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Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:06 am

Pe@rson recently returned from his 'holiday', and continues to waste server space.  Wink Big grin

How do you propose we get rid of him?  silly 
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:11 am

What about a witch hunt? Complete with Witch-Finder General and burning at the stake! Big grin

Banco can be the Witch-Finder, Cornish the Judge and I'm sure we could manage to scrape up 12 good men and true for a jury. Well, maybe not, not in here! But think of the flames licking up around his battered body, consuming him slowly like he's been driving us mad!!  devil 

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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:12 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
But think of the flames licking up around his battered body, consuming him slowly like he's been driving us mad!!

I can only imagine how long you've been wanting to say that....  Wink Big grin
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:13 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Banco can be the Witch

What do you mean "can be"?

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
But think of the flames licking up around his battered body, consuming him slowly like he's been driving us mad!!

Don't worry, sunshine: I think it's a cracking idea! I mean, I much prefer the heat to the cold. Bring it on, boyo!
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:20 am

Quoting Gofly (Thread starter):
Pe@rson recently returned from his 'holiday'

Was this an "elective" holiday?
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:29 am

Quoting Gofly (Thread starter):
How do you propose we get rid of him?

England should declare war with Iran, and hopefully one of the rockets Iran suspectedly has hits his residence  devil 
 
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:32 am

Quoting CamAir (Reply 5):
England should declare war with Iran, and hopefully one of the rockets Iran suspectedly has hits his residence

If you replaced England with the USA, then, yes, it's likely: their record for explosions is, well, rather hit-or-miss.  Wink
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:51 am

Quoting Gofly (Thread starter):
How do you propose we get rid of him?

May I suggest giving him a list of the names and addresses of everyone who despises his beloved Ryanair? Given the vast numbers involved, and that he'll insist on having the last word, then things should be quiet for everyone else for a good few decades. Big grin

Well, apart from each of us getting a visit from him for despising FR  Wink
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:15 am

Quoting Gofly (Thread starter):
Pe@rson recently returned from his 'holiday',

Did he fly FR?

I suggest sending him out on a holiday again somewhere next month, when it is foggy in the morning... Chances are big he'll just be dumped in some shithole after his FR flight has to divert because the pilots are not qualified to land in low visibility.... It could take him weeks before he makes it back!

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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:47 am

He was gone??


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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:10 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 9):
He was gone??


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You must have missed the "Ryanair and Dispatches" threads whee he was on his 'holiday' Big grin
 
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:08 am

Hey you guys/gals I quite like his threads - they are entertaining !!

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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:27 am

Quoting CamAir (Reply 5):
England should declare war with Iran, and hopefully one of the rockets Iran suspectedly has hits his residence

We already have the ex Iraqi Prime Minister living somewhere on Dartmoor in Devon, so perhaps if we can get Pe@rson endited for something he can join him up there, in the back of beyond!

Lets see  scratchchin 

Crimes against the Cornish,
Saffron cakes off mass destruction,
Cream teas with Uranium enriched Scons.

I think we could have him on a few of those Wink

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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:11 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 12):
Crimes against the Cornish

Just against Cornish?  confused  CRIMES AGAINST ALL A.NETTERS  hissyfit 

We should execute that little monster yes  These are my humble suggestions how to do it:
1. Execution with Kit-Kat
2. Leave it to a real pro. So ANC, you have the honor to decide how to execute him. Just remember, he is a true monster, so small caliber simply doesn't work. That tank, on the other hand, could be very useful for such task

Or, if you want him to suffer:
1. Make him to truly love Golden Age of aviation  wink 
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:41 pm

Voodoo.
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:11 pm

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 14):
Voodoo.

Lovely idea  bigthumbsup 
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:10 pm

Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 13):
We should execute that little monster

Steady on, being topical you must remember that incitement to murder is a crime .

lol

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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:11 pm

Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 13):
1. Execution with Kit-Kat

sounds like the waste of a good kit kat to me.

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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:15 pm

You could always kidnap him.
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:23 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
You could always kidnap him.

Damn, Gkirk is back also...  Smile
 
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:16 pm

Quoting FXramper (Reply 19):
Damn, Gkirk is back also...

