ndebelebev
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Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:59 am

Ok this is an I'm bored thread.....

The other day a colleague of mine asked me if I could have sex with anyone in the whole world or go on the flight of my choice which would I choose?

Of course I chose the flight coz it would probably last longer  bigthumbsup 

Now what would you choose and who with or what flight????

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sean377
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:00 am

How about having sex on that flight?
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jap
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:02 am

Both?  drool 

Pleeeeeeease?
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cosec59
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:02 am

Quoting Ndebelebev (Thread starter):
Now what would you choose and who with or what flight????

Could the mile high club be involved?  smirk 
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aloges
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:02 am

Quoting Sean377 (Reply 1):
How about having sex on that flight?

Precisely my thoughts, I even mistook the title of this thread as "Sex On A Flight......?"  Silly

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MYT332
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:03 am

I can and do buy both of them regularly so this thread is pointless.

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ndebelebev
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:04 am

Quoting Sean377 (Reply 1):
How about having sex on that flight?



Quoting Jap (Reply 2):
Both?

Pleeeeeeease?



Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 3):
Could the mile high club be involved?

No only one or the other.......
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:06 am

What's SEX?

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jap
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:06 am

hmm... sex then Big grin

I like flying... but honestly  Silly
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MYT332
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:07 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 7):
What's SEX?

signed,
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It's that thing I do with my horse every wednesday.

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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:07 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 5):
I can and do buy both of them regularly so this thread is pointless.

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AirPacific747
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:08 am

sex.. especially if I could choose whoever I wanted to have sex with :P
 
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:10 am

Quoting Ndebelebev (Thread starter):
Sex Or A Flight......?

Oooohhhhh......... I read this as sex ON a flight ....... never mind ......
 
VSlover
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:14 am

sex.

i could catch the flight later
 
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:15 am

Hmmm.. interesting question. I would say both. Sex in the cockpit...sounds hot.

But if it only came to choosing one, I would take the flight. It would to be somewhere, where several connections would be needed just to get there.   

[Edited 2006-02-06 20:17:27]
 
DeltaGuy
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:20 am

Well, since I can bring my right hand along on the flight, I'd say the flight then.

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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:33 am

How about Sex IN-flight. :p
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fspilot747
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:39 am

How about f*ck the flight. Really. I mean, if you're actually having trouble deciding..
 
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:19 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 5):
I can and do buy both of them regularly so this thread is pointless.

Your death gets slower Alex! {devil]

Who needs sex? I'd rather have the flight - its less effort, lasts longer and goes futher Big grin

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crjflyer35
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:31 am

My choices would be between canoodling with Kate Beckinsale and her wardrobe from Underworld, or a BA First class from Hong Kong to ORD via LHR.

I'd go with the flight, after your first time, sex is sex, my fiance is just as good as Kate Beckinsale, the BA flight would be more memorable.
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kiwiinoz
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:02 am

Look I know we're all enthusiasts and get excited by aviation, but come on! 10 hours sitting on a plane versus sex with ANYONE?

You couldn't drag me onto that plane
 
halls120
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:03 am

Quoting VSLover (Reply 13):
sex.

i could catch the flight later

 checkmark 

Quoting Crjflyer35 (Reply 19):
My choices would be between canoodling with Kate Beckinsale and her wardrobe from Underworld, or a BA First class from Hong Kong to ORD via LHR.

I'd go with the flight, after your first time, sex is sex, my fiance is just as good as Kate Beckinsale, the BA flight would be more memorable.

You can always buy a first class ticket. You can't always have sex with Kate Beckinsale, and how do you know your fiance is just as good???  biggrin 
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kmh1956
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:43 am

Looooong flight on a luxurious private jet with all the amenities, and Viggo Mortensen.....please.
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Pe@rson
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:46 am

What a stupid question! There is only one answer! FLIGHT! Why? Because I can't get a woman - they wouldn't have me.  Sad

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FlyKev
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:01 am

Hmm, depeneds what the flight is, and how attractive the woman is...
I mena if we are talking a ryanair flight, then Sex. If we are talking a F class SQ flight, then the flight wins.
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:21 am

Quoting Ndebelebev (Thread starter):
Of course I chose the flight coz it would probably last longer

ROFLMAO


OK, I need further clarification first.... re: the flight, am I a passenger or and I flying the commercial airliner?
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:23 am

sex...at least when you get stripped, you get something out of it.
 
liedetectors
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:56 am

seriously, this question does not need to be asked. i'll just leave it with a "The best things in life are free" and then add the qualifier "at least for most of us"
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:15 pm

I guess I'm gunna be the odd man out here and say I'd take the flight.




