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Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:06 am

Sen. Ted Kennedy to publish children's book

NEW YORK (AP) — Meet the latest children's author, Sen. Ted Kennedy, and his Portuguese Water Dog, Splash, his co-protagonist in My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/n.../2006-01-09-kennedy-children_x.htm

Ted Kennedy named his dog "Splash"?!?
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:12 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Thread starter):
Ted Kennedy named his dog "Splash"?!?

How hilariously ironic.  biggrin 

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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:13 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Thread starter):
Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Thank God. I was afraid we'd be seeing a horid picture of the man sunbathing in Boston.  scared 
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:14 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Thread starter):
Ted Kennedy named his dog "Splash"?!?

He's finally either lost one too many brain cells, or this is his way of thumbing his nose at everyone after all these years. Either way - funny as hell
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:19 am

"Splash" is just a nickname.

The dog's AKC name is "Mary Jo" out of "Oldsmobile" by "Scuba Rescue"
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:21 am

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 1):
Quoting AeroWesty (Thread starter):
Ted Kennedy named his dog "Splash"?!?

How hilariously ironic.

I also find that belly laugh funny. I wonder if he has another pet named "rocks" or Brandy, ok, ill leave it at that, I could go all night on this one.
 
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:44 am

Denis Leary on Ted Kennedy (You can't have a thread on Teddy without this bit):

That's what's wrong with this country. We always shoot the wrong guys. We shoot JFK, we shoot RFK, and it comes to Teddy, we go, "Ahh, leave him alone. He'll fuck it up himself, no problem. You know?" Biggest target in the whole God damn Kennedy family. He weighs about seven thousand pounds. You could shoot a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston five minutes later. He'd be standing on the lawn at the Kennedy compound going, "Ah Ah Ah Ah There's a bullet in my ass. Ah Ah ah ah"

Ted Kennedy. Good senator, but a bad date. You know what I'm saying, folks? One of those guys who gets home at four o'clock in the morning and goes, "What did I forget? Oh! The fucking girl! What's the matter with me? Jesus, where are my pants!? Holy shit!"
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Dog's name is Splash, which helps to further the whole "Alcohol destroys brain cells" argument. Thanks Ted.......
 
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:19 pm

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 4):
"Splash" is just a nickname.

I thought splash was the sound his car made when he drove it off that bridge.
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:54 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Thread starter):
Ted Kennedy named his dog "Splash"?!?

On behalf of all the families that have lost family members to drowning in the company of sleazy politicians, I demand an apology!
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:12 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 4):
The dog's AKC name is "Mary Jo" out of "Oldsmobile" by "Scuba Rescue"

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
 
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:49 am

He should have titled it: "Splash, the Story Behind the Drown-and-Run".

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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:50 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 2):

 
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:51 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 4):
"Splash" is just a nickname.

The dog's AKC name is "Mary Jo" out of "Oldsmobile" by "Scuba Rescue"

Agreed!  checkmark  I'm upset, you beat me to that one!  Smile

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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:56 am

Quoting FXramper (Reply 12):
How does one wake up in the morning with that?

By understanding in the depths of your soul that you are inherently superior to the sheep you "represent" and the groupies who worship you.
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:11 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 4):
"Splash" is just a nickname.

The dog's AKC name is "Mary Jo" out of "Oldsmobile" by "Scuba Rescue"

Too bloody right. A few years after it happened I found myself on Chappy with a few hours to kill-oops, bad word choice there, huh?

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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:12 am

Quoting Roger136913 (Reply 11):

I had a feeling that picture would be coming out.  eyepopping 
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:09 am

Damn, I thought this thread was about Teddy falling off his boat, I was all ready to toss him an Anchor!
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:11 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 16):
Damn, I thought this thread was about Teddy falling off his boat,

Oh no! You'd have heard that splash! Alaska does have a tsunami warning system does it not?
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RE: Ted Kennedy's "Splash"

Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:06 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 17):
Oh no! You'd have heard that splash! Alaska does have a tsunami warning system does it not?

We just figured the erupting volcano drowned it out.
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