Put them in a room together and let them talk each other to death Wink
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:35 pm

Quoting FXramper (Reply 19):
Damn, Gkirk is back also...

Hey, what's that strange looking thing next to his name?

In stead of showing a real flag, it just brings up a white X on my screen.

Did he change his name to 'GkirkX', or what???
 
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:24 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
What about a witch hunt? Complete with Witch-Finder General and burning at the stake!

Banco can be the Witch-Finder, Cornish the Judge and I'm sure we could manage to scrape up 12 good men and true for a jury. Well, maybe not, not in here! But think of the flames licking up around his battered body, consuming him slowly like he's been driving us mad!!

I LIKE this idea  Smile

And as judge I get to decide on the punishment - hmm I like the burning idea but maybe we could have a quick stoning first - or maybe a rack, or maybe hung drawn and quartered - all maybe all of them Big grin

Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 13):
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 12):
Crimes against the Cornish

Just against Cornish?

As judge I decree that this is a serious enough offence to warrent death......
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:39 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 22):
Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 13):
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 12):
Crimes against the Cornish

Just against Cornish?

What the person or County?

Quoting Cornish (Reply 22):
As judge I decree that this is a serious enough offence to warrent death......

Letting a Cornish man be a judge - isn't that a bit too high-brow for them - oh I see, on a celebrity game show - now THAT's more his level  Wink

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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:40 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Banco can be the Witch-Finder

I shall honour the office by endeavouring to include elements of Torquemada, Robespierre, Joseph McCarthy, Bloody Mary and Jeremy Paxman.

The best bit about it is that as my learned fried will agree (

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Cornish the Judge

), these witch-hunts tend not to stop at the first victim  highfive .

Who's next, I wonder....  scratchchin 
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:43 pm

You would all miss me considerably: my utterly informative and exciting threads are beyond comparison.  

*Edited because of poor English.*

[Edited 2006-02-20 10:51:08]
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:52 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 24):
The best bit about it is that as my learned fried will agree (

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Cornish the Judge

), these witch-hunts tend not to stop at the first victim .

NOBODY expects the GOG Inquisition  Silly

Quoting Banco (Reply 24):
as my learned fried will agree (

I do hope that wasn't a deliberate typo  Wow!

Quoting Banco (Reply 24):
Who's next, I wonder....

Oh there's so much choice - none of the spooty yoofs are safe are they ? Big grin
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:57 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 26):

Shouldn't you be buried 6 feet under the ground by now?  Wink
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:58 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 26):
I do hope that wasn't a deliberate typo

I was just getting too anticipatory about the burning at the stake....
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:01 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 27):
Shouldn't you be buried 6 feet under the ground by now?

No - that'll be your fate.

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY. Burn the heretic Big grin
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:21 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 29):
GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY. Burn the heretic

Hang on! Just a moment for God's sake, I haven't even accused him yet.  Yeah sure

I know he's guilty, you know he's guilty, but for God's sake, we have to go through the process of giving him a fair trial before we execute him.

Anyway, Kirkie thinks the Courts of the Assizes is a carpet and clothing department store, and that's sufficient grounds for a long and painful death I'm sure you'll agree.
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:25 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 30):
Anyway, Kirkie thinks the Courts of the Assizes is a carpet and clothing department store, and that's sufficient grounds for a long and painful death I'm sure you'll agree.

 rotfl  Definitely grounds for killing him to death Big grin

That should be Courts of the Asses in Pe@rson's and Kirkie's cases  Silly
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Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:27 pm

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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:39 pm

I think you should merely concern yourself with the nonsensical rubbish you all spout out. If you don’t like my threads and posts, then do the mature thing and ignore them. Simple. But that would not be in typical A.net style: you really have to make a song-and-dance of everything. Most odd. Ignore, grow-up and shut-up. Perfect.

[Edited 2006-02-20 11:40:45]
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:42 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 33):
I think you should merely concern yourself with the nonsensical rubbish you all spout out. If you don�t like my threads and posts, then do the mature thing and ignore them. Simple. But that would not be in typical A.net style: you really have to make a song-and-dance of everything. Most odd. Ignore, grow-up and shut-up. Perfect.

