mirrodie
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Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:37 am

Just a few notes from my memoirs...

-read that men from mars, women from venus book. its enlightening.

-hold the door for anyone, not just a gal. Its the right thing to do.

-that dream girl, you know the one at school that you would love to kiss and caress and just dream about..you see her walking around the campus and want her, you see guys falling over for her,...yeah, that girl..might be the most annoying chick on earth with breath like cheese thats been left in a used sock to age for 3 days....I shit you not.

-treat a woman with respect. She spent how many hours getting ready for you, at least give her that.

-Lane Bryant sells cloths to FAT ladies.....and even if you did NOT know this, dont suggest to a fat girl, heaven forbid, that she should shop there.

-There are more women than men in the world. So relax.

-don't get wasted drunk and let this gem slip from your lips to your beloved "I never thought I'd be so happy with a chubby gal"

-try to throw up in the toilet. They just don't like cleaning the tub nor the front door.

-try not to compare their boobies to their friends' boobies.

-dating 4 girls, who are all friends and all know you are dating them, does have its privileges and makes for some great sessions. Competition is a profound movitator.

-if you call her by another gal's name, have a good reason for it. Seriously. I did and it was legit and worked. Otherwise, find the nearest exit and RUN FOREST RUNNNNN!!!

-Catholic school girls are fun, but wait til you get to college. YUMMY!

-Do NOT date one gal. Variety is the spice of life. In one week, I dated a Greek, Welsh, Columbian, Chinese and Italian. Save the monotony for marraige. Seriously.

-women will be late.

-Don't be the guy to laugh at the foreign exchange girl who pointed to the graffiti "you're a cunt" that was written on the desk and asking for translation. Be a gentleman and show her. Actions speak louder than words! sometimes it feels nice to help too. Big grin

-blankets are mandatory in a car and chewing gum can help fix a car.

-You can learn quite a lot from an older woman.




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prosa
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RE: Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:18 am

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
-There are more women than men in the world. So relax.

Because of all the elderly widows. The boy-girl ratio is pretty much even among college-age people, although, for a variety of reasons, girls are more likely to attend college.
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BMIFlyer
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RE: Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:21 am

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
-treat a woman with respect. She spent how many hours getting ready for you, at least give her that.

You only learn't that in College?

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
-Catholic school girls are fun, but wait til you get to college. YUMMY!

Hehe Big grin

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
women will be late.

Not all of em....

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
You can learn quite a lot from an older woman.

Really?  Wink



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CXA330300
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RE: Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:49 am

Great! Thanks! What about for guys and guys*? I've only got half the info!

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san747
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RE: Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:15 am

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
-Do NOT date one gal. Variety is the spice of life. In one week, I dated a Greek, Welsh, Columbian, Chinese and Italian. Save the monotony for marraige. Seriously.

I just learned that... I've got dates with three different girls over the next month, so I'm looking forward to that.
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Brendan03
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RE: Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:23 am

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
-hold the door for anyone, not just a gal. Its the right thing to do.

Agreed, If someone is about to walk through a door behind or infront of me and it's spring loaded, I usually hold it open for them

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
-treat a woman with respect. She spent how many hours getting ready for you, at least give her that.

Definetly

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
-try to throw up in the toilet. They just don't like cleaning the tub nor the front door.

Heh, Clean you're own damn puke up!

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
-Do NOT date one gal. Variety is the spice of life. In one week, I dated a Greek, Welsh, Columbian, Chinese and Italian. Save the monotony for marraige. Seriously.

If a girl or woman were to do this, She is called a slut, It's no different for a man
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MattRB
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RE: Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:05 am

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
-don't get wasted drunk and let this gem slip from your lips to your beloved "I never thought I'd be so happy with a chubby gal"

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
-women will be late.

Five words: Birth Control and Latex Condoms   

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Newark777
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RE: Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:11 am

Quoting Brendan03 (Reply 5):
If a girl or woman were to do this, She is called a slut, It's no different for a man

Didn't say he fucked all of them, just went on dates with them. If he did, all the more power to him.

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
-women will be late.

And pray you aren't the one that causes her to be late.  Wink

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RE: Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:40 am

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
women will be late.

The time to worry is when they tell you it's their time of the month but it hasn't happened yet  Smile

Caused me a few scares with the wife!
 
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RE: Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:43 am

You should always treat a woman like a new carpet.
Lay her properly the first time and you can walk all over her for life  duck 
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CaptOveur
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RE: Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:35 pm

You clearly didn't learn too much about women...

I mean, you did get married.
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Brendan03
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RE: Things This Guy Learned While Dating In College

Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:43 pm

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 7):
Didn't say he ... all of them, just went on dates with them. If he did, all the more power to him.

I never said he did, I also didn't say that a girl needed to do as such with her many boyfriends either...

In one line he says "Treat a woman with respect" yet there's also the line about having relations with multiple woman... Interesting way to show respect

What happened to good old fashioned values, Least you could do is give it a few days before going onto the next girl
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