baylorairbear
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I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:03 pm

Please shower me with praise and affection now. I insist.

BAB

p.s. Let the good times roll. I feel a little classic BAB coming on, maybe in the next few days. Be on the lookout. Skidmarks, take your heart pills. Fat French guy, stock up on your chips and Hosties, because you aren't gonna wanna miss this. GKirk, have your pub install wi-fi. ANC, tell your yardman that you might miss your regularly scheduled haircut. Aussies, I'm coming for you in July, and I know karate. Waterpolodan, tell your gilrfriend that I'm coming to pick up our son for the weekend. Birdwatching, still don't know if you're worth saving. Kevinl1011, I've got something you would nut over. Logan, I dedicate my new book, 101 Ways to Escape an Elevator and Dip your D*ck in Your Hot Neighbor, to you. Coz, thank God you're gone. FOMEA, I don't know how to say this, but I like Barbra Streisand. Cornish, in Equatorial Guinea, beastiality has been legalized: let me know if you need a tourist's brochure.

And to all the b*tches, and you know who you are ...cough-CaptOvaries-cough, that doubted I would ever produce photographic evidence of my encounter with my hot-neighbor-with-big-tits-who-I-suspect-of-being-a-prostitute-but-don't-care, I hope you have a nice helping of crow at your side. May I present to you Hot Christy:
I'm just skipping stones...
 
futuresdpdcop
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:05 pm

of course the picture doesnt work. you must be lying.
 
greasespot
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:05 pm

Who are you?



GS

[Edited 2006-04-05 06:11:39]
Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
 
ANCFlyer
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:08 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 2):
Who are you?

 laughing 

FYI BAB - photo's not working . . . pinhead.  wink 
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vaporlock
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:10 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Please shower me with praise and affection now. I insist.

Wow, that is quite the story/paragraph.....the only thing is it doesn't look like too many of the people mentioned really care??? confused 

vaps  bouncy 
 
KevinL1011
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:13 pm

Whoooooooo Hooooooooooo !!!!

Fill us in on your travel itinerary. You said maybe SFO. I'll go. Bet it'll be a Looooong time before you eat @ Subway again!

Glad you're back. I hope UH60FtRucker is OK. A couple of choppers went down recently.

Damn great news!
474218, Carl, You will be missed.
 
baylorairbear
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:17 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 3):
FYI BAB - photo's not working . . . pinhead.

Sorry, y'all. I got the code wrong. Give me a break. It's been a while.

And, without further adieu, I give you all HOT CHRISTY


BAB~hold your applause.
I'm just skipping stones...
 
senorcarnival
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:18 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Please shower me with praise and affection now. I insist.

Cargo bay shot. Post haste! Big grin

Welcome home and good luck in any future elevator hijinx.
Oh no, she's getting impatient! Take a stab at it!
 
futuresdpdcop
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:21 pm

still no pic this is too short
 
greasespot
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:21 pm

That big red x- better be you and said woman doing the matrass mambo if you want people in here to believe.


It is probably a picture you cut from a magazine and scanned..
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Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
 
KevinL1011
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:24 pm

You'd better post a "Trip Report"!
474218, Carl, You will be missed.
 
baylorairbear
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:24 pm

Quoting FutureSDPDcop (Reply 8):
this is too short

Don't be so hard on yourself...oh, you mean your post. Big grin

Maybe my photobucket is jacked up. Let me try imageshack in a bit,

Lo siento,
BAB
I'm just skipping stones...
 
bristolflyer
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:28 pm

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 6):
BAB~hold your applause.

Consider it held 'til you post a pic of this chick. Until then, consider yourself lucky I even bothered replying.

