ANCFlyer
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Headlines

Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:05 pm

One of my favorite Leno spots is his Monday Night Headlines.

Tonight, I thought they were particularly good . . .

Here's a few:

"Missing, Australian Military Vehicle, valued at $74,000, is missing after being painted with camoflage"!

"Bridal Suite, $200 per night - (and in the fine print), extra person, $20".  Wow!

"Convict Serving 2,000 year sentence faces more time"!  crazy 

"Worlds oldest person dies at age 124, cause of death presently unknown"/  scratchchin 

"Christmas Concert featuring the Moron Tabernacle Choir, Dec 21 and 24".  ziplip 

Advertisment for a "Dick Decorating Knife"  faint 

And one for me: "Deputies to watch 1,000 hours of Porn on Duty to see if it violates current porn law".  bigthumbsup 

Enjoy.
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RE: Headlines

Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:09 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Thread starter):
"Deputies to watch 1,000 hours of Porn on Duty to see if it violates current porn law".

I wish I had the keys to the evidence room.
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RE: Headlines

Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:39 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Thread starter):
Deputies to watch 1,000 hours of Porn on Duty to see if it violates current porn law

That's like the police over here visiting a massage parlour over a period of 6 months or something to determine whether it's really a brothel.
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RE: Headlines

Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:42 pm

Quoting Oly720man (Reply 2):
That's like the police over here visiting a massage parlour over a period of 6 months or something to determine whether it's really a brothel.

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RE: Headlines

Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:09 am

Quoting Oly720man (Reply 2):
That's like the police over here visiting a massage parlour over a period of 6 months or something to determine whether it's really a brothel.

Must have been really, um, hard, work.  Silly
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