theCoz
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I Stole A Bike!

Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:13 am

So about a week ago, I'm walking through this apartment complex. I come accross one of these bikes locked up with a lock-cord. The front tire wasn't locked, so I took it. My plan was to build a unicycle. I tried my best with duct tape and hardware to build a unicycle, but it just wouldn't work.

At midnight last night, I had decided to abandon the unicycle idea and go for the rest of that bike. I walked to the area and found the bike locked to a beam. Lucky for me, the lock-cord wasn't too difficult to cut through.

There was a chick's bike there too, but I can only ride one bike at a time.

Good thing I still have the access code to that apartment complex.

Anyone want to buy a bike? I decided I don't really like the color.
 
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yowza
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RE: I Stole A Bike!

Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:16 am

hahahah I'm assuming this is in response to the stolen bike thread

YOWza
 
gkirk
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RE: I Stole A Bike!

Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:16 am

You are an:


Signed, You
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jamesbuk
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RE: I Stole A Bike!

Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:20 am

LOL Coz you really are cool if you got through that lock!!

I'll pay you 50P for it.  Wink

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You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
 
9VSPO
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RE: I Stole A Bike!

Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:30 am

Coz,

I really respect you for going to all that trouble. But really, I would have left it where it was! It looks a bit small for you  Wink


 
BMIFlyer
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RE: I Stole A Bike!

Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:40 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 4):

 rotfl 
Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
 
gkirk
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RE: I Stole A Bike!

Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:41 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 5):

Is  rotfl  all you ever do nowadays?
 rotfl 
 stirthepot  duck 
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
BMIFlyer
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RE: I Stole A Bike!

Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:43 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 6):

Bitch  Wink

 stirthepot 

Lee
Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
 
theCoz
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RE: I Stole A Bike!

Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:39 am

Quoting YOWza (Reply 1):
hahahah I'm assuming this is in response to the stolen bike thread

There's a stolen bike thread?  scared 

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 2):
You are an:



Signed, You

Ha ha, that's a reel to reel; not a sewing machine.

Quoting Jamesbuk (Reply 3):
50P

Bidding starts at 50P. Please place bids in USD.

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 4):
Coz,

I really respect you for going to all that trouble. But really, I would have left it where it was! It looks a bit small for you

LOL, that's incorrect. A tricycle has three wheels. A bicycle has two wheels. You should pay more attention to detail there, 9VSPO.
 
ANCFlyer
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RE: I Stole A Bike!

Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:46 am

Quoting Airlinelover (Thread starter):
Someone Stole My Bike!



Quoting TheCoz (Thread starter):
I Stole A Bike!

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 
FOR THOSE THAT FOUGHT FOR IT, FREEDOM HAS A FLAVOR THE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW OR UNDERSTAND
 
theCoz
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RE: I Stole A Bike!

Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:58 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 9):
Quoting Airlinelover (Thread starter):
Someone Stole My Bike!



Quoting TheCoz (Thread starter):
I Stole A Bike!


What incoherent thought process is behind such a ridiculous conclusion? You're dumb.

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