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Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:26 pm

So, Geoff, we're all posed here today for the ultimate show-down - the match of matches, the finale of this most spectacular event. The crowds are roaring with excitement, barely able to control themselves.

‘Yes, Bob, it’s gonna be great. But who will win: ANCFlyer or Gkirk?’

‘Well, that’s the $1 million question. Who indeed will win?’

‘It’s difficult. ANCFlyer will arrive guns shootin’ with enough ammo to sink a warship. His move, the Bear Slam, is fantastic.

‘Yes, he’s a wild one, that Alaskan, but with plenty of skill. I don’t care much for his Bermuda shorts, though, and his Hawaiian T-shirt.’

‘Well, I’d rather have his Bermuda shorts than be associated with Gkirk – that Scottish wimp.'

‘He’ll certainly arrive, sheep-in-tow, with a bow-and-arrow across his back, and with his Pint Glass Blow ready.’

‘They certainly are backward, those Scottish people.’

‘Unlike the English, of course, who are just unbeatable.’

‘Oh, they sure are.’

Now, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to ANCFlyer and GKirk!

*Ding, ding*

So, who’ll win?

[Edited 2006-01-09 13:28:45]
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:31 pm

Maybe we could just count the numbers of bans for each of us and call it a day (or night, depending on your hemisphere).  Wow!  wink 
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:34 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 1):
Maybe we could just count the numbers of bans for each of us and call it a day (or night, depending on your hemisphere).

Are you admitting defeat? Scared of GKirk's bar-room antics (his Pint Glass Blow when you're not looking is legendary in Scotland)?
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:35 pm

Somehow I think most of us would be rooting for ANC - I certainly would.

How about taking him down with a well aimed Glock before flattening him monster-truck style with that old tank of yours Big grin
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:36 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
How about taking him down with a well aimed Glock before flattening him monster-truck style with that old tank of yours

That's more like it.  Big grin

*Ahem*

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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:38 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 4):
NON-VIOLENCE RULES. NON-VIOLENCE RULES.

Not if it's a mercy killing Big grin
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:39 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 2):
Are you admitting defeat?

Naaah, never . . . I'm not that easy . . .

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 2):
Scared of GKirk's bar-room antics

Definitely!  scared 

Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
How about taking him down with a well aimed Glock



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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:39 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 5):
Not if it's a mercy killing

Or self-defence.  Wink
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:43 pm

LMAO ANC.  Wink BUT WAIT - what if GKirk has the best body armour which can sustain any attack, even Cornish's wind? What if he survives your attack?  Wow!
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:48 pm

I'll let you all squabble over this, whilst I pop out for a beer  Wink
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:51 pm

nah match of the ages would be GKIRK vs THECOZ vs PE@RSON . easy, runner up would be ANCFLYER vs TED


i would almost pay to see those matches  Wink
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:53 pm

No contest........the halibut man will prevail.  Big grin
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:54 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 9):
whilst I pop out for a beer

Which is, of course, code for getting the pint glass for your Pint Glass Blow.  Big grin

Watch your behind, ANC, when GKirk's about - you never know what he's got in his hands.
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:58 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 8):
BUT WAIT - what if GKirk has the best body armour which can sustain any attack, even Cornish's wind? What if he survives your attack?







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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:00 pm

LOL @ ANC.  Big grin

(Nice photo, btw.)
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:10 pm

I'm sorry, but once kirkie gets his kilt on, and a few pints o' heavy under his sporran, no half-assed, cheap American tank is gonna help ANCBig grin

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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:15 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
I'm sorry, but once kirkie gets his kilt on, and a few pints o' heavy under his sporran, no half-assed, cheap American tank is gonna help ANC!

Ooooh! Fighting talk.  Big grin I love it. *Throws Andy into the ring.* I hate it when my arm spasms.
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:19 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
I'm sorry, but once kirkie gets his kilt on, and a few pints o' heavy under his sporran, no half-assed, cheap American tank is gonna help ANC!

I'm afraid you're right, Andy! One look at Kirkie in a kilt and we'd set the panzer about and run for our lives!  white  white 
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:21 pm

Oh, honestly. All you need to do is take Kirkie to a round pub and tell him to stand in the corner.

Game over.  Wink
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:27 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 17):
I'm afraid you're right, Andy! One look at Kirkie in a kilt and we'd set the panzer about and run for our lives!

Dangnabbit ANC! You dont have French blood in your family do you? That was a damn quick capitulation! Big grin

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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:30 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 19):
You dont have French blood in your family do you? That was a damn quick capitulation

 duck  Nope, go get reinforcements! If we gotta deal with guys in kilts I wanna have more firepower!  bigthumbsup 

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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:30 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 19):
About time you woke up, Banco. Half day today?

