 for the cat scan."
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea