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Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:51 pm

Found this interesting article today; The Sun Newspaper

JONAH FALCON has the world’s biggest willy at 13½in so you would think he’d be over the moon.
But millions of men can take heart — Jonah says the mammoth manhood has ruined his life.

And did you know there is even a support group; http://www.lpsg.org/
Geez there is a forum to discuss anything and everything on the internet.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:58 pm

I think all this talk of dick size is rather immature and pointless really. As long as it can produce sperm, I don't see the problem.

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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:00 pm

Oi, where´s John Holmes on that scale? *lol*

Read this in sw. newspaper, 34 cm´s, poor bloke. Guess he has to be horizontal to get it up, if he´s standing up he will faint from bloodloss to the brain.

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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:00 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 1):

Don't want to bust your balls, but a tallywhacker does not priduce sperm...
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:00 pm

He should try my sister in law. She could take one of him from the front and one in the back at the same time.  Wink
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:02 pm

Quoting BNE (Thread starter):
Geez there is a forum to discuss anything and everything on the internet

How would you know if Geez had a big one?  yuck   Wink
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:06 pm

To get a girlfriend around here, you have to have at least one of three things. You either must have a very flashy car, e.g. Ferrari or Porsche or something like that, or you must have plenty money, or you must have a 12" willy.

So here's my problem. My Fiesta hardly gets a female's pulse racing, I'm no millionaire by any stretch of the imagination, and there's absolutely no way on earth I'm going to cut 3 inches off my pride and joy.
 
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:13 pm

Quoting Euclid (Reply 6):
My Fiesta hardly gets a female's pulse racing, I'm no millionaire by any stretch of the imagination, and there's absolutely no way on earth I'm going to cut 3 inches off my pride and joy.

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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:18 pm

Quoting Euclid (Reply 6):
So here's my problem. My Fiesta hardly gets a female's pulse racing, I'm no millionaire by any stretch of the imagination, and there's absolutely no way on earth I'm going to cut 3 inches off my pride and joy.

 Big grin

Here is my opinion to the whole subject:

penis_1138931353-160-7472.jpg

To be honest, I don't have a problem with my size, some girls called it "big", but no one has ever complained that it was too big. (It can be too big, like a 20-ton-truck can be too big for a garage designed for normal cars. Then it is nicer to have a S Daimler than a golf, but the S is also better than the truck.)
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:23 pm

can you imagine having a cock that big!!.......i'd be so proud of it!
i'd never put it away! i'd be showin it off all the time! lol
 
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:23 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 4):
He should try my sister in law. She could take one of him from the front and one in the back at the same time.

FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION!! Big grin

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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:29 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 10):
FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!

So, you want me to set you up on a date ?  Wink
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:31 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 11):
So, you want me to set you up on a date ?

I have standards, albeit low ones!! Big grin

Oh, and a wife Big grin

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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:33 pm

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 9):
can you imagine having a cock that big!!.......i'd be so proud of it!
i'd never put it away! i'd be showin it off all the time! lol

I dont need to imagine  Wink
 
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:34 pm

Remember the old adage:

Its not the size of your pencil, its how you write your name.


Having said that, I have a very large pencil Big grin
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:38 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 14):
Having said that, I have a very large pencil

Oh dear. I hope this doesnt degenerate into a "Mines bigger than yours" thread!! LOL Big grin

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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:42 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
"Mines bigger than yours"

No it isn't.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:44 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 4):
He should try my sister in law. She could take one of him from the front and one in the back at the same time.

So how did you find out about that?  eyebrow 
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:48 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 16):
No it isn't.

Yes it is...
 
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:53 pm

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 18):
Yes it is...

No it isn't.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:55 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 16):
No it isn't.

Mines worn down from use - and not by the use of my palm Big grin

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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:56 pm

Quoting ZakHH (Reply 17):
So how did you find out about that?

I can understand your query.

Lets put it this way. She makes it quite clear, usually with a few beverages to "loosen" her up, that she "needs" a large man. And her stories, again when  drunk , have given her a reputation.

She's a no-holes barred woman...she lets it all hang out.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:59 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 20):
Mines worn down from use

Nonsense. It shrivles with age.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:00 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 22):
Nonsense. It shrivles with age.

It does not!  Wink
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:03 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 22):
Nonsense. It shrivles with age.

I thought muscles got bigger and stronger the more you used them
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:06 pm

This is OLD News man , it was in the paper ages ago



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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:07 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 24):
I thought muscles got bigger and stronger the more you used them

Precisely. As Skidmarks' piece of meat is used only annually, it has shrivled - as it does with age. Mine, however, is a completely different story - it was always small.  Wink Only joking. I can't really tell you - they'd be mass suicides and I wouldn't eant that.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:07 pm

Anyone notice this?

