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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:40 pm

who the hell is Chuck Norris?
 
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:45 pm

www.chucknorris.com

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
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whitehatter
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:00 pm

Quoting Nighthawk (Thread starter):
who the hell is Chuck Norris?

American muscleboy actor with a seriously bad mullet
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:06 pm

He is a ranger from Texas  Wink
 
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:43 pm

The man of a thousand faces, all of them the same...
 
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:47 pm

Just for asking that question, you should be roundhouse-kicked,tsk tsk tsk.
 
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:55 pm

Chuck Norris can speak braille...

When chuck norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet... the water gets chuck norris!

Chuck norris doesn't have a house... a house has chuck norris...

WHO IS HE?



... probably not human, but ok...  Wink
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:58 pm

Chuck Norris is the official punisher for openers of senseless threads on a.net. Thus, you'll meet him soon.
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:39 pm

Y'all just remember...... HE'S FROM TEXAS!!!!
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:54 pm

Quoting StuckinMAF (Reply 11):
Y'all just remember...... HE'S FROM TEXAS!!!!

And wears spandex... hmm... must be related to a certain president  Silly
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:00 pm

i read the wikipedia on him before i posted. Hes done sod all. why is he so warshipped on the net?
 
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:03 pm

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 13):
i read the wikipedia on him before i posted. Hes done sod all. why is he so warshipped on the net?

It's just one of those internet jokes/trends that goes around for a while, dies, comes back in the form of a cheap movie (que Napoleon Dyanmite) or vice versa.
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:03 am

He plays walker texas ranges and is a black belt in his style of Martial Arts. Not someone to mess with
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:04 am

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 14):

It's just one of those internet jokes/trends that goes around for a while, dies, comes back in the form of a cheap movie (que Napoleon Dyanmite) or vice versa.

I think most of the 'facts' have applied to Mr T at some point as well, too!
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:11 am

Quoting Nighthawk (Thread starter):
who the hell is Chuck Norris?

He is the guy who just killed you with a roundhouse kick

Quoting WhiteHatter (Reply 4):
American muscleboy actor with a seriously bad mullet

Um, I wouldn't exactly call Chuck Norris a muscleboy (or an actor for that matter). He is more of an athletic, but not big, type
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:13 am

Quoting StuckinMAF (Reply 11):
Y'all just remember...... HE'S FROM TEXAS!!!!

Two things wrong there. First, "y'all" is not a legal contraction or proper English in anyway. Second, he is actually from Ryan, Oklahoma and grew up in Torrance, California

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Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:17 am

Quoting N1120A (Reply 17):
He is the guy who just killed you with a roundhouse kick

Hahaha, good one. We have a bunch of "Chuck Norris Facts" up in our dorm hall...things like:

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris was there, then it is probably covered in blood and tears.

The cure for cancer is in Chuck Norris' tears. Too bad he doesn't cry.


Things like that....somewhat entertaining to read.
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:25 am

Quoting CPH-R (Reply 7):
The man of a thousand faces, all of them the same...

 rotfl  LOL LMAO good one.

Chuck Norris made the worst movies ever. He is complete rubbish.
I don't if his series Walker Texas Ranger is any good, but i guess it's not.

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Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:29 am

Quoting StuckinMAF (Reply 11):
Y'all just remember...... HE'S FROM TEXAS!!!!

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Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:21 am

Looking at that picture, I think I remember him from when he was in the BeeGee's.
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:57 am

He's an idiot. His TV series bombed. It was over acted, and over hyped. It never was nearly as good as Norris thought it was.

I'm just sorry we have to see re-runs of it on USA, etc. Conan O'Brian used to have fun with it on his show. The clips showed just how stupid his show was.

Quoting StuckinMAF (Reply 11):

Y'all just remember...... HE'S FROM TEXAS!!!!

Whoopie. Is that supposed to intimidate us? I know Bush sure intimidates me, and he's from Texass.

Quoting Civ4b2fan (Reply 15):
He plays walker texas ranges and is a black belt in his style of Martial Arts. Not someone to mess with

Again. Whoopie. The man is from Texass...That should be his true fault.
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:14 am

My fav....
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:19 am

Quoting Jush (Reply 20):
Chuck Norris made the worst movies ever. He is complete rubbish.

Aw come on, how can you NOT love the recurring line in the mid-80s film Invasion USA:

"It's Time To Die"
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:24 am

Quoting S12PPL (Reply 23):


Whoopie. Is that supposed to intimidate us? I know Bush sure intimidates me, and he's from Texass.



Quoting S12PPL (Reply 23):
Again. Whoopie. The man is from Texass...That should be his true fault.

Everybody, stop insulting Chuck Norris. He was born in Ryan, Oklahoma and grew up in Torrance, California. Anymore mention of Texas and Chuck Norris in the same sentence will bring about a series of roundhouse kicks from the man himself.  Silly
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:31 am

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Oh man, thats funny!
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:37 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 12):
And wears spandex... hmm... must be related to a certain president

James Garfield?

Norris was big back in the 1980's doing martial arts-ish movies, and really set the stage for Van-Damme and Segal later.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

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Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:38 am

He was Bruce Lee's punching bag.

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Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:47 am

Chuck Norris went into McDonald's at 10:35am and ordered breakfast, when they refused to serve him he roundhouse kicked the place into a Burger King!

(Ignore if your country's McD serves breakfast all day)
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:55 am

Quoting S12PPL (Reply 23):
I know Bush sure intimidates me, and he's from Texass.

Bush was born in Connecticutt, stop trying to make him seem like he's from here!

Quoting N1120A (Reply 26):
Everybody, stop insulting Chuck Norris. He was born in Ryan, Oklahoma and grew up in Torrance, California. Anymore mention of Texas and Chuck Norris in the same sentence will bring about a series of roundhouse kicks from the man himself.

For some reason he considers Texas home now. Ocassionally filmed in my neighborhood. Great shots of him driving his pickup truck up and down an alley  Silly

And since every opportunity is a great opportunity to insult Oklahoma, do you know why Texas has not drifted into the middle of the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks.

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Quoting Texan (Reply 32):
Bush was born in Connecticutt, stop trying to make him seem like he's from here!

Yeah, but the man claims he's from Texas, and touts it like it's the greatest thing on the plannet. It's Texas that needs to dis-own him if you guys truely are embarassed that he claims to be from there  Smile
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In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,

'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,

When you're in Texas, look behind you,

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.


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