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Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:20 pm

Cornish going mad

Proof that Cornish goes mad when he gets an a.net post deletion e-mail  Wink
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:22 pm

 
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:23 pm

Du bist ein arschloch Kirkie  Wink

Just as well i couldn't open the file i guess.....
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:24 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 1):

Rule number 3:
Do not post a message on how you find a topic or user irrelevant, boring, childish or stupid.

 Wink
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:26 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Proof that Cornish goes mad when he gets an a.net post deletion e-mail

I would of thought that would be of you getting another ban e.mail! Big grin German, scottish, all sound the same  stirthepot 

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:26 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
Do not post a message on how you find a topic or user irrelevant, boring, childish or stupid.

No its different. I find YOU irrelevant, boring, childish and stupid.  Wink
 
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:28 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 5):
No its different. I find YOU irrelevant, boring, childish and stupid.

And you can get a T-shirt to prove it.

Lew - can you rustle one up for us? Big grin
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:31 pm

I wish KROC would do that to his keyboard. It would save us all a lot of annoyance.
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:31 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 6):
Lew - can you rustle one up for us?

Gimme 10!

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:49 pm



Couldnt find a decent picture of a actual anet shirt as the store is currently closed.. however i improvised and created my own! Big grin

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:52 pm

Quoting EWS (Reply 9):
Couldnt find a decent picture of a actual anet shirt as the store is currently closed.. however i improvised and created my own!

Marvellous.  bigthumbsup 

Looks like after downing half a Babysham Kirkie is about to fall off his chair Big grin
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:59 pm

Thats a hideous pic, Lew. You excel yourself.

I couldn't open the link, work wouldn't let me. But I'm sure it's complete libel as Cornish is perfect, or so he tells us! Big grin

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:02 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
Thats a hideous pic, Lew. You excel yourself.

Ok lost on that one.. ?????

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:02 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
But I'm sure it's complete libel as Cornish is perfect

Yep  bigthumbsup 

Practically perfect in every way.....
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:04 pm

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 7):
I wish KROC would do that to his keyboard. It would save us all a lot of annoyance.

 
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:07 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 13):
Practically perfect in every way.....

That's not what your parents told me  Wink
They said you were hideous, completely stupid and a total accident. In fact, I understand they wanted to give you away because of your ugliness  stirthepot  duck 
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:10 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 15):
In fact, I understand they wanted to give you away because of your ugliness

Whereas if that pic of yours above is any indication I suspect your parents already have  Wink


I think you slightly misunderstood their English Kirkie and that's a slight misquote you've made

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 15):
They said you were hideous, completely stupid and a total accident

What they actually said to you was "You are hideous, completely stupid and a total accident"  Wink
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:17 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 15):
That's not what your parents told me
They said you were hideous, completely stupid and a total accident. In fact, I understand they wanted to give you away because of your ugliness

Somehow, they called me up and told me EXACTLY the same Big grin
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:19 pm

Quoting Mrniji (Reply 17):
Somehow, they called me up and told me EXACTLY the same Big grin

Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:23 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?

   Just as well i've got to go into an important meeting now or you'd be for it   box 

Quoting Mrniji (Reply 17):

and you can keep out of this Mrnjnjiijninniiiij     

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:26 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?

Hey, seriously, I should not disclose all details, since spreading all the secrets might not be covered by the Free Speech Human rights, at it would be derogatory, purely insulting and just embarassing for Cornish  Wink
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:51 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?

I now feel ill, unworthy, am suffering a crisis of confidence, on the edge of a nervous breakdown, suffering manic depression, suicidal, and downright disbelieving.

All because, for the first time EVER, Kirkie used a word I actually had to look up.  grumpy   ashamed   worried 

One trusts that it will not happen again.  snooty 
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:56 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 21):
One trusts that it will not happen again. snooty

One believes that you must be suffering from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia  Wink

I understand EWS and Skidmarks share the same illness also. It's called Arachibutyrophobia
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:59 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 21):
All because, for the first time EVER, Kirkie used a word I actually had to look up.

