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Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:48 am

Mine would be (among many others) :


"To me nature is, you know... spiders and bugs and big fishes eating little fishes and plants eating plants and animals... it's like an enormous restaurant, that's the way I see it."

from "Love & Death" by W.Allen


"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."

from "Scarface" by B.de Palma


What's your fav ones ?
Whatever
 
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:51 am

From "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas":

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Sorry, I forgot another one:

As your attorney I advise you to drive at top speed and it'll be a Goddamn miricle if we get there before you turn into some kind of fucking wild animal. Are you ready for that? Checking into a Las Vegas hotel under a phoney name with the intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid? I certainly hope so...


Patrick

[Edited 2006-01-15 00:56:52]
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:02 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 1):

 thumbsup   thumbsup 

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas.

Wear some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. Impossible to walk in this muck.
 
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:05 am

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 2):
Wear some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. Impossible to walk in this muck.

Yes, also friggin hilarious!!!  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Patrick
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:08 am

Glenda Jackson as Vicki Allessio in A Touch of Class:

"My one chance to get raped, and you can't get your bloody trousers off!"
International Homo of Mystery
 
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:28 am

while there are probably too many to list...a recent one of mine was in "Live and Let Die" when James Bond offers the cab driver an extra $20 dollars and the brotha' cab driver says "for $20 extra dollars, I'll take you to a KKK cookout".....
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:38 am

Quoting Jacobin777 (Reply 5):
while there are probably too many to list...a recent one of mine was in "Live and Let Die" when James Bond offers the cab driver an extra $20 dollars and the brotha' cab driver says "for $20 extra dollars, I'll take you to a KKK cookout".....

You won't believe it but I saw "Live and Let Die" just an hour or so ago on the German TV station ARD, definitely one of the best Bond movies ever!

Patrick
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:47 am

Who could forget this from Team America  Silly

Quote:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f**ked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f*ck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f*ck too much or f*ck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in sh!t!
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:51 am

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

Full Metal Jacket.

I know the entire movie, line for line!
 
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:55 am

Oh man, most of mine come from "Gone With The Wind":

Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman.
Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.
Scarlett: Oh!

Rhett Butler: You're like the thief who isn't the least bit sorry he stole, but is terribly, terribly sorry he's going to jail.

Scarlett: Ooh, if I just wasn't a lady, WHAT wouldn't I tell that varmint.

Mammy: It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin'... It ain't fittin'.

Scarlett: Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war; this war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream. Besides... there isn't going to be any war.

Scarlett: Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.

...
and of course...
...

Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

...
and wise words to live by ...
...

Scarlett: ... After all... tomorrow is another day.

...
...
...
From my second favorite movie, "Airport":

Ada Quonsett: My late husband played the violin. Not professionally, but he was very good. He once played the Minute Waltz in 58 seconds.

Assistant: The instruction book said that was impossible!
Joe Patroni: That's one nice thing about the 707. She can do everything but read.

Captain Anson Harris: Remind me to send a thank you note to Mr. Boeing.

Gwen Meighen: Nuts to the man in 21D.
Ruth: You said it.

Ada Quonsett: When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of.

Mel Bakersfeld: They're having a conference now to decide what to do. But I need somebody who knows. A genius. Like Patroni.

...
and of course ..
well, just look at my signature line ...
...


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And lastly, another favorite movie of mine, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High":

Mike Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

Jeff Spicoli: Aloha, Mr. Hand.

Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

Stacy Hamilton: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda Barrett: A quart or so.

Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?

Jeff Spicoli: Awesome! Totally awesome!

Jeff Spicoli: Hey, Bud, let's party!
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:56 am

A close second...


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck(<--classic word usage!!!) yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
 
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:57 am

President Marshall (Harrison Ford) talking to Russian Terrorist (Gary Oldman) aboard Air Force One. From "Air Force One":

"Get off my plane!"

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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:20 am

I like the Leslie Nielson's line from "Airplane":
----------------------------------------------------
Robert Hays: "Surely you can't be serious?!?!"

Leslie Nielson: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirly!!!"
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:35 am

Well, then there's Monty Python's In Search of the Holy Grail.

Take your pick: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:42 am

From Heartbreak Ridge, Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway:
Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.

You're dead marine, you just got your legs blown off and we'll hafta send out a search party for your testicles. Where's your cover? They indicate Profile who waves to them What the hell are ya doin' back there? Without any cover fire I'll get my ass shot off! While the rest of you are pumpin' the neighbors dog we'll get every swinging dick in this platoon killed!

Actually, the whole damned movie is very quotable!
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:06 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 6):
You won't believe it but I saw "Live and Let Die" just an hour or so ago on the German TV station ARD, definitely one of the best Bond movies ever!

Patrick

so you definitely know what I'm talking about  checkmark 

I'm watching "Gold Finger" right now....what a great movie also...after that is "From Russia With Love"  biggrin 
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:08 am

One of the most famous exchanges in a motion picture.