BF
Fortune favours the brave
 
Aleksandar
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:31 pm

Welcome back  bigthumbsup 

Cargo bay link is not working well, but this may be good enough  Silly
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futuresdpdcop
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:33 pm

I'd be more than happy to email you a pic of the goodies..... let me know
 
carmenlu15
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:34 pm

Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 13):
Cargo bay link is not working well

Working fine for me... Big grin BAB, here's to you:


Welcome back  Smile
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
cornish
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:29 pm

Is that red cross an image of the scar left between your eyes when your rifle attacked you ? Wink
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texan
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:17 pm

Welcome back! Sorry it's back to Waco, though...  Wink

Texan
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Mir
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RE: I'm Home

Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:55 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
May I present to you Hot Christy:



Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 6):
And, without further adieu, I give you all HOT CHRISTY

First time's excusable. But failing on the second try?



Welcome back.  Smile

-Mir
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baylorairbear
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RE: I'm Home

Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:28 pm

Quoting Mir (Reply 18):
First time's excusable. But failing on the second try?

Okay, okay. I'll make it happen when I get back to Waco. For now, I give you me making out with a black bass:
Big version: Width: 640 Height: 480 File size: 67kb


BAB  cool 
I'm just skipping stones...
 
Cadet57
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RE: I'm Home

Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:03 am

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 6):
And, without further adieu, I give you all HOT CHRISTY

wow, shes great lookinf, I like the X she's wearing  Wink

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 6):
BAB~hold your applause.

Dont worry, I am...  Wink

Where the hell were you?

You still coming to BOS?
Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
 
FOMEA
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RE: I'm Home

Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:58 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I don't know how to say this, but I like Barbra Streisand

 rotfl 

Welcome back BAB!!

1st track is on its way over...



Regards
F-OMEA.
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CastleIsland
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RE: I'm Home

Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:05 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Logan, I dedicate my new book, 101 Ways to Escape an Elevator and Dip your D*ck in Your Hot Neighbor, to you.

Likewise to you for my new book of short stories entitled "My Armpits Smell Like Mustard."

So Hot Christy is a fish? I could have told you that.
"People don't do what they believe in, they just do what's most convenient, then they repent." - Dylan
 
redngold
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RE: I'm Home

Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:24 am

Welcome home, buddy. Glad you made it back in one (live) piece.  Smile  thumbsup 

oh, yeah...  praise 
Up, up and away!
 
Thorben
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RE: I'm Home

Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:52 pm

Baylor, if you're back from where I think you have been, then tell us your impressions. Do you have pictures? It's better to hear from someone who has actually been there than just from the media.
France 1789; Eastern Germany 1989; Tunisia 2011; Egypt 2011
 
wrighbrothers
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RE: I'm Home

Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:03 pm

Welcome back BAB, did you get much trouble in Iraq ? got a family friend out there at the moment

Quoting Thorben (Reply 24):
It's better to hear from someone who has actually been there than just from the media.

The media always paint the wrong picture, or just bring back bad news, i'm realy not a fan of the media.

Wrighbrothers
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ctbarnes
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RE: I'm Home

Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:47 am

Welcome home! I hope you're partying hearty!

Charles, SJ
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baylorairbear
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RE: I'm Home

Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:21 am

Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 26):
Welcome home! I hope you're partying hearty!

I am, indeed! Thanks, guys. I got my walking papers yesterday, and am now a civilian. In a couple of weeks time, I will post my thoughts on Iraq. 'Till then, I'm gonna be hella busy getting rowdy!  hyper 

BAB
I'm just skipping stones...
 
9VSPO
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RE: I'm Home

Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:27 am

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 27):
I will post my thoughts on Iraq

You were in Iraq? Looking forward to it. Go get a beer or three for now!  Wink  Smile
 
BMIFlyer
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RE: I'm Home

Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:17 am

Welcome back man, it's always good to step on "Home Soil" after spending x amount of time running thru the desert being chased by bullets, RPGs, Tanks.......  Wink



Lee
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Aleksandar
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RE: I'm Home

Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:45 am

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 27):
Till then, I'm gonna be hella busy getting rowdy!

Have all the fun you can  bigthumbsup  as long as you want and then give us your thought on Iraq.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
 
TPASXM787
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RE: I'm Home

Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:07 am

Welcome back dude.

Glad to see you returned safely.

Now, how about the damn pic?
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