ABfemme
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Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:30 am

Hi Gang

Does anyone else want another 'Never ending sentence' ?? - I found the last one very funny - ( It fills those times when you just want to pass time and have a giggle )

if so please start us off !!

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RE: Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:32 am

Little Johnny didn't want his mother to find ...
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ABfemme
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RE: Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:35 am

....Yet another of those naughty magazines under his bed ...so he decided to...
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AMSMAN
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RE: Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:21 am

watch internet porn like every other guy.
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stuckinMAF
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RE: Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:25 am

But he found it hard to explain why....
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AsstChiefMark
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RE: Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:32 am

...his carpet needed so much...
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YYZflyer
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RE: Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:53 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 5):
...his carpet needed so much...

......soap to remove the.....
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CO7e7
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RE: Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:15 pm

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 6):
......soap to remove the.....

ketchup stains... so he went to....
 
Mir
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RE: Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:59 pm

....Scold AMSMAN for using a period, but instead, after getting himself hopelessly lost (not having brought a map along), he found himself in the magical world of.....

-Mir
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ABfemme
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RE: Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:17 pm

....Never Never Land, but as he got nearer the gates, he stumbled upon......
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RE: Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:26 pm

....Some bint doing a belly-dance.......
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RE: Another Never Ending Sentence?

Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:16 pm

Quoting Mir (Reply 8):
Scold AMSMAN for using a period

My bad, sorry about that, please don't hate me  Sad
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