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Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:05 am

I'm posting on a.net while seriously drunk in Almaty. It's 2.00am and I'm being picked up from the hotel to go to the airport to catch my plane at 04.15. Not really worth going to bed. no 

Having been out on the raz this evening, I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan! yes 
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:06 am

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
Having been out on the raz this evening, I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan!

Good man.
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:06 am

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan!

Can you quickly find a pregnant one and perform a little test for us? Big grin
 
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:06 am

I keep forgetting that "pissed" has a different meaning in Britain than it does in the United States.
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:08 am

You can't be that pissed or you wouldn't have spelt the place correctly  Wink
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:16 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 4):
You can't be that pissed or you wouldn't have spelt the place correctly

Good job I'm not in Kyrgyzstan then! eek 
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:48 am

I envy you. It is nearly 1:00 and I am sober. Do they have Sibirskaya Korona Beer in Almaty? If they do, grab me a couple bottles and drop by Moscow on your way back! Big grin
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:23 am

Quoting Tu204 (Reply 6):
If they do, grab me a couple bottles and drop by Moscow on your way back!

Unless you can make it to Ekaterinberg, you'll be out of luck!
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:34 am

Quoting PROSA (Reply 3):
I keep forgetting that "pissed" has a different meaning in Britain than it does in the United States

Yeah, here it means drunk!
 
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:34 am

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 7):
Unless you can make it to Ekaterinberg, you'll be out of luck!

Nah, I am going to sleep now. But do raise your mug of Sibirskaya Korona for me Big grin
You know...It is the best beer in the world... Big grin
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:13 am

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan!

Then prove it. Post pics Big grin

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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:45 am

Have you met Borat Sagdiyev, Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man? Or is he still visiting the US?
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:46 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 4):
You can't be that pissed or you wouldn't have spelt the place correctly

= Yup! Post pics.

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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:48 am

http://www.mtv.pl/uploads/pr/1/124/borat.JPG
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:24 pm

I'm extaordinarily high myself...  Smile
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:29 pm

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 11):
Have you met Borat Sagdiyev, Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man? Or is he still visiting the US?

I feel disappointed that it took 11 replies to get a Borat reference in there!!!!

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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:53 pm

Quoting Airlinelover (Reply 10):
Then prove it. Post pics

I left my camera at the hotel. no 

We went to a club frequented by most of the ex-pat community. It's also very popular with young Kazakh women looking for a "passport" out of the country. I managed to really upset one by refusing to dance with her. She was somewhat gorgeous and the possibility that she'd asked me to dance for anything other than ulterior motives was so funny I just laughed out loud. The more she insisted I dance with her, the funnier I found it. Eventually she stropped off to dance round her handbag! rotfl 

Re Borat, absolutely the best thing about him is that every six months or so, the Kazakh ambassador in the UK gets very upset and complains about the "gross misrepresentation of Kazakhstan".
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:08 am

Who the bloody hell is Borat?  Confused
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:27 am

Quoting Tu204 (Reply 17):
Who the bloody hell is Borat?

KaddyUK in the evenings.
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:32 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 18):
KaddyUK in the evenings.

Not just evenings... I do weddings, birthdays & Funerals as well..
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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:44 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 19):
I do weddings, birthdays & Funerals as well..

What did you class this one as? Work party?

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RE: Pissed In Kazakhstan!

Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:14 am

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
Having been out on the raz this evening, I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan! yes

Did they take care of your Khram ?
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