jafa39
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:24 pm

If I was a woman I really do think I would be a very high-class and expensive prostitute, the sort you would only find in a 5 star hotel, one who picked and chose her clients. I would be one now if I thought women would actually pay me for sex!

What would you be?
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:26 pm

Jeezus Jafa - you're talking like a Windsor.

Next thing you'll be asking us is how we'd feel about being Camilla's "tampon".

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jafa39
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:30 pm

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 1):
Next thing you'll be asking us is how we'd feel about being Cxxxxxx's "tampon

There are few words I will not utter, all beginning with C!  Wink
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:35 pm

If I was a woman I would be incredibly popular because I know how to give a really good blowjob , apparently this is a very rare talent amongst straight women judging by monday morning straight male conversations in virtually every workplace I have ever worked in .
 
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:55 pm

I'd be no good as a woman - I'd be playing with my tits all day Big grin
 
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:13 pm

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 3):
I know how to give a really good blowjob , apparently this is a very rare talent amongst straight women judging by monday morning straight male conversations in virtually every workplace I have ever worked in .

Rare? Nope. It's just that the guys who are getting them don't bitch about it at the water cooler.
 
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:26 pm

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 4):
I'd be no good as a woman - I'd be playing with my tits all day

Same here, and I still wouldn't listen to boy bands.
I'd certainly be a lesbian.

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Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:27 pm

I'd be a spot on Delta Goodrem's face.
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:36 pm

If I was a woman my jawdropping look would turn heads on men like Regan in The Exorcist and dating a guy rich as D Trump but with a Pitt look plus he´s head over heels in love with me......

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Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:49 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
I'd certainly be a lesbian.

very good call....
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:00 pm

I'd be Kelly Brooks massuse. Big grin
 
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:04 pm

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 3):
If I was a woman I would be incredibly popular because I know how to give a really good blowjob , apparently this is a very rare talent amongst straight women judging by monday morning straight male conversations in virtually every workplace I have ever worked in .

I would agree. I think that because of feminism, alot of women equate blowjobs with subservience. I have had girlfriends where you pretty much have to have a gettysburg address in order for them to put their mouth down there. They always claim some BS chauvinism. My current girlfriend is my girlfriend because of her open mind.

The best sex isn't about receiving pleasure, but about also giving it back. I give my current gf an average of 3 a day. It is not a duty or what is expected of me, but the fact that I care for her entices me to give her pleasure. It is as simple as that.

Maybe it is selfish, but I also expect the same viewpoint from my girlfriends. If they don't give BJs, then they are gone. Call me a pig, but good sex is not about power, but about trust and pleasure.

Now, if I were to fall in love with a women who was in an accident and became paralized-I don't know. I would like to think that I would be there for her no matter what. Love trandscends sex. But if she is capable, then I expect it and will also deliver.
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:31 pm

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 4):
I'd be playing with my tits all day

Or squatting over a mirror!!!  Smile
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:39 pm

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 11):
Call me a pig, but good sex is not about power, but about trust and pleasure.

Your statement doesn't make sense bro, you are certainly not a pig according to what you say above. Unless you meant to write Thrust and pleasure! Big grin
 
kiwiandrew

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Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:50 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 12):
Or squatting over a mirror!!!

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
 
kiwiandrew

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Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:37 pm

Actually , since the majority of the population on the planet is female , I guess I am the opposite sex .
 
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:42 pm

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 4):
I'd be no good as a woman - I'd be playing with my tits all day Big grin

Indeed.
I would probably stand naked in front of the mirror all day, juggling my jugs  Wink
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:10 pm

I'd definitely be lesbian, but not one of the fat hairy kind, more of the Babecast channel kind.  Wink

Wouldn't it be cool, if you wanted time off work you could say "Womens problems" and have a day off - plus you get to talk about sex with all your mates without being called a pervert or a weirdo!

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 16):
I would probably stand naked in front of the mirror all day, juggling my jugs

What difference would that be to now then?  duck 
 
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:24 pm

Quoting Noelg (Reply 17):
What difference would that be to now then? duck

Good point.

*Continues juggling my man jugs*
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:18 pm

I'd be straight, but still complaining that men are b@stards.
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kiwiandrew

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Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:30 pm

Quoting Nordair (Reply 19):
I'd be straight, but still complaining that men are b@stards.

we are , aren't we ... but you wouldn't have it any other way  Wink
 
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:39 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
What would you be?



Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
I'd certainly be a lesbian.

Me too ...
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:42 pm

Well like if I was a woman how could I ever find that attractive - you'd have to be lesbian - I wouldn't want that going near there if you know what I mean  Wink
 
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:49 pm

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 11):
I think that because of feminism, alot of women equate blowjobs with subservience

What the hell does feminism have to do with that..Maybe it is the women you have been with do not think your penis is all that appetizing...  Wow!

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 16):
I would probably stand naked in front of the mirror all day, juggling my jugs

That is what most of you would be doing.

Myself I would grow a pot belly and sit in front of the TV and drink beer.....Whoo hooo...

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If I was a woman, I would lose all my common sense, my ability to reason and think rationally and I would expect everything done for me while demanding equal rights. That about sums it up.  Wink
 
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:54 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 23):
Myself I would grow a pot belly and sit in front of the TV and drink beer.....Whoo hooo...

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:57 pm

Nothing would dreally change, I would still be lesbian as I am currently a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:24 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 24):
If I was a woman, I would lose all my common sense, my ability to reason and think rationally and I would expect everything done for me while demanding equal rights. That about sums it up.

I'd do all that plus forget how to drive well and talk incessantly about nothing.

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Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:04 am

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 11):
I have had girlfriends where you pretty much have to have a gettysburg address in order for them to put their mouth down there.

