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Caption This Photo

Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:25 am

OK, have fun with this one.





You can cut the irony with a knife
 
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ERJ170
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:26 am

Introducing the newest military turbo-props.. C-ManASSes..
Aiming High and going far..
 
BA380
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:28 am

Crack Commando Unit


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:02 am

Bomber's Moonrise  duck 
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:07 am

"Mooney Bravo.......!!"
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:11 am

"Rear Gunner, checking in"
Delivering Anecdotes of Dubious Relevance Since 1978
 
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:14 am

"bite me"
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:16 am

" Does my bum look big in this?" ................. Big grin
Women do not have hot flushes, they have power surges
 
oli80
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:16 am

Does my ass look big in this?

beaten by 3 seconds...

[Edited 2006-03-31 19:17:24]
 
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:17 am

"We have anal visual!"
Coolier than thou.
 
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:22 am

Bums away!

Gunner, that's not precisely what we mean by cockpit.
 
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:29 am

Bummer of an air-freshener



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Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:12 am

Pilot terminated for having crack in cockpit.
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:19 am

Those cheeky navigators
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:21 am

Are we filed IFR to Carac---ASS ?
Love is in the air, so practice safe flying
 
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:06 am

Pilot trying to make enemy fighters crack up.  crackup 
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:40 am

"That new bomb aimer hasn't quite got the hang of it yet, has he?"

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Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:45 am

News Flash:

The Air Force has adapted a new technique of both releasing soldiers' excrements while also providing a distraction for enemy forces. To show a demonstration, US VP Cheney gave a demo, proving the effectiveness of this new system!  wink 

Cheers,
Boeingfanyyz  airplane 
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Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:14 am

The spare ammunition involves a big man, three cans of expired baked beans, and an open window. - The enemy never saw it coming...

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Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:49 am

USAF Pilot dishonorably discharged for operating an aircraft with crack in windshield.
Support the beer and soda can industry, your recycle old airplanes!
 
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Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:07 am

Too bad they didn't moon during a new moon, and that is what won the battle of Britain
 
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:22 am

Bums away!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God I shaved this morning!!!!

Phyllis  bouncy 
 
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:53 am

"Kiss my ass iraq"

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Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:56 am

"GREETINGS!!!!!!!!!!!"

haha! devil 
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:05 am

There's Klingon on the starboard bow. . .
 
luv2fly
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:08 am

Remember to write up for repair a possible crack at times in the windshield.
You can cut the irony with a knife
 
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:20 am

"The Breeze and I..."
 
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:44 am

The last time Pep (ANCFlyer) was allowed on a military aircraft.
Where did everybody go?
 
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:47 am

And on your left you'll see.........OMFG!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!  spit   faint 
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:22 am

Quoting BA380 (Reply 2):
Crack Commando Unit



Quoting EGTESkyGod (Reply 4):
"Mooney Bravo.......!!"



Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 5):
"Rear Gunner, checking in"



Quoting Aloges (Reply 6):
" Does my bum look big in this?"

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:19 am

"Aaaah where's that toilet again... I shoulnd't have drank that much..."
rolf
 
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:17 pm

"Betcha I can fly this plane with just my ass.......told ya"

or

"Hey, are we flying a twin prop or a single jet engine?!"
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:19 pm

We have a winner!:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 16):
"That new bomb aimer hasn't quite got the hang of it yet, has he?"

A close second:

Quoting HPLASOps (Reply 31):
"Betcha I can fly this plane with just my ass.......told ya"

And I'm sure there's a caption involing kebabs that could be dreamt up......!
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:04 pm

These new porta loos are brilliant - no need to go to the back of the plane !!

 Big grin
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:08 pm

RAF unveil successor to the Spitfire: The Shitfire.
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:24 pm

Bum Bandits at Nine O'Clock !!
Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
 
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:42 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 35):
Bum Bandits at Nine O'Clock !!

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Andy  old  and in stitches
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BA380
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RE: Caption This Photo

Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:45 am

How on earth is

Quoting Cornish (Reply 35):
Bum Bandits at Nine O'Clock !!

funnier than

Quoting BA380 (Reply 2):
Crack Commando Unit

and yet

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 36):


Andy and in stitches

that just shows there is an exclusive, elitist, back-scratching cartel of people with high RR ratings on this site that refuse to acknowledge higher quality contributions from lesser mortals.




Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 36):


Andy and in stitches

 banghead   box   grumpy   Wink
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cornish
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Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:05 am

Quoting BA380 (Reply 37):
How on earth is

Quoting Cornish (Reply 35):
Bum Bandits at Nine O'Clock !!

funnier than

Quoting BA380 (Reply 2):
Crack Commando Unit

Because Commandos tend to be ground troops, fool, whereas mine had a distinct aviation-related connection, which would naturally appeal to an ex-RAF man.

That's why i'm clever and highly respected and you bumble along at the bottom of the RR rankings down with the "Civ.Av. planes are really kewl kids"  Wink

So there !
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BA380
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Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:14 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 38):
Quoting BA380 (Reply 37):
How on earth is

Quoting Cornish (Reply 35):
Bum Bandits at Nine O'Clock !!

funnier than

Quoting BA380 (Reply 2):
Crack Commando Unit

Because Commandos tend to be ground troops, fool, whereas mine had a distinct aviation-related connection, which would naturally appeal to an ex-RAF man.

So there !

They say words hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will discover when I challenge you to a fisticuffs. Meet you on sliproad of Junction 13 of the M25 in half an hour!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:15 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 38):
i'm clever and highly respected and you bumble along at the bottom of the RR rankings

Its ironic this thread is about arse because you sounded there like you're up you own!!!!   

Jus kiddin!

[Edited 2006-04-05 18:27:43]
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Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:17 am

Quoting BA380 (Reply 39):
They say words hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will discover when I challenge you to a fisticuffs. Meet you on sliproad of Junction 13 of the M25 in half an hour!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you challenging me to a duel sir ??  box 

Does that mean I can choose weapons ?

If so I nominate Kirkie and Pe@rson (do you still own him?)

We can let them slug it out while we go down the pub and watch the football Big grin
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BA380
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Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:31 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 41):
Quoting BA380 (Reply 39):
They say words hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will discover when I challenge you to a fisticuffs. Meet you on sliproad of Junction 13 of the M25 in half an hour!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you challenging me to a duel sir ??

Does that mean I can choose weapons ?

If so I nominate Kirkie and Pe@rson (do you still own him?)

We can let them slug it out while we go down the pub and watch the football

good shout, old chap. Mine's a Stella.

Actually, I let him go, although he was not very grateful. Little scrote.
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