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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:08 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 26):
Precisely. As Skidmarks' piece of meat is used only annually, it has shrivled - as it does with age. Mine, however, is a completely different story - it was always small. Only joking. I can't really tell you - they'd be mass suicides and I wouldn't eant that.

Since when has laughing your head off been called suicide Wink
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:10 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 24):
I thought muscles got bigger and stronger the more you used them

and if it was a muscle it probably would. Though it would be very distracting at the gym with those wishing to build their body in that area. Imagine the exercise machines.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:10 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 28):
Since when has laughing your head off been called suicide

That's right, boy, keep it up.  Wink
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:16 pm

I don't know how they made up the claim that 9" soft and 13 1/2" erect is the world's longest willy. I've seen some others IRL that were bigger than that.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:21 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 30):
That's right, boy, keep it up.

Well personally I've never had a problem keeping it up  Wink






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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:56 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 31):
I don't know how they made up the claim that 9" soft and 13 1/2" erect is the world's longest willy. I've seen some others IRL that were bigger than that.

You have?

Hanging out with the Masai mara lately?

But come on. Penile perception is always a bit over the top. Most guys who think they're packing 8 are actually packing about 6.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:43 am

Quoting Euclid (Reply 6):
or you must have a 12" willy.

Why do guys think that?? it's a myth, it really is...

NO GIRL wants a monster, trust me... it's more likely to hurt than feel good, I can guarantee that... :/

Anatomy lessons here... a big one is more likely to hit the cervix. Hitting cervix = paaaain... fuuuul... at least for the girl...

You're more likely to lose your girlfriend over a big one than a little one, trust me...

Women are happier with average/slightly over average sizes  Wink I think I speak for 99.9% here- and the rest probably like to self-inflict pain  Silly
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:45 am

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 33):
You have?

Yup, and they were a bit sensitive about it, saying that no one ever knew what to do with it once they got a hold of it. I gave it my best shot, though.  Wink
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:56 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 27):
Anyone notice this?

I did! I was going to ask about that too. Poor Sienna Miller AND the nanny.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:58 am

Isnt it interesting that his Mama named him Jonah?

I mean, what's that all about?

And given that he lives with her, it must make for an awkward Oedipal relationship of sorts.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:18 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 16):
No it isn't.

Come on, James. Face the truth. Everyone's is  Wink
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:19 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 1):
Mr. .5" James.

NOTE THE POINT 5". It's .5" HALF AN INCH. NOT 5". Thanks.  Smile
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:22 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 39):

You wanted to say 3''  Silly
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:31 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 32):
Somebody had to say it.....

Beat me to it Wink

For those of you wanting to read up the the topic, try this;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size

The graph on the right is especially useful.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:49 am

Well, mine is big enough to make me happy, and that's what really counts....right?
 mischievous 

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 35):
and they were a bit sensitive about it, saying that no one ever knew what to do with it once they got a hold of it. I gave it my best shot, though.

(tosses yellow flag) Illegal and gross misuse of play-on-words....15 yards and loss of down!  Wink
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:52 am

Quoting DL021 (Reply 42):
15 yards

 Wow!

I'm not THAT much of a size queen.  Wink
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:55 am

Quoting DL021 (Reply 42):
Well, mine is big enough to make me happy

Shouldn't that read mine is big enough to make someone else happy?

Back to the guy though. I doubt that's his problem. He makes Cosec59 look attractive!!!!   

What we need is a woman's perspective to tell us if thirteen and a half is too big.  Wink

[Edited 2006-02-03 18:58:08]
 
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:05 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 34):
NO GIRL wants a monster, trust me... it's more likely to hurt than feel good, I can guarantee that

The voice of experience speaking there Jap??
 
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:18 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 43):
I'm not THAT much of a size queen.

OK..knock that off!  scared   Silly
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:28 am

Man! Just when you think you've heard it all...

I am curious, however, to know how it has been determined that he has the biggest dick in the world. Has everyone been measured? I mean, I'm very happy with what I've got; I've had several compliments and even a couple of complaints ("my jaw is coming unhinged," that sort of thing) but I don't recall anyone from the Sun drop to their knees in front of me with a tape measure.
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:59 am

Instead of banging all these people when he was young he should have been in the valley making movies. He could have made a fortune! Boogie nights all over again!
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RE: Huge Manhood A Curse

Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:04 am

Quoting BigOrange (Reply 45):
The voice of experience speaking there Jap??

Not really, no. I know that girls feel that way though (sex shouldn't feel like childbirth, should it?)... I think every girl rolls her eyes when she hears the "it's gotta be big" comments.  Wink
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