baylorairbear
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Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:28 pm

I have. Yeah, I'm toasted, so I figured now's the time to let it out. It's been six months, at least, sense my last drunk thread Big grin

Here's the skinny: I was a senior in high school. I was at my girlfriends place. They had an extremely well trained dog named Hush Puppy. Well, Hush Puppy was on some meds, and not his usual self. I was sitting on the floor with my back against the couch. He walks over to me, straddles me, lifts his leg, aims his dog penis at my chest, and lets loose his bladder. I mean he unloaded on me. Moses couldn't have parted this sea of piss.

The funny part is that I immediately jump in their shower and they put my clothes in the wash. Now, at the time, I was 6'4'' and 235 lbs. Her dad is about 5'9'' and 155 lbs. I had to wear something of his since my threads were in the wash. I donned his largest pair of shorts and a t-shirt. I swear I looked like a transvestite in boy-shorts and a halter top.

Anyway, what are your "peed on" stories? The world wants to know!

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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:35 pm

No but sometimes I get pissed off.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:37 pm

Quoting Baylorairbear (Thread starter):
Anyway, what are your "peed on" stories? The world wants to know!

No...we don't.

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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:54 pm

Quoting Baylorairbear (Thread starter):
Anyway, what are your "peed on" stories? The world wants to know!

 no  We don't!

Hush Puppy sounds like a good judge of character... Big grin
 
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:56 pm

Hmm, surprisingly good spelling. You know what that means? More beers!
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:59 pm

Quoting A346Dude (Reply 4):
Hmm, surprisingly good spelling. You know what that means? More beers!

No es posible. I 've had just the right amount. I even jumped from the balcony at the bar, fortunately landing on mis pies.

I can't believe I'm the only one that has been peed on, and especially that I'm the only one who cares to hear about it!

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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:00 pm

Well we have this newborn and im carrying it around, i find out that the baby has just pissed so we are changing his diapers until then you can hold him. I say OK and suddenly im playing while i feel something hot. I quickly lift up the baby and put him on the bed and scream. I was going to the shower but then my aunt told me that there is no water here until 4am. So I got a towel and some baby wipes and wiped myself clean

I cant really blame the baby for this though

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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:06 pm

Quoting Lordanmol (Reply 6):

Have a baby boy in the wintertime. During the first few months of life, you will find the 'weapon' firing off a shot as soon as it is exposed to colder air. And if you have had children, pee is the least disgusting thing that will get you.
 
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:09 pm

Maybe I should start a thread titled "What have you peed on."  scratchchin 

My niece's rat also peed on me.

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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:15 pm

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 8):
Maybe I should start a thread titled "What have you peed on."

....or who?


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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:28 pm

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 9):
Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 8):
Maybe I should start a thread titled "What have you peed on."

....or who?

One of my "regulars" up at the University of Illinois loves that sort of thing in the shower. Oh well.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:33 pm

Quoting STLGph (Reply 10):
One of my "regulars" up at the University of Illinois loves that sort of thing in the shower. Oh well.

Why did I know you were going to say that? Perhaps I'm psychic... silly 
 
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:36 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 11):
Why did I know you were going to say that? Perhaps I'm psychic...

Because I'm the only one around here that has balls to admit to this sort of thing.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:42 pm

Quoting STLGph (Reply 12):
Because I'm the only one around here that has balls

You have balls?...sorry, my bastard side came out for a second. Hey, I admitted being peed on and more by the two little angels. But you know, I have learned to already appreciate your candid side.
 
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:44 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 13):
But you know, I have learned to already appreciate your candid side.

I could tell lots and lots of stories.

But several people need to die first before anybody's eyes reads them or ears hears them.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:48 pm

Quoting STLGph (Reply 14):
several people need to die first before anybody's eyes reads them or ears hears them

Damn. Just as this thread was about to get interesting LOL. Big grin
 
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:50 pm

Quoting STLGph (Reply 14):
But several people need to die first before anybody's eyes reads them or ears hears them.

Could those deaths be arranged???  biggrin   angel 
 
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:50 pm

I haven't had the pleasure of being peed on, however, I was at a mate's house across the street for a party, and since he lives 3 doors down I got just right wasted, right out of my mind. I eventually decided it was time to leave and passed out about halfway up the stairs... I guess at some point in the night after I had passed out someone needed to make a dash for the bathroom and didn't make it, he did however make it right to where I was passed out. I woke up to find my mate Matt passed out beside a few steps down from me, and I had vomit all over my Jeans... Needless to say it was the single most disgusting moment in my life.

Now I'm sure you all loved hearing that story.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:51 pm

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 15):
Quoting STLGph (Reply 14):
several people need to die first before anybody's eyes reads them or ears hears them

Damn. Just as this thread was about to get interesting LOL

Oh, I wasnt talking about anything exclusive...I was talking about a wide variety of topics (400 or so). Don't you worry...there shall always be things I *WILL* say.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:56 pm

Quoting STLGph (Reply 14):
several people need to die first before anybody's eyes reads them or ears hears them.



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 16):
Could those deaths be arranged???

Let's go killing!  taekwondo 

Thanks Neil. At least someone around here has learned humility. And yes, I did love hearing that story. I think I'll go throw up on Amos now  silly 

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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:01 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 16):
Could those deaths be arranged???

What's your going rate?

And you'd better be real good. I know some of them have gotten into "other trouble" and have quite the good legal team already at their service.

Come to think of it, I think several of the people in question that I've encountered were lawyers.....

