ilikeyyc
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Bumper Stickers For A.netters

Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:37 pm

In the spirit of David Letterman's Top Ten List, I give you the top ten bumper stickers for A.netters:

#10- TedTAce

#9- ANCFlyer

#8- StuckinMAF

#7- GKirk

#6- SuperFly

#5- Logan22L

#4- Falcon84

#3- UTAFlyingHigh

#2- LHMark

#1- 95% of A.net
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RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:07 pm

 bigthumbsup  bigthumbsup  bigthumbsup  bigthumbsup  bigthumbsup 

Excellent!
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RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:19 pm

what about one that says "747 Butts Drive Me Nuts"? I 'd put that on my car.

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RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:35 pm

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Thread starter):

Cheers.
 
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RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:51 pm

Quoting AirTran737 (Reply 2):
"747 Butts Drive Me Nuts"? I 'd put that on my car.

 eyepopping 

Quoting Gunsontheroof (Reply 3):
Cheers.

Cheers!
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RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:48 pm

"Honk if you have flown on the A300/A310/A319/A320/A321/A330/A340/A380/B707/B727/B737/B747/B757/B767/B777/MD80/MD90/MD81/MD87/MD11/DC9/DC10"

You'd need a fairly wide bumper like...

Thom@s
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RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:23 pm

Sabena332##


can include me in that, no probs
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RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:26 pm

I saw the best bumper stickers a few days ago at the Windsor/Detroit border station. In front of us was a Chevy Blazer from Texas, it had the following bumper stickers:

  • "My SUV loves Iraqi Oil"


  • and

  • "Texas is bigger than France"


  •  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

    Patrick
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:14 am

    I saw one today that is going to be my new signature:

    I Love Animals. They're Delicious.
     
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:25 am

    "Gas, Grass, or Ass: No One Rides For Free".....I thought I was the only one who remembered that bumper sticker from the 70's. I still laugh every time I think of it.

    Tom at MSY
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    ilikeyyc
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:23 am

    Ok, Srbmod, here is your sticker:



    But a better one might be:

    Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
     
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:31 pm

    Ouahahaha !



    Unfortunately this is so true after paying for our new foolish property Sad

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    Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:45 am




     
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:51 am

    Quoting Srbmod (Reply 8):
    I saw one today that is going to be my new signature:

    I Love Animals. They're Delicious.

    The place where I buy lunchmeat and steaks have t-shirts that read:

    - PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
    - There's room for all of God's creatures...right next to my mashed potatoes
    And the winner for best actress is....REESE WITHERSPOON for 'Walk the Line'!!!!!!!!
     
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:52 am

    I used to have "Canada: the largest French speaking population to never surrender to the Germans" on my Durango.

    YOWza
     
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:57 am

    Only sticker I ever allowed on my old truck:

    "Doing my part to piss off the religious right"
    "The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
     
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:47 am

    JCS17 -
    Guns don't shoot people; Dick Cheney does!
     
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:00 am

    Quoting Ilikeyyc (Thread starter):
    #8- StuckinMAF

    OMG, that's funny as hell! And right on, too! Thanks so much for sharing, I'm quite flattered that you thought of me!
    "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud
     
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:48 pm

    I have this one on my truck . . . I bought twenty of them a number of years ago at the Patton Museum at Ft. Know. Each time it wear out, or I replace the vehicle, it is replaced:

    Drive Defensively, Buy a Tank
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:28 pm

    Quoting WarthogLover (Reply 16):
    WarthogLover

    I would have used that except for the fact that the same 'sticker is in my signature on Fleetbuzz.

    Quoting StuckinMAF (Reply 17):
    OMG, that's funny as hell! And right on, too! Thanks so much for sharing, I'm quite flattered that you thought of me!

    Your welcome. I prefer the other version that reads, "Gun control means you can hit your target" or something like that. I lived in MAF many years ago and ironicaly that is where I first learned how to shoot a gun when I was a kid.
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:27 am

     rotfl 

    Truthfully, I probably only lasted 10 minutes.
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:18 am

    Good one, dude. That's some funny stuff.

    Quoting Logan22L (Reply 20):
    Truthfully, I probably only lasted 10 minutes

    that's not what your ex said about you and sex.....according to her it was more like about 2 min......oh, that sticker was about giving it up, not endurance......  Wink
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:24 am

    Can anyone make one for Pe@rson? Such as "I fly Ryanair, so this is how I get to the airport!"
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:35 am

    Here are a few I've had in my "Temp File" for a long time . . . I've bolded my favorites:

    * Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.

    * Learn from your parents’ mistakes - use birth control.

    * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

    * He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

    * It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

    * Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

    * Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

    * I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

    * All men are idiots, and I married their King.

    * Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

    * Montana-At least our cows are sane!

    * Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

    * Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

    * Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

    * OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

    * Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

    * I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

    * Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

    * Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

    * Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

    * Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

    * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

    * Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

    * Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

    * We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.

    * Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

    * Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

    * Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

    * Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

    * There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.

    * Keep honking...I’m reloading
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:39 am

    Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 23):
    OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

     rotfl  That one is the best!

    Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 23):
    There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.

    Likewise: There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't.
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:44 am



    Harry
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:26 pm

    I like "Jesus thinks you're an a$$hole too"


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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:38 pm

    A few of mine include
    "I brake for tailgaters"
    "My other house is the airport"
    "Nix on Nixon" (Yes, my dad put it on my 1967 Bug)
    "I'm not driving fast, I'm flying low."
    From YVR
     
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:08 am

    My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird.

    Flying Saucers are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.

    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:56 am

    Dyslexic's Untie!
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:46 am

    Quoting Thom@s (Reply 5):
    "Honk if you have flown on the A300/A310/A319/A320/A321/A330/A340/A380/B707/B727/B737/B747/B757/B767/B777/MD80/MD90/MD81/MD87/MD11

    I'd well put that on my car for a laugh, or how about
    'my other car is an A380'? I know i am just 14 but all the good ones are taken and i am too tired to think of any good ones.
    First Class passengers are my favourites. They can't get any further forward without an ATPL.
     
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    Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:11 am






    Texan
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:30 am

    - The probability of you being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

    - My kid can kick your honor students ass.

    - If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
     
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    RE: Bumper Stickers For A.netters

    Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:53 am

    Mine has one that is a double entendre (or triple, depending on how well you know me):

    Read any good books lately?
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