Please shower me with praise and affection now. I insist.
p.s. Let the good times roll. I feel a little classic BAB
coming on, maybe in the next few days. Be on the lookout. Skidmarks, take your heart pills. Fat French guy, stock up on your chips and Hosties, because you aren't gonna wanna miss this. GKirk, have your pub install wi-fi. ANC
, tell your yardman that you might miss your regularly scheduled haircut. Aussies, I'm coming for you in July, and I know karate. Waterpolodan, tell your gilrfriend that I'm coming to pick up our son for the weekend. Birdwatching, still don't know if you're worth saving. Kevinl1011, I've got something you would nut over. Logan, I dedicate my new book, 101 Ways to Escape an Elevator and Dip your D*ck in Your Hot Neighbor
, to you. Coz, thank God you're gone. FOMEA, I don't know how to say this, but I like Barbra Streisand. Cornish, in Equatorial Guinea, beastiality has been legalized: let me know if you need a tourist's brochure.
And to all the b*tches, and you know who you are ...cough-CaptOvaries-cough, that doubted I would ever produce photographic evidence of my encounter with my hot-neighbor-with-big-tits-who-I-suspect-of-being-a-prostitute-but-don't-care, I hope you have a nice helping of crow at your side. May I present to you Hot Christy:
I'm just skipping stones...