rodge
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Explain This One To Your Boss....

Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:49 pm

How would you explain This to the owner.
Smile
 
NoUFO
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:58 pm

"I just didn't want to come late."
I support the right to arm bears
 
VH-KCT*
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:36 pm

"Get your house off the threshold, fool."
I am The Stig
 
skidmarks
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:41 pm

"oops, sorry, my foot slipped!"

Andy  old 
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
oly720man
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:45 pm

Well you did say "bring your bird"
wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
 
jap
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:48 pm

"..oops"

fillerfillerfiller
Scandinavian chick with a scandinavian horse- oh yeah! :D
 
DFWLandingPath
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:53 pm

"It was like that when I got here..."

DFWLandingPath
 
IAH777
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:34 pm

"Damn, in-flight dinners have gotten difficult to come by."
 
Thom@s
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:33 pm

Co pilot: "Bless you..."

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
erikwilliam
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:45 pm

I was in pain and had to take a dump.
Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
 
EGGD
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:08 am

"Just thought i'd 'drop' in for a chat"
 
cfalk
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:35 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 8):
Co pilot: "Bless you..."

The only thing you should feel when shooting a terrorist: Recoil.
 
jush
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:15 am

You always wanted to extend your house, didn't you?

Regds
jush
There is one problem with airbus. Though their products are engineering marvels they lack passion, completely.
 
desertjets
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:20 am

"That'll buff right out"
Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
 
cosec59
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:24 am

Sorry, but the pizza delivery guy normally turns up on a moped
Rules are for the obedience of fools but for the guidance of wise men
 
texan
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:50 am

"All we promised was that the food would be here in 30 minutes or less."
"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
 
flyingbabydoc
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:51 am

"Sir, we always deliver the documents directly at the office, ASAP."
Marriage is the art of turning a lover into a relative
 
xORDLLAA
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:19 am

hmmmm.... so that was Christmas tree in your living room, not a PAPI lights !!!
life is beautiful...
 
stuckinMAF
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:16 am

"That concludes the engine failure portion of your training. Bring me your logbook and I'll sign your time."
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud
 
jamesbuk
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Joined: Mon May 02, 2005 11:52 pm

RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:29 am

Instuctor - "Your not flying in FS2004 now so no the buildings arent fly through"

Student - "ill remember that for next time guv'ner"


Instructor - "When you were cleared for touch and go it didnt mean that you try and touch the houses on the way"



Rgds --James--
You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
 
bongo
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:07 am

" I wanna be like John Travolta ! With my a/c on the living room ! "
MDE: First airport in the Americas visited by the A380!
 
backfire
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Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:01 am

RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:22 am

That's what you get for not fitting your house with TCAS.
 
IAH777
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:35 am

"Honey! Turn off the microwave! Its sending out ILS again!"
 
CO7e7
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:54 am

"It was the Co-pilot i swear!"
 
Sabena332
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:59 am

"I am in training at Lufthansa Flight Training"  duck 

Patrick
NZ1's mother is a disgusting crack-whore and his father is a worthless alcoholic!
 
LSPA
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RE: Explain This One To Your Boss....

Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:59 am

Well the pilot has a PPL license: Park Plane in Livingroom
~reach for the sky!

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