Pe@rson
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Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:33 am

Q: How many children with attention-deficit disorder does it take to
screw in a light bulb?

A: Let's ride bikes!
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
 
pilot kaz
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:39 am

I want that precious few seconds back.
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:39 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
Q: How many children with attention-deficit disorder does it take to
screw in a light bulb?

A: Let's ride bikes!

 banghead 
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skidmarks
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:53 am

I thought Pe@rson WAS the joke of the day!! Big grin

That was crap by the way James!

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Pe@rson
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:57 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
That was crap by the way James!

Noooo!
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
 
kiwiandrew

RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:59 am

I quite liked it ... at least as far as I got .. never actually made it to the punchline cos I got distrac ...
 
gkirk
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:59 am

Computer says No
How about going to Madrid.
Leaving 10 mins ago?
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Pe@rson
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:00 am

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 5):
never actually made it to the punchline cos I got distrac ...

 rotfl 
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
 
S12PPL
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:38 am

I'm just not going to open these threads anymore I think.
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:01 am

The scary thing is, that the title of this thread implies more could be on the way  Sad
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:12 am

Go to www.firefox.com, there's a plugin that filters certain content out webpages.
Open preferences, click new filter, write "Pe@rson". All threads by Pe@rson will be filtered out of Airliners.net

Kind of like a Spam filter, only more useful!

(and while you're at it, filter TheCoz, Cornish and GKirk too! Big grin )

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Aleksandar
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:06 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
I thought Pe@rson WAS the joke of the day!

He is. A bad one  yes 

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 1):
I want that precious few seconds back

I want them too  hissyfit 

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
That was crap by the way James!

It always is. Day, afer day, after day....  zzz 

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 10):
Open preferences, click new filter, write "Pe@rson".

or better solution:
 bomb   biggrin 
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:10 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
Q: How many children with attention-deficit disorder does it take to
screw in a light bulb?

A: Let's ride bikes!

Q: how many paedophilles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:One, but the whole of casualty to get it out again!
 
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:33 am

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 5):
I quite liked it ... at least as far as I got .. never actually made it to the punchline cos I got distrac ...

LOL!

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kiwiandrew

RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:41 am

Q. how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A. only two .... but don't ask me how they got in there
 
erikwilliam
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:17 am

Dude, how hard is it to google some employment agency in the uk??
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:20 am

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 15):
Dude, how hard is it to google some employment agency in the uk??

Thats the easy part, the Hard part is them finding work for you and then letting you down after keeping you waiting for 3 weeks and then failing to tell you your not needed  banghead 
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:24 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 16):
the Hard part is them finding work for you and then letting you down after keeping you waiting for 3 weeks and then failing to tell you your not needed

I belive that´s the nº1 rule for empolyment agencies around the globe

rule nº 2, we may or may not find you a job

edit: typo

[Edited 2006-02-01 21:24:54]
Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
 
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:35 am

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 12):
Q: how many paedophilles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:One, but the whole of casualty to get it out again!

nasty man, just nasty
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:36 am

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 14):
Q. how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A. only two .... but don't ask me how they got in there




LMFAO!!


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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:37 am

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 18):
Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 12):
Q: how many paedophilles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:One, but the whole of casualty to get it out again!

nasty man, just nasty

i know!
 
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:41 am

Did you hear about the man who put a condom on backwards?



He went.
 
kiwiandrew

RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1

Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:00 am

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 21):
Did you hear about the man who put a condom on backwards?



He went.

reminds me of the old classic


why is pee yellow and cum white ?

so that you can tell whether you are coming or going

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