Just got this by e-mail... hope humor travels well in translation. Enjoy!
The airplane is up in the air, and the captain comes in the PA:
- Good morning, this is your captain speaking. We have now reached cruise altitude, and are overflying the city of -- WATCH IT! OOOOHHHH MY GOD!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The passengers hear a loud scream, followed by a hellish noise:
- NNNOOOOOO, AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
And then an eternal silence...
Moments later, the captain comes again on the PA, laughing:
- I beg you pardon, my dear passengers. What happened earlier is that I just dropped my food tray and coffee on myself. You won't imagine how my trousers look from the front...
Quite upset, a passenger yells:
- You motherf*cking bastard! Son of a b*tch! Why don't you come personally and check how MY trousers look from the back!!!