No, but I can take a couple of seconds out of my day to squash Kirkie.
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:32 pm

This thread is more of a live chat , the moment one post is over another comes back........


I dont think looking at gkirk in a kilt is that good an idea myself  Wink



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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:41 pm

Quoting Garri767 (Reply 22):
I dont think looking at gkirk in a kilt is that good an idea myself

You and me both mate!!!!!!!!!  vomit 

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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:41 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 17):
I'm afraid you're right, Andy! One look at Kirkie in a kilt and we'd set the panzer about and run for our lives!



Quoting Banco (Reply 18):
Oh, honestly. All you need to do is take Kirkie to a round pub and tell him to stand in the corner.

Typical as ever the Americans get all panicky and the Brtis end up leading the way  Wink
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:48 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 13):
FYI: Trivia . . . this is a real picture of me and my boys back in the day. thumbsup

Looks like your looking away in disgust after hitting the wrong target  duck 
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:52 pm

According to Googlefight,GKirk will win  Silly
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:53 pm

Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 26):
According to Googlefight,GKirk will win

Those nasty viruses have a habit of being difficult to snuff out completely Big grin
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:04 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 24):
Typical as ever the Americans get all panicky and the Brtis end up leading the way

It's all about knowing the capabilities of your opponent. The Brits understand that Kirkie hasn't actually got any strengths whatsoever, and the rest follows...
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:10 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 25):
Looks like your looking away in disgust after hitting the wrong target

Ha Ha Ha - - there were no wrong targets in '91 Kirkie - if it moved - it died.  biggrin 

Quoting Banco (Reply 28):
The Brits understand that Kirkie hasn't actually got any strengths whatsoever, and the rest follows...

Exactly! No need to waste the ammo.  wink 
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:12 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 25):
Looks like your looking away in disgust after hitting the wrong target

What do you think caused those fires in the background?  Smile
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:12 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 28):
It's all about knowing the capabilities of your opponent. The Brits understand that Kirkie hasn't actually got any strengths whatsoever, and the rest follows...

Exactly. Leave Kirkie for a while with a supply of Tennants Superstrength and he'll soon topple over of his own volition Big grin
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:21 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 31):
and he'll soon topple over of his own volition

You do realise that Kirkie will now be asking what small river mammals have to do with it?
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:24 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 32):
and he'll soon topple over of his own volition

You do realise that Kirkie will now be asking what small river mammals have to do with it?

I think you are trusting Kirkie with too much intelligence  Wink
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:34 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 33):
I think you are trusting Kirkie with too much intelligence

Should you mention kirkie and intelligence in the same sentence? I mean, there are limits old boy! Big grin

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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:38 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 34):
Should you mention kirkie and intelligence in the same sentence? I mean, there are limits old boy!

LOL. I'm going to be shot for creating this thread.  Big grin
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:42 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 35):
LOL. I'm going to be shot for creating this thread.

Great. Hopefully we can get rid of both the useless young layabouts in one go.

ANC, where's your tank ? Big grin
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:48 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 36):
Great. Hopefully we can get rid of both the useless young layabouts in one go.

LOL! I'd rather be a useless young layabout than an old, useless layabout like you - at least I'd have potential.  Big grin
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:56 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 37):
LOL! I'd rather be a useless young layabout than an old, useless layabout like you - at least I'd have potential.

Ah - still bitter and twisted you got passed over for the junior tea making position I had open, in favour of a one legged blind Polynesian pigmy who brews a better cuppa and whinges less  Wink
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:59 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 38):
Ah - still bitter and twisted you got passed over for the junior tea making position I had open, in favour of a one legged blind Polynesian pigmy who brews a better cuppa and whinges less

Yes!  Silly
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:06 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 38):
Ah - still bitter and twisted you got passed over for the junior tea making position I had open, in favour of a one legged blind Polynesian pigmy who brews a better cuppa and whinges less

I hope he/she has a work permit!  Smile
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:09 am

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 40):
I hope he/she has a work permit!

I believe it was swapped for a Scottish one on the grounds of greater productivity...
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:16 am

Well done Banco and Cornish - another thread successfully hi-jacked Big grin Now, on with the Pe@rson slagging!!

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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:23 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 42):
Now, on with the Pe@rson slagging!!

LOL. I ordinarily give better than I get, but I don't feel like being ruthless today.
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RE: Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk

Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:24 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 42):
another thread successfully hi-jacked

I view it more as a thread that has joined a stronger organisation...  Wink
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