What a catch 22.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:05 pm

The proper term is 'Golden Shower' and yes I've had a few. I am not in to it at all. I had a girl that was really in to me pissing on her and I let her do the same to me as well. I prefer hot water instead.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:26 pm

Well, I haven't been peed on directly but:

Back in high school drama once we all slept over at this girl's house the night before a big festival. I put my shoes under the coffee table, and during the night, her puppy took a juicy crap in them. At 6AM, when we all woke up bleary eyed and were leaving for the festival, I put my socked feet into the shoes and SQUISH... I mean, I've never had a dog, but even if I did, I don't think I'd be in the habit of checking my shoes for that before putting them on!!. I did what I could to wash them in the few minutes we had, but there was no change of shoes available, and no chance to go home before we piled in and left for the festival. Grossest day ever...and for everyone who had to sit next to me too.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:20 pm

Quoting Baylorairbear (Thread starter):
Ever Been Peed On?

And i thought this was another sex thread!!  mad 

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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:42 pm

I have yet to have someone have the courage to pee on me.

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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:52 pm

I've had a ladybug pee on me if that counts......many times.

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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:44 am

Better to be pissed off, then pissed on.



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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:16 am

Quoting Baylorairbear (Thread starter):
Ever Been Peed On?

Golden Showers are not my thing  vomit 



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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:17 am

Its better than being puked or shat on. Urine is sterile I believe, correct me if I'm wrong.

Oh, and to answer the question, I had a pet rat pee on me once, that's about it.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:38 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 3):
Hush Puppy sounds like a good judge of character...

why? did he piss on you too?  Wink
 
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:39 am

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 29):
why? did he piss on you too?

Ah I was wondering when you'd chirp in.  Wink
 
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:45 am

Actually yes... Two summers ago I was at a camp and one of my cabin mates was drunk or stoned and he came into the shower area, took out his penis and started trying to piss on me. The guy is lucky I didn't rip his penis off. I just gave him a swift kick through the shower curtain. I quickly poured some more soap on myself and washed up.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:47 am

My Pleasure Big grin
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:28 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 21):
I had a girl that was really in to me pissing on her and I let her do the same to me as well.

Sounds like the perfect girl if you have a bladder control problem.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:45 am

Have I've been peed on?... do you mean literally?!!? Gross!

Most managers at work take a piss on us every single day...

Quoting Tbar220 (Reply 28):
Urine is sterile I believe, correct me if I'm wrong.

I think you're right, I've heard that if you've been "burned" by a jellyfish, pee relieves the pain and reduces the risk that the wound becomes septic...
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:18 am

Quoting TWISTEDWHISPER (Reply 34):
I think you're right, I've heard that if you've been "burned" by a jellyfish, pee relieves the pain and reduces the risk that the wound becomes septic...

Come to think of it, isn't it a self-help thing too--you know, one of those weird programs like "quit smoking by getting peed on in twelve steps" etc...
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:52 am

Quoting N229NW (Reply 35):
quit smoking by getting peed on in twelve steps

Haha! You know what, it wouldn't surprise me!!!
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:52 am

Yes, by a toad! Rather disgusting but I did pick it up, must have been scared!
 
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:16 am

Quoting Baylorairbear (Thread starter):
I swear I looked like a transvestite in boy-shorts and a halter top.

LMAO!!!!!!!!

I have kids and they had pets, I have been pee'd on many, many times. I also once pee'd on my brothers ear as he stuck his head down the loo to puke whilst I was discharging my last 5 pints in a slightly less vigorous fashion.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:53 am

By a police horse. Torrentially. On command by the cop-rider, I'd think. Nasty.
 
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:34 am

baby sister peed on me when I was changing her......
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:09 am

Quoting Atrude777 (Reply 40):
baby sister peed on me when I was changing her......

Some kids have all the luck. My baby sitter never let me change her no matter how much I cried.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:31 am

I'm looking for a good Catholic girl who likes to piss on her mates. Then I'll read scripture to her while she swipes it off with the Royal Squeegie of Antioch.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:35 am

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 42):
I'm looking for a good Catholic girl who likes to piss on her mates. Then I'll read scripture to her while she swipes it off with the Royal Squeegie of Antioch.

ummm, k. Uhhh,  rotfl  trust me, us catholic people dont put up with that kida shit...  Wink
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:55 am

Well, I've always been enamoured with the role of "obnoxious fuck."  tongue 
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:57 am

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 44):
obnoxious fuck."

Question is.....are you capable of any other sort???  Smile
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:40 am

While volunteering at the animal shelter, I've been given the golden baptism by many a submissive/excited/no-longer-able-to-hold-it animal.

Cat pee is, of course, the foulest smelling and has the most difficult odor to remove. But the foulest stuff I've encountered was that of a box turtle. Yuck.

Birds also leave a fine mess that usually stains - chemically - despite prompt cleaning efforts.

In summary... cats (adult, kitten and infant), dogs (adult, puppy and infant), guinea pigs, Nanday Conure (bird), Amazon Parrot, parakeet, rabbits (both dwarf and "normal"), box turtle, chinchilla, and probably a few more I'm not thinking of at the moment.
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RE: Ever Been Peed On?

Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:17 am

We all have been peed on... and swallowed.

http://www.humed.com/humc_ency/pregnancy/000197.htm

"Amniotic fluid is a sterile solution that surrounds and cushions the fetus during pregnancy. The fluid comes from the baby’s kidneys – it’s fetal urine – and is absorbed when the fetus swallows it."

Of course the above isn't entirely correct, but still...  devil 
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