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Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:43 pm

So where has this chap mysteriously disappeared to?

Any way we can bring him back, he was a well liked, witty  old  git!

He hasn't been banned, has he?
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:20 pm

He was last seen at McDonalds HQ demanding for a conveyor belt to be built from his local McDonalds to his house. The Conveyor belt would be used to transport 900 burgers a minute directly to JGPH1A.
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:23 pm



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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:24 pm

Actually, the spawny git is travelling around various places (Korea etc) and hasn't musg time to get on. However, I think the McDonalds explaination is much more plausible Big grin

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:26 pm

Indeed, last I heard he was travelling about Israel and South Korea....



















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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:33 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
Actually, the spawny git is travelling around various places (Korea etc) and hasn't musg time to get on. However, I think the McDonalds explaination is much more plausible

Apparently he really rated the McPoodle burger he had in Korea  Wink
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:00 pm

You know, anywhere other than this forum, and the  old  git could sue us for slander!! Big grin

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:02 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 6):
You know, anywhere other than this forum, and the old git could sue us for slander!! Big grin

Slander is when it's spoken.
When it's written, it's libel  Wink
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:07 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 7):
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 6):
You know, anywhere other than this forum, and the old git could sue us for slander!! Big grin

Slander is when it's spoken.
When it's written, it's libel

And written is fine. The only thing JGP reads is that paper sheet they put on the McDonalds tray Big grin
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:30 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 7):
Slander is when it's spoken.
When it's written, it's libel

Picky, picky!!  tongue  You know what I meant, you heathen Jock git!

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:20 am

I thought he liked Quick better than McDs....hmmm.

at any rate.....hurry your froggie ass back on the net....
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:12 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 9):
You know what I meant, you heathen Jock git!

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:39 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 7):
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 6):
You know, anywhere other than this forum, and the old git could sue us for slander!! Big grin

Slander is when it's spoken.
When it's written, it's libel

Given that Kirkie's lips move when he reads, he's presumably guilty on both counts...  Wink
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:45 am

Now you come to mention it, I remember him telling me last year that he had a 'milestone' birthday coming up this year (implied it was 40, but I'm not so easily fooled.   )

He was toying with the idea of taking the trans-Siberian express from Moscow to Vladivostock, but perhaps he has chosen Korea instead. Let's hope it's North Korea in his case, just to make things interesting!   Perhaps we should be wishing happy 70th...........ooops.........I mean 40th, to JGPH1A! 

Do we have a cake big enough for the candles?  

[Edited 2006-03-08 20:48:59]
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:57 am

Quoting Capital146 (Reply 13):
Do we have a cake big enough for the candles?

No, he's already eaten it  Yeah sure
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:24 pm

Is it just me or has OYRJA left the site too?

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:38 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
Actually, the spawny git is travelling around various places (Korea etc)

Confirmed, his private jet was seen landing in Seoul the other day.


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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:39 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 4):
Indeed, last I heard he was travelling about Israel and South Korea....



















Looking for possible sites for a new McDonalds restaurant stirthepot

I guess he read the kosher Mcdonald's thread and wanted to in one of that.

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:41 pm

I'm touched - I didn't know you cared ! But in the immortal words of Granny Weatherwax

I ATEN'T DEAD !

Just been busy - but I'm keeping an eye on you scruffy lot, don't worry. Now that I have finally got my jet-set executive laptop with hand-cranked WIFI attachment I might be able to log on while on my busy travels and pour richly deserved scorn and vitriol upon your sad selves.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 5):
Apparently he really rated the McPoodle burger he had in Korea

Don't laugh - I had something very dodgy on the way over to Seoul and was violently ill for over a week, and missed out on my trip to Israel. Not fun, and I missed out on going on LX's A340 Business Class - not a happy bunny at all !

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 6):
You know, anywhere other than this forum, and the git could sue us for slander!!

Retract, sir, or you shall hear from my solicitors in the course of the morning !

Kirkie - in case I failed to mention it before, you are a drooling crackhead with all the personal charm of a leper's bidet.  wink 

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:44 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 18):
Kirkie - in case I failed to mention it before, you are a drooling crackhead with all the personal charm of a leper's bidet. wink

Welcome back you  grumpy  old  git  Wink

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 16):

Wrong, MD11 = Too small
Only 1 a/c large enough to carry JGPH1A  Wink

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:44 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 18):
I had something very dodgy on the way over to Seoul

I told you he was in Seoul though! 

[Edited 2006-03-09 13:46:16]
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:46 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 7):
When it's written, it's libel

Only when it's untrue, eh?  Wink

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:22 pm

Good to see you back Jon. I hope you havent had too much fun travelling the world.

Now, about this retraction? Publish and be damned sirrah! Big grin ( whatever that means Big grin)

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