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UEFA Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:04 am

Get beer and chips ready, the UEFA Cup semifinals are tonight and we have the following games:

Steaua Bukarest vs. FC Middlesbrough

and

FC Schalke 04 vs. FC Sevilla

The Schalke vs. Sevilla game is interesting, I am curious as hell how many times dive king Asamoa will topple down tonight.  Wink

Patrick
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:08 am

I'd love to see a Steaua Bukarest - FC Schalke 04 final, and see Schalke lose that one Big grin
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:08 am

S04, die Schei-... errm, sorry, got caught up in the usual disapproval song for Schalke  Wink . Anyway, Lincoln and Kuranyi are not playing, so Schalke might actually have a chance. As far as Asamoah goes, I honestly can't stand that guy, but at least he is trying to win a game, unlike Lincoln, who susually goes "Too bad, my pass didn't make it, I'll just stand still now for the other 85 minutes"  Yeah sure
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:13 am

Quoting Aviationmaster (Reply 1):
and see Schalke lose that one

I really hope that they won't win the cup, I still remember the circus from 1997 when they drove the cup around the stadium before every home game for at least half a year.  Wink

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 2):
Anyway, Lincoln and Kuranyi are not playing, so Schalke might actually have a chance.



Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 2):
unlike Lincoln, who susually goes "Too bad, my pass didn't make it, I'll just stand still now for the other 85 minutes"

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:25 am

This has to be done....sorry guys.



Next to VfB, how dare you disrespect. Hater.
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:32 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
This has to be done....sorry guys.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:47 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):
Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
This has to be done....sorry guys.



Patrick

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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:29 am

FC Schalke 04 0-0 FC Sevilla

What a boring match. Schalke was lucky that Sevilla did not use their chances.
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:41 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):

ROFLMAO!
Btw, if I wanna know how to hit a hard elbow, after this game I know who I have to ask how to do it correctly  Wink .
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:49 am

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 8):
ROFLMAO!
Btw, if I wanna know how to hit a hard elbow, after this game I know who I have to ask how to do it correctly .

I should be on your RU list for that post....

The day I tell you how to fight like Polish fan is the day Eintracht win the Champions League. (Possibly less likely that an asteroid falling on top of the roof of my car as Im driving through a tunnel)

Here's a thought to munch on while you sip your Mirinda and watch your damn game show on SAT.1...My hatred for B. Munich extends to the fact that I was thinking of getting rid of my mobile provider, T-Mobile USA, How dare they put up their logos on those baboon's tops!

Quoting AviationMaster (Reply 7):
FC Schalke 04 0-0 FC Sevilla

What a boring match. Schalke was lucky that Sevilla did not use their chances.

We weren't bored defending on our half for the whole match.

Signed,
Middlesbrough.
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:01 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 9):
The day I tell you how to fight like Polish fan is the day Eintracht win the Champions League

That will happen on the same day that Bayern has to relegate to the Oberliga :-P . Though I will admit that Frankfurt is doing a good job in bringing up new talents. Oh, and I share Bruchhagen's dislike for divers  Wink .

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 9):
Here's a thought to munch on while you sip your Mirinda and watch your damn game show on SAT.1

Game shows on SAT.1...
You haven't watched German TV for a loooong time, obviously  Wink .

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 9):
My hatred for B. Munich extends to the fact that I was thinking of getting rid of my mobile provider, T-Mobile USA, How dare they put up their logos on those baboon's tops!

Ha, for me it's the other way around, I hate the whole Pink Panther Communications Company aka Telekom/T-Com/T-Mobile/T-Online/T-Annoy  Wink .

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 9):
I should be on your RU list for that post....

For some lame photoshop work  Silly ?
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:07 am

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 10):
Game shows on SAT.1...
You haven't watched German TV for a loooong time, obviously .

We havent been occupied by you since 1945  Silly ....Ok sorry, make that MythBusters - Die Wissensjäger on RTL2.

