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Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:50 am

Whether you're the silent-slayer or the anal-airhorn type, who herewithin isn't afraid to just rip one when/wherever the need arises?




As for me:
I wouldn't in front of women, children, or the elderly; but if it's an all-guy situation... fair game

What say you?

[Edited 2006-01-13 04:06:45]
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:53 am

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Thread starter):
What say you?

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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:54 am

No problems whatsoever if I think it'll be a silent one...if its gonna be loud, I usually head for the nearest toilet stall if theres one close by...

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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:58 am

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Thread starter):
or the elderly

Not sure you should worry about farting in front of the elderly. Either they won't hear it or they themselves tend to slip out a misty dog food smelling number, completely oblivious to the fact.
 
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:05 pm

Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 3):
Not sure you should worry about farting in front of the elderly.

because it's one of the few instances within which I'd feel "guilt" for lack of conscious/respect.
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:09 pm

Only if it can be blamed on someone else!
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:17 pm

The silent killers in the super market isle. Those are the best.:D
 
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:23 pm

Quoting Yegmaster (Reply 6):
The silent killers in the super market isle. Those are the best

...some would say "cropdusting" an aircraft aisle, gives that a run for its money  Wink
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:28 pm

Or you let one rip and look at the other guy as if he is guilty  Big grin
 
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:35 pm

Yes indeed.

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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:42 pm

I'll let off a massive fart in public as long as it will be hard to tell it was me.

I usually direct it at whoever I'm with, usually my girlfriend.
 
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:57 pm

It's not Friday yet for me, but I have no problem when it can't be proved that I did it. OJ Simpson style.
 
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:58 pm

I'll fart pretty much anywhere except where people will know it is me. In front of my friends, I for sure would as would they. Come to think of it, we tell each other we are going to fart.  Silly
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:22 pm

Only if there is proper ventilation.
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:37 pm

If I need to fart, I'll fart. Hell, I'll take an illicit dump in front of anyone as long as it makes me feel better. Nose plugs all around, here comes Logan!
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:41 pm

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Thread starter):
wouldn't in front of women, children, or the elderly; but if it's an all-guy situation... fair game

I would concur with the above kaupapa. (Well, you can't say "Me too" on a.net!)
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:49 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 15):
Well, you can't say "Me too" on a.net!

Well, perhaps that would be you at your most eloquent.
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:58 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 16):
Well, perhaps that would be you at your most eloquent.

U 2
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:25 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 14):
If I need to fart, I'll fart. Hell, I'll take an illicit dump in front of anyone as long as it makes me feel better. Nose plugs all around, here comes Logan!

Ok, so a bright orange hat and the smell of turd. Sounds about right Logan
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:04 pm

Quoting N1120A (Reply 18):
Ok, so a bright orange hat and the smell of turd. Sounds about right Logan

ROFL! Big grin
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:42 pm

"Wherever you may be, let your wind blow free!" Big grin

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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:45 pm

Hell No!!!

Im a lady  Silly
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:48 pm

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 21):
Im a lady

I dont believe you said that Big grin

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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:50 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 22):
I dont believe you said that

Oh C'mon! These boobs aint fake!
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:54 pm

Absolutely no comment!!!!!!!!  wideeyed  And might I remind you, boobs dont a lady make1 Big grin

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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:58 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 24):
Absolutely no comment!!!!!!!! wideeyed And might I remind you, boobs dont a lady make1

I dont think your a Man, Just old... thats it l  Wink
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:30 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 24):
And might I remind you, boobs dont a lady make1 Big grin

Indeed. I believe JGPH1A may be a man, despite the size of his boobs  Silly
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:56 pm

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 21):
Im a lady

Debatable!
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:13 pm

Quoting EZYAirbus (Reply 27):
Debatable!

Christ! And I thought I was pushing my luck! Big grin

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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:17 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 28):
Christ! And I thought I was pushing my luck!

Dont mind those two, Glenn and Kaz are just flirting with eachother...

Back on topic:

Hell yeah, i fart away... better out than in, i say...
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:20 pm

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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:22 pm

Unless in the presence of girls that I know, or in a certain circumstance (IE at a funeral or a church or something), I just let it out.
 
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:20 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 29):
better out than in

...how exactly could the latter be done?
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:32 am

Better to fart in public than in a closed private space.... much better ventilation. Nothing worse than getting back into your car to only have it smell of stale coffee and farts.
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:16 am

I don't mind farting in public. I only do thouigh when I'm 99% sure I ain't gonna follow through. Highly embarrasing  yes 
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:21 am

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 32):
...how exactly could the latter be done?

Am I the only one who finds it just simply a tad ironic that Cboy is the one posing this question?  Silly
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:28 am

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Thread starter):
Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

BRAVE enough? Try disgusting  Silly

I don't... b/f does all the farting as he already indicated in this thread  Wink
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:29 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 36):
BRAVE enough? Try disgusting

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Any of you who think you are "brave" to do this give yourself far too much credit and haven't a clue what bravery is. This is more about rudeness.
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:40 am

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 10):
I usually direct it at whoever I'm with, usually my girlfriend.

Classy...really.

My sympathy to your girlfriend.
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:39 am

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 35):
I the only one who finds it just simply a tad ironic that Cboy is the one posing this question?

how's that ironic?
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:24 am

As soon as I start walking along the hallway at work I start farting and it usually continutes till I reach my destination along the hallway.
 
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:11 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 34):
I don't mind farting in public. I only do thouigh when I'm 99% sure I ain't gonna follow through. Highly embarrasing

Same here. The only place I try not to is in my cubicle at work, but sometimes it just can't be helped  Wink
 
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:11 pm

Quoting BigOrange (Reply 41):
The only place I try not to is in my cubicle at work

why? Unless you do a lot of face-to-face with clientele, that seems to be one of the "safest" places possible  Silly
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:18 pm

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 42):
why? Unless you do a lot of face-to-face with clientele, that seems to be one of the "safest" places possible

Just imagine what happens if you "do it", then 3 seconds later a co-worker walks in ...

I had a co-worker who would always fart silently, then smile and say "oops, I did it"  drool 
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:50 pm

To be honest the best ones are on planes, because you can usually do them as loud as you want, and as smelly as you want. The smell hangs around, and it could be 200 other people so you don't get the blame  Wink.

But to be honest, i'll fart wherever. A packed london underground train is another good place.  Smile
 
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RE: Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?

Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:23 pm

It's a competitive sport where I work.

Watch out if someone is smiling when we get into an elevator.

I will attempt a one cheek sneak just about anywhere else, especially on airplanes, though I have been known to cropdust when the opportunity presents itself.
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