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Lube-a-Boob Update! Which Of You Jokers Did This?

Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:00 am

Updated: 10:17 AM EDT
Phony Doctor Gave Free 'Breast Exams,' Police Say

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060420114009990015

Broward County Sheriff's OfficePolice say this 76-year-old man went door-to-door offering free breast exams, and at least two women accepted the offer.

MIAMI (April 20) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.


04/20/06 11:39 ET
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cosec59
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:02 am

Sounds like 9VSPO to me
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:05 am

Or Skidmarks, or even you, Cosec59, all of you men are alike  Silly
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:07 am

It was a natural mistake. She told me her name was Connie and as I am chief pilot . . .

Prop spinners are an important item on a preflight, you know.
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:10 am

 rotfl  My bets are on Superfly...

Either that, or someone else has taken the business idea without the express consentment of Lube-A-Boob Industries, LLC. This matter should be dealt with accordingly -- has the legal department taken a look at this, Ian?
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:21 am

Quoting Sunshine79 (Reply 2):
Or Skidmarks

Oi!! I have my own woman to molest thank you!  tongue  I dont need to go around touching up slappers in Florida!

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dl021
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:23 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 3):
It was a natural mistake. She told me her name was Connie and as I am chief pilot . . .

Prop spinners are an important item on a preflight, you know.

 rotfl 

Here's the guys photograph..

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Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:35 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 1):
Sounds like 9VSPO to me

pot...kettle?
 
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:37 am

Only in SoFla  banghead 
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:14 am

Quoting DL021 (Reply 6):
Here's the guys photograph..

Wow, check out the look on his face.
Ok, you'll probably disagree, but seriously, the guy has my kudos. I mean ok he's disgusting, but what would you do if you were old and desperate like him? Well instead of surrendering to his fate, he pulled off a smart trick here.
He was stupid though for asking the woman to completely undress and not using gloves like a any doctor would.

I dont know how big of a crime he did since the he had the consent of the women to touch them.

But... oh screw him, to hell with him, he could have gotten himself a prostitute. Pig.
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:19 am

I admit...it was me!

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Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:47 am

Quoting DL021 (Thread starter):
Updated: 10:17 AM EDT
Phony Doctor Gave Free 'Breast Exams,' Police Say

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060420114009990015

Broward County Sheriff's OfficePolice say this 76-year-old man went door-to-door offering free breast exams, and at least two women accepted the offer.

MIAMI (April 20) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.


04/20/06 11:39 ET

ROFL!

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Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:51 am

IS Skidmarks in America?  Smile
 
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:35 am

Quoting KFLLCFII (Reply 8):
Only in SoFla

Amen to that. Damn Yankees screwing things up for us natives yet again.
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:49 am

Quoting FXramper (Reply 12):
IS Skidmarks in America?

NO!! Well, not until next Thursday when I arrive in Canada. Then I may cross the border at Niagara in search of a cheap jeans outlet! Big grin Definatley no boob stroking planned though ! Big grin

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Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:50 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 14):
Definatley no boob stroking planned though !

That's what his wife said.  Wow!
 
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:51 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 14):
Definatley no boob stroking planned though !

Well not without mutual consent eh Andy  Wink
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:56 am

Quoting DL021 (Reply 6):
Here's the guys photograph..

He looks an awful lot like the late Tip O'Neill, former Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives.

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Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:58 am

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 4):
My bets are on Superfly...

Either that, or someone else has taken the business idea without the express consentment of Lube-A-Boob Industries, LLC. This matter should be dealt with accordingly -- has the legal department taken a look at this, Ian?

what legal department? If I remember correctly, we have a combined driver / enforcer / debt collector for such cases. Big grin

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Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:41 am

Hey,

Are we sure that FLAIRPORT is really a college age student?
Where did everybody go?
 
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:42 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):

Oi!! I have my own woman to molest thank you!

Are you sure thats good for your heart...
 
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:43 am

And the women who asccepted the offer were blonde???????  Smile
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:44 am

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 18):
what legal department? If I remember correctly, we have a combined driver / enforcer / debt collector for such cases.

You're right... then I guess we should use, um, alternate ways to settle this. Big grin
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:47 am

Quoting DL021 (Thread starter):
Lube-a-Boob Update! Which Of You Jokers Did This?

OMG....that is so funny!!! But hey as you can see by the pic below....he was definately NOT one of our staff members!!!!



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Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:05 am

You guys are all laughing now but I'll bet at least one of you is writing this down and saying to himself, don't forget the rubber gloves and this could work!!!
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:02 am

Quoting Gilligan (Reply 24):
You guys are all laughing now but I'll bet at least one of you is writing this down and saying to himself, don't forget the rubber gloves and this could work!!!

I'll definitely keep that in mind for when I'm old, ugly, desperate and broke. I may thank you guys one day.
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:51 am

Hmmm...





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Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:23 pm

Quoting DL021 (Thread starter):
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff,

I love the name, just imagine some creepy old dude coming to your door saying "Hi, I'm Dr. Winikoff. I'm here to check your breasts and then later go home and perform my own winkioff!"

Give credit to the guy for having the balls to pull off a stunt most guys will only joke about in a bar.
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:32 pm

Quoting DL021 (Reply 6):
Here's the guys photograph..

Oh wow... that is SOOO wrong. That dude wouldn't get within a city block of my bazookas.

That's funny in a way, though... I wonder if the women who consented were hoping to put moves on HIM.

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Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:08 am

As sick as this is, this reminds me of a story that happened in a few years ago, in a small village in the Algarve, in the South of Portugal.

Some joker was calling women's houses claiming to be part of some EU project or something offering free mamograms by satellite, a new experimental technique. All the women had to do was to stand near the window and show their boobs. Some of them actually did!

They never caught the guy... Maybe it's the same dude?
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:32 am

Boob Lube VAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow i totally forgot about that....

Besides, look who is front and center on top of the picture...Me  Smile

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