Pe@rson
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Your Funny Date Stories

Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:46 pm

I went on a date last night - the first in about 3 months.

It all went brilliantly - we got on extremely well. We had lots of laughs. The 5 hours flew-by faster than a fighter jet.

I think I had a pint* too many - well, you know, for the nerves - and so I can't remember 2% of what happened, which is unfortunate, because it's the kissing and 'tell-me-what-you-think' bit. I apparently told her some nice things at the end - but I can't remember what! And I can't remember the kissing, bar the initial bit. Hmph.

So, I pleaded intoxication - voluntary intoxication is not a defence, but hey-ho - but still feel stupid.  

WHAT A PLONKER, RODNEY!

Have you ever been in such a situation? Any funny date stories to tell?

Cheers!




* A pint and a vodka and cranberry juice cost £7.15! LOL. And this is in a market town!

[Edited 2006-01-14 11:50:35]
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RE: Your Funny Date Stories

Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:51 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
And I can't remember the kissing, bar the initial bit

Bit or bite?  Big grin
 
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RE: Your Funny Date Stories

Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:54 pm

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 1):
Bit or bite?

Who knows? Not me, sir!

She told me what I said and it all came flooding back - well, more like a wee trickle of a stream - so that's OK.
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RE: Your Funny Date Stories

Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:55 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 2):
a wee trickle of a stream

Best hurry down the Dry Cleaners then!  Wink
 
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RE: Your Funny Date Stories

Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:57 pm

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 3):
Best hurry down the Dry Cleaners then!

LMAO. I am fragile today, hence my inability to see what's coming.
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RE: Your Funny Date Stories

Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:02 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 4):
hence my inability to see what's coming

.....on second thoughts I won't answer that.  biggrin 
 
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RE: Your Funny Date Stories

Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:05 pm

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 5):
.....on second thoughts I won't answer that.

LOL.

Wait, Mr., until I'm back to my usual take-no-nonsense form.  Silly
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RE: Your Funny Date Stories

Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:17 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 6):

I thought you were busy in the BB house!

 
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RE: Your Funny Date Stories

Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:19 pm

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 7):
I thought you were busy in the BB house!

Toss-air.  Silly
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