Pe@rson
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Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:28 am

Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?































A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
 
skidmarks
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:31 am

Dear god, you have learnt nothing from countless bans have you boy!!!!!! Big grin

hehehe, had to titter over that one!

Andy  old 

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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:33 am

HAHA  rotfl 
Thats pretty darn good!

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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:45 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Roll on MAN 2006!

Can I be the first to hit him? Big grin
 
skidmarks
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:46 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 3):
Can I be the first to hit him?

Nah, get in the queue! Big grin

Andy  old 
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Pe@rson
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:46 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 3):
Can I be the first to hit him?

I won't hit you back: I don't hit women.  Wow!
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
 
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:06 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

disgusting - you get worse !  Wink
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BDKLEZ
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:06 am

I notice he's aged as well since the ban, 56-65 and now from Wales!
Maybe it was the stress and frustration of "no a.net" coupled with his love of sheep....???

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EWROwznj00
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:12 am

Can I pose the joke, Why do tampoons have strings? Or is that worthy of a ban? I guess I'll find out.
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:21 am

hahahaha, that's nasty!  rotfl 

Quoting EWROwznj00 (Reply 8):
Or is that worthy of a ban?

Doubt it is after this  Wink go ahead!
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EWROwznj00
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:42 am

So you have something to floss with.
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RE: Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day

Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:44 am

That jokes was tasteless and rough, I loved it! Here's another:
Why do tampons have strings?














So you can floss after you eat!


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