I dont get hat Banco, He never said "Young" in this thread yet!  rotf 

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:02 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 22):
Arachibutyrophobia



Quoting Medical Atlas:
Arachibutyrophobia; Being to Sexy

 rotf  duck 

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:04 am

Arachibutyrophobia a fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. The term ‘arachi’ refers to the glutinous oil found in butter and many nuts. We are unable to confirm if arachibutyrophobes suffer a mild dislike of sticky peanut butter or a genuine phobia. Arachibutyrophobia is one of a crop of new terms that reflect recently emerging fears. To coin the term for any new phobia, write the classical name for the object of fear then add the -phobia suffix. Phonodromophobia, for example, is a fear of mobile phones.
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:04 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 22):
One believes that you must be suffering from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

I understand EWS and Skidmarks share the same illness also. It's called Arachibutyrophobia

Ah, that's a relief. For one hideous moment I feared you might hold within your vocabulary a term of which I was unaware. Fortunately, you've then gone and comprehensively wrecked that truly terrifying prospect by trying to show off. God Bless the internet. It can even make Kirkie appear bright momentarily, before reality re-asserts itself.  

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:11 am

Quoting EWS (Reply 23):
I dont get hat Banco, He never said "Young" in this thread yet!

No, I know what that means. It means "pay them a lot less and send the ignorant fools to make the tea". Apparently a synonym of it is "Lew".   

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:12 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 27):
No, I know what that means. It means "pay them a lot less and send the ignorant fools to make the tea". Apparently a syllogism of it is "Lew".

2 Sugars is it?  rotf 

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:15 am

See what Kirkie's momentary intelligence has done to me? I even introduce malapropisms by confusing synonym and syllogism. I've never been so distressed...  grumpy 
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:17 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 29):
malapropisms by confusing synonym and syllogism.

Good god, what the hell are they?! I never did listen to my english teacher all those years ago.. either that or she was a crap teacher.. Big grin

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:18 am

Quoting EWS (Reply 28):
2 Sugars is it?

Not at my age. One has to watch the waistline. I mean, look at JGPH1A.  Wow!
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:21 am



Doesnt look too bad for his age! Big grin

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:25 am

Quoting EWS (Reply 30):
Good god, what the hell are they?!

I could tell you but it would deny Kirkie the pleasure of looking them up and pretending he knew in the first place. You wouldn't want that now, would you?  Wink
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:26 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 33):
I could tell you but it would deny Kirkie the pleasure of looking them up and pretending he knew in the first place. You wouldn't want that now, would you?

I see smoke over the scottish border.. i think he's trying to burn that Anet tshirt of his.. he'll be a while yet, flame retardent! Big grin

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:29 am

Gosh, there must have been a big herd around here someplace, the smell of bulls**t is sooooooo strong! Big grin

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:38 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 35):
Gosh, there must have been a big herd around here someplace, the smell of bulls**t is sooooooo strong!

Oh dear. You've forgotten to change your "senior pants" again haven't you? What did Nursie tell you?  old   Wink
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:56 am

Does anyone have any idea why the guy in the video is going nuts in the video and also what he is saying?

Regards,
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:07 am

That's nothing. You should see Klaus 'dealing' with a Win95 segfault.  Wink
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:26 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 36):
Oh dear. You've forgotten to change your "senior pants" again haven't you? What did Nursie tell you?

and voila, skidmarks now has skidmarks......  Wink

Anyway - I thought he had a bag for that sort of thing  duck 
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:56 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 36):
You've forgotten to change your "senior pants" again haven't you?

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl  How many times do we have to tell you to take care about it.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 39):
I thought he had a bag for that sort of thing

Obviously, bag was not big enough  duck 
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:30 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 13):
Practically perfect in every way.....

Too much Mary Poppins Mr C?

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:38 am

Well, I'm not one to be rude but......................ar******s to the lot of you! Young spotty whippersnappers!  tongue 

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:44 am

nope he's definately from germany.... lol

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:50 am

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Can someone German please translate what the guy was screaming - talk about best candidate for future serial killer!
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:52 am

Quoting QR332 (Reply 44):
Can someone German please translate what the guy was screaming

He ordered something from the Ann Summers website and they said they couldn't deliver for three weeks.  Wink
 
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:33 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 45):
He ordered something from the Ann Summers website and they said they couldn't deliver for three weeks. Wink

Doubt it, looks more like something was already stuck up his ass, not like he was ordering something to stick up his ass Big grin
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:42 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 42):
clean

...so Nursie cleaned you?  Silly
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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:03 am

Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 47):
...so Nursie cleaned you?

Oh yes...........and how!!!!!!!! Big grin  fluffy 

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RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German

Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:17 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 48):
Oh yes...........and how!!!!!!!!

I think I don't want to know  yuck 
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