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Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:42 am

I just got back from the doctor's office for a physical, and I had a pretty uincomfortable situation "arise". It was done by a female, rather attractive, and, well, when she started to feel my stomach, thighs, pelvic region, I got an erection...a full, rigid hard on. She was pretty cool, but I was embarrased. Has this ever happened to any other guys out there?
 
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:46 am

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Thread starter):
I just got back from the doctor's office for a physical, and I had a pretty uincomfortable situation "arise". It was done by a female, rather attractive, and, well, when she started to feel my stomach, thighs, pelvic region, I got an erection...a full, rigid hard on. She was pretty cool, but I was embarrased. Has this ever happened to any other guys out there?

Nope.

How did you get rid of your woody? What did she prescribe for you?
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:48 am

I haven't had the pleasure yet, but a friend of mine accidentally ejaculated while undergoing a prostate exam the other day. I'm still laughing!

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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:49 am

My erection went away afterwards, but I did what most guys do after I got home...masturbated to make it go away...lol.
 
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:56 am

When I was 16 [ a long time ago now] I went for a job medical with BOAC, and after all the normal things was asked to undress and lie on the bed behind a curtain. Much to my surprise a young woman Doctor [25 to 30 ] appeared. Well there was no controlling it,but she was not at all perturbed and got a pencil out of her top pocket and tapped the erect member with it and it decided to subside immediately.

I did not know which was more embarrassing, either it getting erect or how easily she deflated my ego

As you can see it left me permanently scarred as I still remember it today and I still have to laugh when I see doctors with a pen in their top pockets even now Big grin

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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:05 am

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Thread starter):

Doctor's have seen and heard it all. I doubt she thought your compass pointing north was anything out of the ordinary.
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:09 am

True...but it still was pretty embarrassing...it wouldn't go down either and when she started to touch my balls I think it got even harder. I was pretty horny anyway I guess...I think it's a good idea, if you're a guy, to masturbate before you get a physical to avoid situations like this.
 
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:13 am

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 6):
I think it's a good idea, if you're a guy, to masturbate before you get a physical to avoid situations like this.

Unless of course your underwear has then become stuck to the head of your penis and the doctor has to peel the cloth off so she can examine you. That might be a slightly more awkward for you.
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:14 am

I think I'd masturbate at home in private...lol
 
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:16 am

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 8):
I think I'd masturbate at home in private...lol

Oh okay. You really must learn to be more specific.  Silly
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:17 am

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 6):
t wouldn't go down either and when she started to touch my balls I think it got even harder.

Sounds like she was enjoying it just as much as you. On a slightly related note, I had a swollen testicle last year and went to A&E to have it checked-out. The very cute doctor was feeling my balls -- unfortunately I didn't get an erection. I told him that I'd never had so many people feeling my balls in the one morning, and if it wasn't so painful it'd be enjoyable.
 
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:17 am

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Thread starter):
I got an erection



Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 3):
but I did what most guys do after I got home...masturbated to make it go away...lol.



Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 6):
it wouldn't go down either and when she started to touch my balls I think it got even harder



Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 6):
...I think it's a good idea, if you're a guy, to masturbate before you get a physical to avoid situations like this.



Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 8):
I think I'd masturbate at home in private...lol

To help this thread further itself, you need to be more open  Wink
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:20 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 11):
To help this thread further itself, you need to be more open

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Don't pressure him. He's probably very shy.
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:34 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 11):
To help this thread further itself, you need to be more open Wink

Ah he's been there, done that  Wink
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:37 am

Quoting Jaspike (Reply 13):
Ah he's been there, done that

Blue Balls (by Dcbat2072 Mar 30 2006 in Non Aviation)
Crazy Places Youve "m"d (by Dcbat2072 Jun 30 2004 in Non Aviation)
Busted Doing IT (by Dcbat2072 May 20 2004 in Non Aviation)
The M Word (by Dcbat2072 Feb 20 2004 in Non Aviation)

Tom

Holy Shit, i think Dcbat2072 is seeing the wrong friggin doctor !!  eek 
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:38 am

Quoting Jaspike (Reply 13):
Ah he's been there, done that Wink

Blue Balls (by Dcbat2072 Mar 30 2006 in Non Aviation)
Crazy Places Youve "m"d (by Dcbat2072 Jun 30 2004 in Non Aviation)
Busted Doing IT (by Dcbat2072 May 20 2004 in Non Aviation)
The M Word (by Dcbat2072 Feb 20 2004 in Non Aviation)

Tom

Ah a Serial Wanker.
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:06 am

Quoting Jaspike (Reply 13):
Ah he's been there, done that Wink

Blue Balls (by Dcbat2072 Mar 30 2006 in Non Aviation)
Crazy Places Youve "m"d (by Dcbat2072 Jun 30 2004 in Non Aviation)
Busted Doing IT (by Dcbat2072 May 20 2004 in Non Aviation)
The M Word (by Dcbat2072 Feb 20 2004 in Non Aviation)

Tom

 eek   eek 

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 14):
Holy Shit, i think Dcbat2072 is seeing the wrong friggin doctor !!

 rotfl 

Sad, but clearly true!  Wink  silly 
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:21 am

Quoting Gofly (Reply 16):

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 14):
Holy Shit, i think Dcbat2072 is seeing the wrong friggin doctor !!



Sad, but clearly true!

I was going to suggest a head doctor aka a psychiatrist, but i think that would get his desk/computer all frigged up.  Wink
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:48 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 17):
I was going to suggest a head doctor aka a psychiatrist, but i think that would get his desk/computer all frigged up.

 rotfl   rotfl 
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:52 am

Dcbat2072,

With all due respect, you really should get out more.  Wink
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:02 am

Quoting Doona (Reply 2):
but a friend of mine accidentally ejaculated while undergoing a prostate exam the other day. I'm still laughing!

That's why all the straight men need to become familiar with *that* region, if you know what I mean, and I think you do Wink.
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:16 am

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 20):
That's why all the straight men need to become familiar with *that* region, if you know what I mean, and I think you do

I do, and I agree  mischievous 

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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:27 am

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 20):
That's why all the straight men need to become familiar with *that* region, if you know what I mean, and I think you do .

I'm sure the explanation to the above will be in Dcbat2072's next thread !!  Wink
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:10 am

Instead of wacking off just get a male doctor. I was thinking sort of the same thing, I have a male intern and I prefer it to female, since there is no anxiety. You can also relate better too.
 
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:21 am

Dude...you missed your shot....you should have said you need an oral exam too....ok, ok, bad joke. Anyway, hasnt happened to me and I hope it doesnt.
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:23 am

I once had to have the dreaded Colonoscopy! Well I had to be refereed to a proctologist per the HMO rules. Well why waiting to meet with him I was sitting in the waiting room and ease dropping on what the two grey hair ladies were talking about, and lo and behold they were talking about the hot, way hot Dr. All I could think of was please do not be my proctologist, being gay myself that is/was all I needed to make this whole thing even worse. Well lucky me and he was drop dead beautiful! Next the biggest fear I had would to confess my lust to him while doped up having the procedure done. In the end (no pun intended) all was fine.
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RE: Dr.'s Office Embarrasment

Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:35 am

Quoting Nordair (Reply 15):

Ah a Serial Wanker.

So it would appear!
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