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Aviation
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:40 pm

Quoting Ndebelebev (Thread starter):
Of course I chose the flight

Thats a little sad aint it  Wink



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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:24 pm

I'm suprised no one has mentioned a flight on lynxjet  Wink Big grin
 
gunsontheroof
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:39 pm

Sex. Anyone who answers differently is insane. Peace to Denmark.
 
dc10s4ever
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:40 pm

Well I guess it depends on who the sex is with, compaired to the type of aircraft and the class of service.

Say if the sex was to be with Jessica Alba or a Y flight on WN in a 737...Jessica wins

Say the sex with with Rosanne Barr, compared to First Class on SQ on a 744, hello SQ!
 
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:51 pm

Quoting Sean377 (Reply 1):
How about having sex on that flight?

 yes 

Quoting Jap (Reply 2):
Both?

 yes 

Quoting Ndebelebev (Reply 6):
No only one or the other.......

It's not fair hissyfit 

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 18):
Who needs sex?

Definitely not you. After all, sex at 95 can ruin your heart

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 23):
Because I can't get a woman - they wouldn't have me.

I absolutely agree with this quote. You finally publicly admitted that women simply run away from you  wink  . But do not despair, life of a monk could be good for you.
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whitehatter
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:56 pm

Why not just take the flight and bang one off in the toilet?

Same result and no having to make breakfast afterwards because it gets served to you!
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Euclid
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:12 pm

The flight.

I can already have sex with anyone in the world, all I have to do is close my eyes and think of anyone I want to while going at it with the girlfriend.

Let's face it, my girlfriend, Reese Witherspoon, Liv Tyler or who ever else you wanna think of, if you close your eyes it all feels the same anyway.
 
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:56 pm

Quoting Euclid (Reply 35):
The flight.

I can already have sex with anyone in the world, all I have to do is close my eyes and think of anyone I want to while going at it with the girlfriend.

Let's face it, my girlfriend, Reese Witherspoon, Liv Tyler or who ever else you wanna think of, if you close your eyes it all feels the same anyway.

rotfl Big grin try to tell that to your girlfriend and see what happens Big grin
 
Euclid
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:04 am

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 36):
try to tell that to your girlfriend and see what happens

Errrr....no! I'd rather not take that chance. Getting it on with the girlfriend while pretending to be banging some or other actress or model still beats the heck out of pretending the same thing while getting it on with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters.
 
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:11 am

Sex, with someone so far I'd have to take the plane to meet her  Smile
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Matt27
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:40 am

SEX!

Flying is great, but I prefer sex!
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cfcuq
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:04 am

Could we change the title to the Scot's version "Sex or a Fight" ? Big grin
 
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:01 am

Quoting Ndebelebev (Thread starter):
Now what would you choose and who with or what flight????

Hmmmm......well, I guess I'd have to say that both would be very very nice.... the flight would last...and as far as sex...well you can make that last long or just do it more than once while on the flight!!! LMAO

Hey, you've got to be creative....  yes 

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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:47 am

Quoting Sean377 (Reply 1):
How about having sex on that flight?

Em...........that would be the ultimate...........but likely to never happen .....so SEX is my answer !!!!

Claire  Wink
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Pe@rson
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:59 am

With all this talk of sex so close to bed time, how am I to sleep?
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:01 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 43):
With all this talk of sex so close to bed time, how am I to sleep?

Alcohol.

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sunshine79
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:03 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 43):
With all this talk of sex so close to bed time, how am I to sleep?

Did you really have to ask that question???

You'll have to think of something to take your mind off it, or do something to get the thought out of your system like play solitaire  Silly

[Edited 2006-02-08 01:10:03]
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:07 am

Quoting Sunshine79 (Reply 45):
Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 43):
With all this talk of sex so close to bed time, how am I to sleep?

Did you really have to ask that question???

Well, I have now asked it. How am I to sleep? Will I be on my side? On my front? On my back?  Sad  Silly Unless, Sunshine79, you know of a better cure?  Wink
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:11 am

Quoting Sunshine79 (Reply 45):
You'll have to think of something to take your mind off it, or do something to get the thought out of your system like play solitaire

That is code for a good time with you, no?  Wow!  Wink
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ABfemme
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:27 am

Er....Sunshine79 you'd be really pushed if he really lived in Iraq !! Lol

 Wink
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RE: Sex Or A Flight......?

Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:54 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 5):
I can and do buy both of them regularly so this thread is pointless.

So what frequent CRYER program is that?

sh*t, now I have to respond...
I prefer sex over a flight because with sex you have the highlight of it at the end, on a flight you only get the highlight at T/O.

BTW;
In Flemish-Dutch we translate getting laid directly with "getting off the ground"!
"van grond gaan!"

[Edited 2006-02-08 01:55:21]
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