Give and you shall receive son.

Quoting Ibhayi (Reply 26):
I would still be lesbian as I am currently a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

hahaha, right on

Quoting Texan (Reply 27):
I'd do all that plus forget how to drive well and talk incessantly about nothing.

sounds about right haha

I think if I were a chick I'd be a stay-at-home Mom, it's a lot less lame than being a stay-at-home dad. I'd probably run a porn site from the basement though. naughtymommies.com perhaps

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Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:47 am

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 11):
I have had girlfriends where you pretty much have to have a gettysburg address in order for them to put their mouth down there.

"Four score and seven years ago ...?"
I fear I'm not up on current slang.
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I would be a lesbian.
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:00 am

All of a sudden I'd become straight.

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Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:14 am

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 4):
I'd be no good as a woman - I'd be playing with my tits all day

When you're in public places as well? Big grin

 Smile

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Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:33 am

What if you are already a bit of both, like Srbmod for example?  Wink
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:59 am

Had I been a man, I would... err... actually, I have no idea... let's go with the classic- "have sex with a woman to see how it feels"  Silly I doubt that though... I'd probably go see a shrink...

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 11):

Maybe it is selfish, but I also expect the same viewpoint from my girlfriends. If they don't give BJs, then they are gone. Call me a pig, but good sex is not about power, but about trust and pleasure.

And how long does she get before she has to perform oral sex on you (or gets kicked out if she doesn't)? A LOT of women will do it after a while if they know that that's what their man would like... but I do believe they want to know this man first... the majority of women don't just stick their heads downthere, that's for sure (unless they're very very drunk or have done it with a number of people already, I reckon)  Wink
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:05 am

Quoting Lindy (Reply 30):
I would be a lesbian.

Good call. Maam.

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Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:05 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 33):
What if you are already a bit of both, like Srbmod for example?

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

PS - welcome to my RU list!

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Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:23 am

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
If You Were The Opposite Sex.

Isn´t this the Gay people ultimate dream???
I mean, they can like man´s without society picking on them...  duck 
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:58 am

If I was a women, then I would save all the money I could for a sex change operation.

In fact it is a major fault that I am not a women. I have two older brothers and before I was born everybody wanted me to be a girl. The whole town got SO disappointed when seeing my little appendix.
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:10 am

Quoting Prebennorholm (Reply 38):
I have two older brothers and before I was born everybody wanted me to be a girl.

get everybody in your house one day and say you´r gay. I´m pretty sure they´ll be as happy as if your born a girl.
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:22 am

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 37):


Isn´t this the Gay people ultimate dream???

Ummmmmm, NO.
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 5:28 am

Also, I still would not watch the Oscars.
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:13 am

If I was a woman, I'd spend all day in the shower. Breasts can never be too clean!  yes  bouncy  biggrin 
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:33 am

Quoting Prebennorholm (Reply 38):
If I was a women, then I would save all the money I could for a sex change operation.

Does this mean if you were born a woman you would switch to being a man?

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 39):
get everybody in your house one day and say you´r gay. I´m pretty sure they´ll be as happy as if your born a girl.

ven better tell them you are getting a sex change and see how that goes over.... hyper 

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Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:44 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 24):
If I was a woman, I would lose all my common sense, my ability to reason and think rationally and I would expect everything done for me while demanding equal rights. That about sums it up.

and you wouldnt be able to park straight!  Wink
 
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:48 am

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 44):
and you wouldnt be able to park straight!

Yeah i hate that...I mean I can back two airplanes into a hangar with 4 inches to spare on each wing tip with a tug yet that car parking for some reason always causes me problems.....  Wow!  boggled   crazy 

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Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:15 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 24):
If I was a woman, I would lose all my common sense, my ability to reason and think rationally and I would expect everything done for me while demanding equal rights. That about sums it up.

if i were a man id gain 40 pounds without caring-then lie to my wife that i was going on a diet. id also lay in bed (with an occasional ass scratch) all day long wondering where my food was because it didnt grow feet and walk to me. On a good day where my wife forces me to get my lazy butt out of bed,I'd go up to the local gas station , buy some beer, drink half the pack,and leave the rest on top of the car and drive all around town.(thinking the police will take it as a friendly taunt) . and most of all, i would get a frequent hangover card at the local bar. Just a typical man.............


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Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:38 am

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 3):
I know how to give a really good blowjob , apparently this is a very rare talent amongst straight women

Kiwiandrew....well, I guess you haven't known enough straight woman!!! To my knowledge it is not a rare talent....but an enjoyable way to please your man!!!

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 5):

Rare? Nope. It's just that the guys who are getting them don't bitch about it at the water cooler.

Ah....well said!!!

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 11):
I think that because of feminism, alot of women equate blowjobs with subservience.

Fumanchewd....hey, there is nothing wrong with being submissive.....actually I think it must be a real turn on for a man to have a partner that is submissive....it sure adds lots of fun and intensity to play time in the bedroom.

Now....if I were to be the opposite sex...hmmmm....I'll have to think about this one...

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Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:02 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 24):
If I was a woman, I would lose all my common sense, my ability to reason and think rationally and I would expect everything done for me while demanding equal rights. That about sums it up

You mean you'd stop masturbating?



Now if I were a woman, I'd be, well, um, I'm not sure, maybe, well, how about, well, um, what about, well, what do you think, I'm not sure, perhaps.......vague and indecisive.
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:14 am

Quoting Garri767 (Reply 46):
I'd go up to the local gas station , buy some beer

I really have to move.... can't buy beer at the gas stations here... hell, can't even pump your own gas (against the law).

Oh, I would also play with my tits all day!!!!
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