One of my favorite Leno spots is his Monday Night Headlines.
Tonight, I thought they were particularly good . . .
Here's a few:
"Missing, Australian Military Vehicle, valued at $74,000, is missing after being painted with camoflage"!
"Bridal Suite, $200 per night - (and in the fine print), extra person, $20".
"Convict Serving 2,000 year sentence faces more time"!
"Worlds oldest person dies at age 124, cause of death presently unknown"/
"Christmas Concert featuring the Moron Tabernacle Choir, Dec 21 and 24".
Advertisment for a "Dick Decorating Knife"
And one for me: "Deputies to watch 1,000 hours of Porn on Duty to see if it violates current porn law".