Ed Rooney - "What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas, last thing I need at this point in my career is 1500 Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.

Grace - "Well, makes you look like an ass is what he Does Ed."

Ed Rooney - "Thank you Grace, I think you're wrong."

Grace - "Oh well he is very popular Ed. The Sportos, Motorheads, Geeks, Sluts, Bloods, Wasteoids, Dweebies, Dickheads, they all adore him! They think he is a righteous dude!
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:28 pm

When you have to shoot,shoot.Don't Talk.
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:41 pm

There's a word for you ladies, but it's not used in high society, outside of a kennel. Joan Crawford "The Women"



Oh, you know I really am fascinated by aviation. I never knew they did it all with rubber bands.

Exclusively what and restricted to whom? Rosalind Russell "Auntie Mame"



I've been doing some thinking as I've been lying here in pain. Gladys Cooper "Now, Voyager "


Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! Bette Davis "All about Eve"


Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young Eve Arden "Mildred Pierce

With this money I can get away from you. From you and your chickens and your pies and your kitchens and everything that smells of grease. I can get away from this shack with its cheap furniture. And this town and its dollar days, and its women that wear uniforms and its men that wear overalls.

You think just because you made a little money you can get a new hairdo and some expensive clothes and turn yourself into a lady. But you can't, because you'll never be anything but a common frump whose father lived over a grocery store and whose mother took in washing.

Anne Blythe "Mildred Pierce"



I'm not crazy, M'Lynn, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years! Shirley MacLaine, "Steel Magnolias"
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:14 am

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?" - Robert DeNiro; Taxi Driver
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:38 am

From Parenthood:

Keanu Reeves: "You need a license to drive, a license to fish, but any butt-reaming asshole can be a father!"

Russ
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:20 am

How about the scene at the end of "Problem Child II", when the little girl drops the boulder from the forklift onto the mean lady. Her mother says:

TRIXIE!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU NOT TO OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY!!!
 
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:22 am

My favorite from Yellow Submarine:

"Look, its a psyclops"
"No it's not, its got two eyes"
"Oh, must be a bi-psyclops then.."

 rotfl  priceless
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:24 am

When hell is full, the dead will walk the Earth.
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:31 am

"I killed myself and went to heaven and yeah, it's really good in heaven. But I regret it, 'cause I wanted to live on earth a little longer. You remain dead for all eternity, but you're alive only for a brief moment." - Lilja 4-Ever
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:36 am

Quote:
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Michael Caine in (the original) Italian Job.
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:14 am

"Here´s looking at you, kid" &
"Play it again, Sam! Play it again!"
Do I need to mention that these classic lines are from "Casablanca" ?

And, Claudia Cardinale as Pricess Dala in "The Pink Panther":
"I was six when I went on my first safrari. Frasari. Wild animal hunt ..."


And for those German-speaking A.netters out there, there´s of course "Die Feuerzangenbowle" which full of classic lines like "Pfeiffer mit 3 F - eins vor dem ei, zwei nach dem ei ..."
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:30 am

Quoting HT (Reply 26):
"Play it again, Sam! Play it again!"
Do I need to mention that these classic lines are from "Casablanca" ?

No, but you need to be informed that the line "Play it again, Sam, Play it again!" was never spoken in Casablanca. The correct quote is:

"Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake."
"I don't know what you mean, Miss Elsa."
"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:37 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 27):
No, but you need to be informed that the line "Play it again, Sam, Play it again!" was never spoken in Casablanca.

 checkmark 

Bet me to it!

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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:39 am

ALARM ! !







that's about it.
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:43 am

From "Some Like It Hot":


Jerry: Now you've done it! Now you have done it!

Joe: Done what?

Jerry: You tore off one of my chests!
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:13 am

Some from Airplane,

Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.

Controller: I know but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.


The Blues Brothers,

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

[Elwood Blues Jake Blues has a fight over the police car Elwood Blues got after he traded away the original bluesmobile for a microphone]
Elwood: You don't like it?
Jake: No I don't like it...
[Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge]
Jake: Of course it's got a lot of pickup...
Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[a brief thinking pause while Jake Blues lights a cigarette]
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.


Cheers Peter
 
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RE: Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:16 am

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Forgot his name: I did sir, he's my cousin!
DH: Who is he?
Colonial Sandurz: He's an asshole, sir.
DH: I know that, what is his name?
CS: That is his name sir, Asshole, Major Asshole.
DH: And his cousin?
CS: He is an Asshole too sir, Gunner's mate, first class, Phillip Asshole!
DH: How many Assholes are on this ship anyhow?
Crew: Yo!
DH: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! Well, keep firing Assholes!

--spaceballs (did it from memory, sorry if i got it a bit wrong, though i did watch the movie like a thousand times when it first came on HBO).

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