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Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:38 am

Oh. My. F*cking. God.

Here are my candidates for "Trainwreck Family of the Year." They probably drove to that shower in their respective houses.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/05/baby.shower.ap/index.html
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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:45 am

I noticed the city listed was Springfield! Is that where the Simpsons live. HA.
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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:52 am

In my family there is an infamous wedding that had to be postponed a week because the brides-mate(my aunt) beat up the incoming inlaw at the bridal shower giving her a good black eye.
But this is above and beyond reasonable. Gunplay at a babyshower is a bit uncalled for.
 
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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:52 am

Wow. Is it wrong that I find this HILARIOUS? I can just picture it...a bunch of women sitting around...a lot of tissue paper...some boxes...a lot of noise but not much of anything said...ugly baby clothes galore in awful pastel colors...and then BAM W-W-F-yo' baby mamma up-throwdown!
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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:56 am

This story reminds me of a "jack-and-jill" party I went to last summer. The groom to be got so smashed and created a scene. There were about 150 guests, and they all left at 10:30 after his first drunken tantrum. A few of us stayed to watch the whole thing unfold though. Since we didn't know the groom or bride that well, it was a lot of fun.

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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:23 am

Maybe in their drunken stupor, they thought they were at a Christmas party and the mother-to-be was a Jennifer Lopez pinata.



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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:29 am

Were the gun and stick gifts and if so can they be returned?
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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:12 pm

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 3):
Wow. Is it wrong that I find this HILARIOUS?

It would really be funny if it was from an inbred family from Arkansas.
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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:45 pm

If your preganant and get a concusion at your own baby shower.......
you might be.................
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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:39 pm

Did the baby survive?


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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:55 pm

We need pictures! Of course I'm sure we can all assume that the parties involved were a bunch of white trash, backwoods, slack jawed, mouthbreathin' yokels.

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 7):
It would really be funny if it was from an inbred family from Arkansas.

This story just proves my theory that you can find white trash rednecks anywhere and not just the South.

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 3):
Wow. Is it wrong that I find this HILARIOUS?

No, it's fine. You won't go to Hell for laughing at morons like these.
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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:21 am

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 10):
We need pictures! Of course I'm sure we can all assume that the parties involved were a bunch of white trash, backwoods, slack jawed, mouthbreathin' yokels.

Agreed.. I couldn't help wonder how many mullets were wandering about the shower..
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RE: Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower

Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:50 am

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 10):
We need pictures! Of course I'm sure we can all assume that the parties involved were a bunch of white trash, backwoods, slack jawed, mouthbreathin' yokels.

Yeah these are some real white trash sounding names  Wink :

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Authorities said the shooting victim, Aristotle Garcia, got into a fight with a man who is dating his ex-girlfriend. The argument, over whether the woman let their 5-year-old daughter drink beer, escalated and drew in two other people -- Jazz Rivas and Juan Velazquez, said Police Lt. Cheryl C. Claprood.
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