klm672
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Family Guy "flashback" Ideas Wanted

Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:30 pm

At work there are a few of us that are heavy family guy fans. At random we find it fun to use the quotes from Family Guy. I was wondering if you could come up with new ones (or ones from the show) where they say "wow, that was almost as bad as the time____" or "havent been this__fill in feeling__since___ or "kinda like the time___". They do that a lot on the show but for the life of me I can't think of any. I would like then to be funny standing alone (where a the joke wasnt the acutal flashback) and you can twist them to fit a grocery store. One I like to do is "Wow, that was almost as fun as the time we built a water slide down the breakroom stairs." Look around then then walk away. Or get a coupon walk up to a cashier that doesnt watch the show on my break and say "and that friendly chicken outside gave me this coupon..."
Thanks!
 
RichardPrice
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RE: Family Guy "flashback" Ideas Wanted

Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:31 pm

"So thats what Peters penis looks like"
 
kazzie
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RE: Family Guy "flashback" Ideas Wanted

Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:41 pm

"the firetruck stocks its pray, The firetruck and consume 8 times its body weight, The Ambulances will have to wait their turn"

Cracks me up all the time Big grin
Bazinga punk.
 
Cadet57
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RE: Family Guy "flashback" Ideas Wanted

Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:55 pm

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 2):
"the firetruck stocks its pray, The firetruck and consume 8 times its body weight, The Ambulances will have to wait their turn"

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"Peter, Kathleen turner's on page 12."

"Kathleen Turner huh? eh, eh, eh, oh thats a shame"

The ipecac scene, the breakfast machine(peter gets shot) and the Classic line, "Who wants Chowder"

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kazzie
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RE: Family Guy "flashback" Ideas Wanted

Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:00 pm

i love the british porn...

"almost, almost, almost, there
-Well done"

"you know we could have sexual intercourse right now?
-Yes, yes we could
- But lets not.."
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S12PPL
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RE: Family Guy "flashback" Ideas Wanted

Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:21 am

Stewie:

"That's almost as awkward as the time I played Marco Polo in the pool with Helen Keller..."

Cut to scene of Stewie with floaters on his arms, swimming around, with Keller just standing in the shallow end...

"Marco...........Marco.............Marco............Marco..................Marco.................Marco...............
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JBirdAV8r
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RE: Family Guy "flashback" Ideas Wanted

Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:07 am

My favorite is the one where Stewie rips up his babysitter's boyfriend with every college frat boy stereotype under the Sun. I've been looking for an audio clip of that forever.
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komododx
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RE: Family Guy "flashback" Ideas Wanted

Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:19 am

"That's a stupid call. And I know something about stupid calls"

Cuts to Peter calling Lois at home from the kitchen phone:

"Lois I can't take the garbage 'cause I'm at the clam"
"Peter it says in the caller ID that you're calling from the kitchen phone. And I can also see you're in the kitchen"
Peter hides
"Can you see me now?"
"No"
"OK, now I'm at the clam"

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

I love this one

Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Peter Griffin: You know my great-great-grandfather Angus Griffin invented the game.
[flashback]
Angus Griffin: So, we're all clear on the rules then. No Jews and no blacks.
Scottish men: Aye.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Chris: I haven't been this confused since the ending of "No Way Out".
[Flashback to Chris & Brian coming out of a theater that's showing "No Way Out"]
Chris: How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

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AsstChiefMark
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RE: Family Guy "flashback" Ideas Wanted

Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:56 am

I haven't had this much fun since I was the priest at a Boy Scout jamboree.

I haven't been this busy since I was a midwife at Sister Katherine's School for Wayward Girls.
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