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Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:25 pm

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A third of Brits make phone calls while stark bollock naked, according to research from the Post Office, with four in ten blokes and three in ten lasses letting it all hang out while chatting on the blower.

If you thought that was naughty, think again. One in ten of those quizzed admitted to wandering off and leaving the caller talking to themselves, with two thirds guilty of watching TV instead of concentrating on the call.

Source: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/24/naked_calls/

So.......who here talks on the phone while in the buff? I dont think I ever have...
 
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:32 pm

Depends if the phone goes when I've got nothing on, it's not like you have to rush around putting clothes on like when the front door goes.
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:38 pm

There's something quite satisfying about holding a telephone conversation doing your business whilst sitting on the toilet!
 
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:39 pm

Quoting Gman94 (Reply 1):
Depends if the phone goes when I've got nothing on, it's not like you have to rush around putting clothes on like when the front door goes.

That, of course, depends on whether you want to talk to the person at the front door Big grin

Opening the door to the Jehova's Witness' stark, bollock naked has a decidedly traumatic effect on their desire to preach!! Big grin

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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:47 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
Opening the door to the Jehova's Witness' stark, bollock naked has a decidedly traumatic effect on their desire to preach!!

Oh My! Are we talking from years of experience there Andy?  biggrin 

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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:48 pm

Don't worry about talking on the phone naked, who is sitting at home chatting on here in their birthday suit, makes me ill just thinking about it. Big grin
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:18 pm

I've done everything naked - except travel on public transport or attend a business meeting. bigthumbsup 
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:20 pm

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 6):
I've done everything naked - except travel on public transport

Been to school?
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:57 pm

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 2):
There's something quite satisfying about holding a telephone conversation doing your business whilst sitting on the toilet!

The only trouble with it is that you can't flush - otherwise it gives the game away  Wink

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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:31 am

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 2):
There's something quite satisfying about holding a telephone conversation doing your business whilst sitting on the toilet!

Yeah, have to admit that I have done that after answering the call and took the phone with me to the loo - talking as if I am in the lounge !!

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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:34 am

Ive spoken to a few of my friends while they have been doing there business. One even flushed. Bit freaky i must say.
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:37 am

Quoting BristolFlyer (Reply 8):
The only trouble with it is that you can't flush - otherwise it gives the game away

i flush afterwards... then i get "did you just pee while talking to me"
"no, i took a crap"

i've also payed attention to the tv for 10 minutes instead of listening to the conversation on the phone.
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:48 am

Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 7):
Been to school?

You've never had the dream about going to school naked? eek 
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:17 am

If anyone wishes to phone me while I'm naked get in touch. It's £30 a minute plus your standard mobile rates apply. All major credit cards accepted.  Wink  Big grin
 
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Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:18 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 13):
All major credit cards accepted.

I hope thats for a refund
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:21 am

I wonder why someone eben bother do the reseach. Why? too much time on their hands?
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:22 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
Opening the door to the Jehova's Witness' stark, bollock naked has a decidedly traumatic effect on their desire to preach!!

Actually that happened to my former boss (a woman) when she was sun bathing naked in her garden and they came round the back of her house 

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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:34 am

Quoting Egmcman (Reply 16):
that happened to my former boss (a woman)

Yeah but is she fit or a real minger?  Wink
 
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:14 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 17):
Yeah but is she fit or a real minger?

Depends if you appreciate cosmetic surgery.
 
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:21 am

Quoting Egmcman (Reply 18):
Depends if you appreciate cosmetic surgery

Boobs, yes...face, no. Big grin
 
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:31 am

Chatting on the blower? What is a "blower".
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:33 am

Quoting JAGflyer (Reply 20):
Chatting on the blower? What is a "blower".

The telephone.
 
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:52 am

I've talked/emailed in the "stark bollock naked". Embarrassment Embarrassment
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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:10 am

Quoting Gman94 (Reply 1):
it's not like you have to rush around putting clothes on like when the front door goes.

I don't rush around. I just hide behind the door.  Smile Smile Smile

And yes to the original Question. I do talk on the phone in the buff. It's fun and the person that you are talking to doesn't ever have to know.

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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:10 am

Ever been on your mobile while shitting the crap out of you ???

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RE: Brits Dial Up Naked Phone Calls

Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:35 am

Quoting Jush (Reply 24):
Ever been on your mobile while shitting the crap out of you ???

Yes many many times - and they say men cannot do 2 things at once !!!.

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