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 10):
Ha, for me it's the other way around, I hate the whole Pink Panther Communications Company aka Telekom/T-Com/T-Mobile/T-Online/T-Annoy .

I cant help it that they give me good rates. Maybe I should switch to Verizon Wireles.....CDMA, no SIM Cards and 20% owned by Vodafone (*coughs* ManU)

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 10):
For some lame photoshop work ?

Photoshop work? I used MS Paint to draw in the text, shame on you.
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:10 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 11):
We havent been occupied by you since 1945

Thats why we made you join the EU  jump 

This game today was so awful, no comparision to the champions league games... I think the UEFA cup has become the "loser cup", it is so bad it isn't worth watching anymore... The last game which was great was Liverpool against Alaves.

I just hope we do not copy Schalkes way of playing at the world cup...
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:15 am

Quoting TheSonntag (Reply 12):
Thats why we made you join the EU

Oh no not this time, the USA is holding onto our collar biiiiiiatch.

Quoting TheSonntag (Reply 12):
I just hope we do not copy Schalkes way of playing at the world cup...

You already proved that against Italy...
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:43 am

Quoting TheSonntag (Reply 12):
I just hope we do not copy Schalkes way of playing at the world cup...

Germany are in the World Cup? How'd that happen??  flamed 
Going to be quite embarrising to be knocked out first round on home soil eh?  Wink

I shouldn't be saying anything though , South Africa haven't qualified for 06 and the chances of South Africa making it through the group stages in 2010 are about as likely as...well...um...yeh...

-SA006  wave 
Proudly South African
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:53 am

Quoting SA006 (Reply 14):
Going to be quite embarrising to be knocked out first round on home soil eh?

Well, playing boring, bad and unattractive does not automatically mean that we are unsuccessful  Wink
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:29 am

Ok guys, Schalke is playing in Sevilla tonight 9:30 pm German time (pretty late, isn't it?).

I am curious which team will make it into the final.

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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:45 am

I'm watching the Boro - Steaua game. At the moment Boro is down 1-2 in the first half. A good game until now with probably more goals to come.
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:04 am

Amazing game by Middlesborough! Big grin After trailing by two goals and having to score four goals, they've done it again! All partly thanks to Steaua's lousy goalkeeper.

Boro 4-2 Steaua Bukarest

If anyone was following the game on DSF, those comments about the Goalkeeper were hillarious  rotfl 

"Der orange-weisse Kaspar im Kasten ist eine Schande für den Beruf Torwart, der hat ja nicht mal Oberliganiveau!"

 rotfl 
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:05 am

Quoting AviationMaster (Reply 18):
"Der orange-weisse Kaspar im Kasten ist eine Schande für den Beruf Torwart, der hat ja nicht mal Oberliganiveau!"

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:31 am

Astonishing. Unbelievable. Wonderful! Hopefully the Final will actually see the bonny Boro not go 2-0 down before deciding to play some football! The 1st 20 minutes would have been as shocking a performance as any this season (including the 7-0 thumping by Arsenal) the players being lethargic, uninspire and overwhelmed with the occasion. Thank heavens that Southgate's hamstring felt a little sore and so Maximum Pasta could come on and probably play his best game for the club. If anything, the game could (and should) have ended up as a 8-2 victory given the 4 easy chances that were spurned.
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:36 am

1:0 Sevilla. Bye bye Schalke!  wave 

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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:45 am

LOL

Boro vs Sevilla in the final. Tough call but I really really hope Boro win it.
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:00 am

Sevilla did it. Congratulations
Gig 'em Aggies!!!
 
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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:05 am

So let's see how Schalke performed this season:

German Championship?  no 
Champions League Qualification?  no 
UEFA Cup Final?  no 

 rotfl 

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RE: Uefa Cup Semifinal Tonight

Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:10 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 24):
So let's see how Schalke performed this season:

German Championship? no
Champions League Qualification? no
UEFA Cup Final? no

rotfl

That's mean  rotfl 


Interesting to see another "Spain vs England" Final.

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