9VSPO
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The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:38 am

Click here to find out how long you have left to live.
 
cosec59
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:43 am

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, June 3, 2039
Seconds left to live...

1,047,723,500
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gkirk
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:44 am

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, June 24, 2057
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andz
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:45 am

How many people have passed since the last time this was discussed, what was it, about a month ago?
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
 
cosec59
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:46 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 1):
2039



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 2):
2057

Does this take the expected life term of 80 years?
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9VSPO
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:48 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 4):
Does this take the expected life term of 80 years?

Dunno but I'm down for 2009! Sounds acccurate lol!  scared 
 
cosec59
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:51 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 5):
Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 4):
Does this take the expected life term of 80 years?

Dunno but I'm down for 2009! Sounds acccurate lol!

Hey get out and have fun then  Big grin
Run up the old credit cards.. get lots on HP and let the banks suffer lol
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9VSPO
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:53 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 6):
let the banks suffer

They don't though, your next of kin does!
 
cosec59
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:55 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 7):
They don't though, your next of kin does!

Not when I worked for the bank
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9VSPO
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:58 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 8):
Not when I worked for the bank

Of course they do otherwise every bugger would do it! Go out spend a million quid, kill yourself! The next of kin inherit the debt!
 
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:00 am

Normal: Saturday, October 11, 2053
Pessimistic: Tuesday, September 2, 2036
Sadisitic: Wednesday, October 11, 2017
Optimistic: Friday, November 8, 2069
Oh no, she's getting impatient! Take a stab at it!
 
soylentgreen
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:02 am

Run the same numbers three times, you'll get three different dates.
 
texan
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:05 am

Normal:
Thursday, October 28, 2055
1,565,344,714 seconds left to live.

Optimistic:
Saturday, December 9, 2073
2,137,053,397 seconds left to live

Texan
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BCNGRO
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:07 am

God, that's horrible!  worried  no 
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jamesbuk
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:21 am

Im going to live till 2065.
I suppose its quite long but for all i know i could walk outside and get struck down by a car!

Rgds --James--
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:24 am

Friday, September 21, 2057
Seconds left to live...
1,625,305,046


LOL

Cheers! wave 
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dba4u
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:27 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 2):
Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, June 24, 2057

Actually they should have included a drinker / non drinker option as well... Big grin


I'm about to live till Thursday, February 16, 2062
 
scott2187
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:28 am

October 25, 2077 as a smoker.
October 26, 2075 as a non-smoker.


looks like i'll keep smoking.
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9VSPO
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:30 am

Quoting Scott2187 (Reply 17):
October 25, 2077 as a smoker.
October 26, 2075 as a non-smoker.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
 
cosec59
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:32 am

Quoting Scott2187 (Reply 17):
looks like i'll keep smoking.

Good idea. They say it takes 10 years off your life. But by then I'll be a dribblin vegetable so I wont care
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saxdiva
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:46 am

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, January 25, 2060
Seconds left to live...
1,699,262,356

Hmm... I'll be 92. Anyone want to play in the nursing home rock band with me?
 
9VSPO
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:47 am

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 20):
Anyone want to play in the nursing home rock band with me?

Can I be drums?  Big grin
 
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:47 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 1):
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, June 3, 2039
Seconds left to live...

OMG, that's my birthday!  eek 

Anyway, I'll depart this world on March 15th, 2059. So I get to be 74 years old, even though I smoke. The "sadistic-mode" gives me 16 years to live, which is still plenty, I think...

Cheers
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Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
 
cosec59
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:54 am

Quoting Doona (Reply 22):
March 15th, 2059. So I get to be 74 years old, even though I smoke

Bloody hell. I'll be 100  old 
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Doona
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:01 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 23):
Bloody hell. I'll be 100

Then you should definetly take up smoking, mate.

Cheers
Mats
Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
 
cosec59
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:06 am

Quoting Doona (Reply 24):
Then you should definetly take up smoking, mate.

