MYT332
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Best Dumb Quotes

Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:56 pm

"Reversing, it's the way forward!"

After this classic statement from Dazultra yesterday as we successfully reversed parked in a multi story car park I got wondering what other stupid one liners people have heard recently?

Hopefully this page won't be full of Bush speeches but it's Friday, I'm bored and want a laugh.  Smile
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gkirk
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:00 pm

Rhaa.
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pilot kaz
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:01 pm

From A340600 at ZRH

Quoting ZRH+meeting+%28sam%29" class=quote target=_blank>ZRH meeting (sam) (Reply none):
Sam - "I don't like touch screen cockpits, I like flicking knobs".

Sam - "I always wanted to fly a little pink fokker"
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PlymSpotter
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:05 pm

Just speak to Kaz, she came up with several gems in ZRH;

'These trains are so train like'.
'Switzlandish people'.

On msn in the evenings my friends have been coming up with such insane sentences and quotes that a whole web page has been devoted to them;
http://www.quotes.srjm.co.uk/

Dan Smile
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:00 am

"Do the chickens have large talons?" - Napolean Dynamite

 rotfl 

KPDX  Smile
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BCAL
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:10 am

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr X was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
MOL on SRB's latest attack at BA: "It's like a little Chihuahua barking at a dying Labrador. Nobody cares."
 
RichardPrice
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:13 am

Bash.org

Thats all I have to say on this matter  Smile
 
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:32 am

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Haha! Great idea Big grin
 
Matt72033
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:34 am

Quoting BCAL (Reply 5):

did you get the court quotes email too? lol
 
kiwiandrew

RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:49 pm

I do remember the girlfriend of an old flatmate of mine coming out with the following comment after we watched a rerun of "All quiet on the Western front"


she said ......


"I never knew that there was a WWI as well as a WWII"

we just sat there in stunned amazement for about 5 seconds before collapsing on the floor laughing ... and for the record , yes , she was blonde
 
Christa
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:16 pm

Gareth Jenkings, the coach of the Llanelli Scarlets rugby team states before a match...

"The only way to beat the opposition that you're playing is by scoring more points than them"

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Chris
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BCAL
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:48 am

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 8):
did you get the court quotes email too? lol

Sure did and I am still laughing at some of the dumbest things said in Court

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MOL on SRB's latest attack at BA: "It's like a little Chihuahua barking at a dying Labrador. Nobody cares."
 
Twistedwhisper
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:46 am

Said by my colleague a couple of years ago:
"I get scared when I play with my self in the dark"

Background:
We had a new manager, Mark. He was from South Africa and only spoke English. My colleague was not great at English (and still isn't) but he tried to explain to Mark why he doesn't play games like Alien at night.

What he meant was:
"I easily get scared when I play by myself in a dark room"


Said by Mark:
We've caught him shagging the doorknob!

Background: We found out that one of the managers at work had manipulated his figures to make them look better. Embarrassing for him.


Said by a customer:
"Well, the pallet weighs 30 kilos, and then there are two beds weighing 30 kilos each. That's 60 kilos all together!"

Well I never... 30+30+30=60
Read between the lines.
 
seb146
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:51 am

Bush I: "My doctor told me to relax. He's the one. My doctor. He told me. He said 'relax'."

GO CANUCKS!!
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Logan22L
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:02 am

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Quayle/

You may want to bookmark this home page (top left).
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Gilligan
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RE: Best Dumb Quotes

Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:03 am

Lawyer:"and the farmers cow was on the tracks when you ran it over?"

Engineer:"No, it was in the middle of the bloody field, the train jumped the tracks all by itself and before I could shout a warning it snuck up on the cow and strangled it death!"

Pilot to Operations: "What time does the 5:30 to Phoenix leave today?"
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