You sound like a certain other a.net poster  Wink
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:44 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 33):
I think you should merely concern yourself with the nonsensical rubbish you all spout out. If you don’t like my threads and posts, then do the mature thing and ignore them. Simple. But that would not be in typical A.net style: you really have to make a song-and-dance of everything. Most odd. Ignore, grow-up and shut-up. Perfect.

PMT ?  Wink
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:45 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 33):
I think you should merely concern yourself with the nonsensical rubbish you all spout out. If you don�t like my threads and posts, then do the mature thing and ignore them. Simple. But that would not be in typical A.net style: you really have to make a song-and-dance of everything. Most odd. Ignore, grow-up and shut-up. Perfect.

Hehe  Wink Hey good to see you back although your last post is a bit bitchy, init?

Kirkies back as well? ahh what a bloody sunday for a.net  Wink

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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:46 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 35):
PMT ?

Yep. Fuelled by frustration elsewhere.  Silly
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:49 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 33):
I think you should merely concern yourself with the nonsensical rubbish you all spout out. If you don’t like my threads and posts, then do the mature thing and ignore them. Simple. But that would not be in typical A.net style: you really have to make a song-and-dance of everything. Most odd. Ignore, grow-up and shut-up. Perfect.

It's definitely an unusual defence, I'll grant you that....  Wink
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:05 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 38):
It's definitely an unusual defence, I'll grant you that....

Shall we do him for contempt of court? That really is no way to speak to his elders and betters  Wink
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Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:11 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 39):
Shall we do him for contempt of court? That really is no way to speak to his elders and betters

Could do. As I understand it, punishment for contempt of court is entirely within the power of the judge (that's you).

As Witchhun....er Witchfinder-General, I would propose he gets sent to bed without his supper. That'll learn 'im!
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Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:19 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 40):
As I understand it, punishment for contempt of court is entirely within the power of the judge (that's you).

Yes.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 39):
Shall we do him for contempt of court? That really is no way to speak to his elders and betters

As I merely submitted - note that counsel don't call it argue - one, it would be wholly unfair and unreasonable for me to be confined to the cells. If, however, I continually did it - despite your warnings - then fair enough.
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Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:22 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 40):
As I understand it, punishment for contempt of court is entirely within the power of the judge (that's you).

As Witchhun....er Witchfinder-General, I would propose he gets sent to bed without his supper. That'll learn 'im!

A good suggestion - I also think we might have to dock him his pocket money too.

And if he still doesn't behave then he won't be going on that School Trip to Alton towers either  Wink


on second thoughts let's just stone him  Silly
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Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:24 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 42):
on second thoughts let's just stone him

Do you prefer grass or astroturf?

I've only smoked grass.
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:27 pm

KIRK is a Witch!! I saw him, guv, I saw him. He came back from the dead!!  wideeyed 

Or maybe he was just pissed again! Big grin

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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:33 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 43):
Quoting Cornish (Reply 42):
on second thoughts let's just stone him

Do you prefer grass or astroturf?

I've only smoked grass.

It came in to my head while thinking of being in Amsterdam on Thursday  Wink
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:34 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 44):
KIRK is a Witch!! I saw him, guv, I saw him. He came back from the dead!!

Or maybe he was just pissed again!

Your honour Mr Cornish, I hereby attest that no further proof is required and that the aforesaid barbarian should be burned at the stake. With all that grease he should go up nicely....

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 41):
As I merely submitted - note that counsel don't call it argue - one, it would be wholly unfair and unreasonable for me to be confined to the cells.

He's arguing! Lock him up!
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:36 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 46):
Your honour Mr Cornish

So Cornish is a middle-ranking (should that be spelt with w instead?) judge? Ha! I knew he'd never go far.
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:38 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 47):
So Cornish is a middle-ranking (should that be spelt with w instead?) judge? Ha! I knew he'd never go far.

No, Cornish is a toilet cleaner.
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RE: Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?

Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:40 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 46):
Your honour Mr Cornish, I hereby attest that no further proof is required and that the aforesaid barbarian should be burned at the stake. With all that grease he should go up nicely....

No need for a stake - just drop him in a deep-fat fryer like everything esle that gets cooked in Scotland  Silly

Quoting Banco (Reply 46):
He's arguing! Lock him up!

BAN the heretic. Lock him in a cell with Orion and Kirkie  Wink
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