I am a dedicated smoker  Wink
Why Are Non-smokers So Intolerant? (by Cosec59 Mar 18 2006 in Non Aviation)
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Doona
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:10 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 25):
I am a dedicated smoker

Power to you, man. Well, since you're already utilizing the Sticks of Wonder, I recommend taking up other "life-threatening" activities, like squatting on the toilet, or driving tanks into lakes.  silly 

Cheers
Mats
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cosec59
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:14 am

Quoting Doona (Reply 26):
like squatting on the toilet,

3 times a day  Big grin

Quoting Doona (Reply 26):
driving tanks into lakes

Do 1976 Triumph 2.5 PI's count?
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Doona
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:18 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 27):

OK, I'm all out of ideas...  silly 

Cheers
Mats
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:37 pm

lol it changed for me when I clicked the "Check your death clock" button again

first I was due to depart 7 April 2040 making me 51 years old
then 25 May 2062 making me 73.


I'll think I may outlive both dates  Wink



Jason
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scott2187
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:22 pm

Quoting Vhqpa (Reply 29):
I'll think I may outlive both dates

yeah, mine said i would be over 90 both times... i highly doubt that will happen.
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Airdolomiti
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RE: The Death Clock

Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:27 pm

I did a little comparison, smoker vs non-smoker...interesting results! Big grin
Normal:
Tuesday, March 23, 2060 (non-smoker: same)
Pessimistic:
Monday, February 4, 2041 (non-smoker: February 21, 2041)
Sadistic:
Friday, March 24, 2023 (non-smoker: same)
Optimistic:
Monday, April 14, 2081 (which means I'd be 94 years, 10 months and 2 days old!)

Interestingly, it seems that as a non-smoker in "Optimistic" mode I'll live until Wednesday, June 4, 2070.

Federico
 
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RE: The Death Clock

Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:14 am

Hmm... April 13, 1998.

I'm dead. Maybe I'm in Hell. That would explain a lot.

Mark
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Thom@s
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RE: The Death Clock

Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:21 am

It just accured to me that this deathclock thing may not be 100% reliable...

Thom@s
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Cactus739
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RE: The Death Clock

Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:40 am

February 23 2067....

WOohooo!
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AlexPorter
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RE: The Death Clock

Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:12 pm

Tuesday, January 18, 2061.

According to this one:
http://community.sparknotes.com/death/
which goes into more detail but is also semi-humorous, I will live until February 23, 2054 at the age of 66. A bit early, I would think.
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GSM763
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RE: The Death Clock

Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:40 am

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, December 6, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,884,064,924
 
jamesbuk
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RE: The Death Clock

Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:14 am

DAMN if i was female id live an extra 5 years!! plus id get to play with boobs all day, what more could you wish for!!

Now what was the name of that surgeon ||||opens directory||||

Rgds --James--
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Jamie757
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RE: The Death Clock

Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:45 am

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, July 16, 2069
Seconds left to live...1,997,936,332

89 years of age, I doubt it!!

Rgds.
"I feel like a turkey who's just caught Bernard Matthews grinning at him!"
 
carmenlu15
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RE: The Death Clock

Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:24 pm

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, September 26, 2062
Seconds left to live... 1,783,204,795

Only 79 years? Dunno... my great-grandma passed away at 95, my grandpa lived up to 86, and my grandma is alive and well at 85.
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
ConcordeMach2
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RE: The Death Clock

Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:55 am

Hi
Same date for me 3 times in a row. I will be 75 but apparently (from the same PC) my neighbour and his son are also going to die at the same age.
 
YYZflyer
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RE: The Death Clock

Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:37 am

I did it three times:

1. Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, December 14, 2082
Seconds left to live...
2,421,041,309

2. Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, December 3, 2088
Seconds left to live...

2,609,479,642

3. Thursday, December 19, 2075
Seconds left to live...

2,200,548,417


13 year difference between 2 and 3 and I will try to live until i'm 100.
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